Heather Mills
Tuesday, January 1st 2008
Heather Mills Acts Like She Has Tons Of Money
Heather Mills owes millions of dollars in legal fees to her old lawyers, but that didn't stop her one-legged ass from throwing a major New Year's Eve party. She reportedly dropped $60,000 on her party. She spent almost $30,000 on fireworks alone. Didn't her fireworks once kill a neighbor's dog. She never learns! Her expensive fireworks show ended with "Happy New Year, Love Heather" lighting up the sky. The fireworks company should've punk'd her ass and used the message "Happy New Year, Love Cunt Heather."
She also spent thousands of dollars on individual remote controls for her guests to open the front gates, because she didn't want to keep opening it. Um...hire someone?
This may be the last party in Heather's house. Because of her huge legal bills she may have to sell her beloved mansion.
A source said, "Heather is telling friends that relations have broken down so badly between her and her lawyers she will have to sell her new house to pay the debt. This Christmas she's been facing up to losing her home. It's a shame as she and Bea have just started to settle there."
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Thursday, December 20th 2007
Heather Mills Doesn't Pay Her Bills
Heather Mills is facing a major lawsuit from her former attorneys. The Mishcon de Reya firm represented Heather through most of her divorce battle with Paul McCartney. The firm dumped Heather's ass after her crazy rants on several TV talk shows. Heather owes them over £2million.
The firm is afraid if Heather wins a small settlement, they might not get anything because Heather will pay off her other debts first. This also gives Paul some leverage. He could offer Heather a small settlement if he also agrees to pay off her debts.
A source told the Daily Mail , "Heather has been told she has to make steps to clear the debt. She has been told that a writ is as good as on its way."
"Mishcon is acting as any business that is concerned about recovering a bad debt would. The firm worked tirelessly in difficult circumstances for Heather and it is now concerned it may not get its money. Mishcon is concerned that Heather could get a nominal settlement of a few million pounds. But because she has other debts to clear, there is a worry that Mishcon will be at the back of the queue."
Someone better get another reality show STAT! Shit, Heather's probably going to have to do fetish porn in order to pay off that debt.
She also deserves it for hiring an overpriced firm. £2million? Bitch is getting a taste of her own medicine. She's getting taken to the cleaners the same way she's trying to take Paul to the cleaners.
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Monday, December 3rd 2007
Silver Dollar Heather
The News of the World has a new picture from Heather Mills' porn past. This one shows Heather proudly showing off her huge, pancake nipples. Click here to see it. Heather recently said she took "glamour pictures" and not "porn pictures." Um...there's nothing glamorous about seeing Heather spread her coochie.
While Heather lies about about that shit, Paul McCartney is continuing to date Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna's sister, Alexis Arquette, said the two are bonding over music and spending more time together. She told People "[Rosanna] interviewed him for a documentary that she did on Rock and Roll. She's been a big fan of his music for a long time, and I know that they befriended each other several years ago. "
A source said that Heather doesn't like that Paul's dating Rosanna and is planning her own romance soon. I know how Heather can get her revenge! Date Alexis!
Sunday, November 25th 2007
Paul Has Game
According to that highly accurate and always reliable magazine News Of The World, they are reporting that Paul McCartney is dating Rosanna Arquette. They allegedly enjoyed a romantic stroll through London and cuddled and kissed eachother goodbye. She supposedly also spent two hours at his home.
Word on the street was that he is currently dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell. What a player. What the hell is Heather Mills thinking of all this action Paul is getting? Bitches better install body guards and tweezers because you know they're gonna be hunted down and beaten with that peg leg of hers.
Thursday, November 22nd 2007
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Already.
Heather Mills.....is at it again. Sigh. She spoke last night in Dublin where she was named the honorary patron of the Trinity University Philosophical Society. Trinity University really needs to analyze their decision making skills, because bitch shouldn't be honorary nothing!
Anyway, instead of using the night to talk about her charity work, she used it to talk about how badly she's being treated by the media.
She said, "Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby - these people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy.
"If you have lots of money you have to be stingy because why would you that amount of money."
This coming from a woman that's trying everything she's got to become extremely wealthy.
She went on to say, "I don't think anything can prepare you for being treated worse than a murderer or a paedophile when all you have done in 17 years is charity work."
Put a fork in it already! Somebody really needs to stick Heather's one foot in her mouth already. Fuck her with her fake leg, because bitch is wound up and just won't stop. It's like when a cat's in heat and won't shut the hell up. You just gotta whip out a q-tip and do what you got to do to keep it quiet.
Wednesday, November 21st 2007
The Crazy Just Doesn't Stop
Heather Mills' crazy ass publicist is at it again! Michele Elyzabeth...wait, can I just call her Michelle Elizabeth? That "Y" KILLS me. It really hurts and offends me. Anyway, Michele has told Page Six they will cut off anybody that says bad things about Heather. Well, let me just make this easy Michele. Heather is a CRAZY-ASS-ONE-LEGGED-GOLD-DIGGING-WHORE! Consider me cut off! That was easy.
Michele said, "Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it. They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line."
She said CBS is out, Inside Edition is out, The Daily Mail and the Mirror are also out. I'm sure they are beside themselves with pain.
Michele also said Heather was joking about the rats, "She was joking about the rats. But she was serious about the milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much. She told me, 'You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart.' "
Michele is just as nuts! Michele please take your meds and take it with a big, glass of WHOLE milk.
Monday, November 19th 2007
Heather Mills Thinks We Should All Drink Rat's Milk
Heather Mills currently stars in some weird ad campaign for Viva! Heather thinks the world should go Vegan, because it's more eco-friendly. That's kind of funny since bitch showed up in a Mercedes SUV. At the launch in Hyde Park in London, Heather said she had a good alternative to cow's milk.
"Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?"
I probably already drink rat's milk when I get my coffee at McDonald's. If Heather wants to be the one to milk the rats, she can be my guest.
Heather went on to say, "The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet."
No Heather, I think your crazy ass is one of the greatest threats to the planet.
Source: Daily Mail
Friday, November 16th 2007
Heather Mills Is Furious That She's Not Getting Free Clothes
That's it! This has gone too far! Stella McCartney is not giving her ex-stepmother, Heather Mills, free clothes! What has the world come to!!?!!
Heather's crazy yet hot publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, told Page Six that Stella offered a 10% off discount from her expensive crap and Heather is mortified!
Michele said, "Stella told Heather she'd give her just 10 percent off at her boutique in London. And they were related. But that just goes along with everything we know about Stella now."
Michele went on to say that Stella has never liked Heather and wouldn't even donate her perfume to be included in gift bags for one of Heather's charities. They had to get perfume from Elizabeth Arden instead. STOP THE MADNESS! End the world right now! Stella is the devil!
Aha! I absolutely adore Michele Elyzabeth. She is just on another planet. A planet called INSANE. Heather is Stella's EX-stepmother. She owes her nothing. Especially since Heather is trying to rape Stella's daddy out of millions upon millions. That's like me giving free blowjobs to my ex-boyfriends! Ok.....shut up! I only did it that once! Twice. Thrice?
Wednesday, November 14th 2007
The PT Cwuza Lady Is Back!
Heather Mills is insane! She hired that the "PT Cwuza Lady" as her publicist. In case you aren't familiar with this hotness The Soup made her famous last year by featuring a clip of her going on and on about Heather Mills' PT Cruiser. Well, she's back! Her name is Michele Elyzabeth and she claims she's some French Aristocrat. She's started her own video blog on Blogger where she goes on the attack for Heather. PT Cwuza Lady is taking names. She's really pissed off at Joy Behar from "The View" for talking so much trash on Heather.
PT Cwuza Lady dishes the dirt with her dog Bijou and some gay hairdresser named David Paul. She plans to update every single week and set the record straight on the latest Mills' rumor. With the writer's on strike the networks should give the PT Cwuza Lady her own show.
Click here to see her in action
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Thanks Mike
Monday, November 12th 2007
One Legged Bitch
Heather Mills has a recording of Paul McCartney calling her a "one legged bitch" reports The News of the World . Heather reportedly has that tape along with several others locked up in a bank vault for safe keeping.
A source said, "There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch'. She's hoping this shows people what she's had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split."
Heather also has a tape of Paul's daughter, Stella McCartney telling her, "I hope you lose your other fucking leg!"
Those McCartneys! Such comedians. They should take their act on the road.
The source claims Heather started recording her phone conversations a while ago.
One legged bitch?! How is that so shocking? She's a bitch and she has one leg. I don't see the problem!
Heather is major paranoid! Get that ho a fatty already!
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