Rachel Zoe

"I've never touched a drug in my life. Until recently, I didn't even know what crystal meth was. And I haven't known the name of a diet drug since Dexatrim in the 80s. The only person I've told to lose weight is my mom."

Editor's Note - Is that Farrah Fawcett making a mess face in the back?

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Thanks Candita

Hide your virgins! Like there's virgins in NYC? Anyway, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe hit fashion week hard. She's done all the shows and it....shows. She's at Peter Som in this pics. Girlfriend needs to pop into Teri Snatcher's plastic surgeon's office to "NOT GET BOTOX." Deep down I love ChupaZoe and want her to force feed me meth and tell me I'm too fat to wear Lanvin.

Gawker has learned that stylist to the skeletons, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe, has sold a collection of tips to Harper Publishing. The little book of tidbits is currently called Style from A to Zoe: The Guide to All Things Glamour. I'm guessing the title "How to Make a Fatso Lose 300lbs in 10 Days or Less" was out of the question.

I'm thinking her tips are going to be sugarcoated since her real tips are probably illegal in most states.

Chupacabra and Mischa Barton being fug at the Weinstein Company's GG party 1/15/07

Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe: Um...OMG...I can't look! I'm melting! Mercy!

I kind of missed Rachel Zoe. I haven't seen here in a while. She's probably been busy terrorizing the Hollywood young. She's seen here with Cojo at a W Magazine party last night. Maybe Rachel can help a girl out and suck the bloat out of her!

Note - That's really not Chastity Bono. It's entertainment reporter, Steve "Cojo" Cojocaru.

Rachel Zoe made her way into the dark to attend the D&G party last night. This is one of her first public outings since being fired by Nicole Richie. Not being able to suck the blood of Richie has certainly taken its toll on the chupacabra. Homegirl looks about 105!

She has the jawline of an old, white Republican!

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Nicole Richie posted this little gem on her MySpace:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...

Thanks Ryan

Nicole Richie straight-up dumped her stylist, Rachel Zoe, and now skeletor has risen from the Underworld to speak out about it. She told Star Magazine:

"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."

Translation: "I hate the skankbitch. I'm hungry. My husband hates me. I hope Nicole dies a terrible and painful death. I only like skinny hos."

Nicole Richie has fired the Queen of the Underworld herself, Rachel Zoe. Rachel famously styled Nicole Richie and gave her the signature style she currently wears. A source close to Nicole claims that the reason for the split is that Nicole is trying to surround herself with positive people. Apparently, Rachel encouraged Nicole to drop the pounds and stay a skeletor.

The source said, “Nicole didn’t trust Rachel anymore. Zoe didn’t take the news well.”

Rachel denies Nicole dumped her saying it was mutual. Rachel has also been rumored to supply her clients with drugs and diet pills to keep them boney. Rachel's other clients include Blohan and Mischa Barton.

Rachel needs the break. She's getting to that retirement age anyway. She's what...64?

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Tom Ford threw a party for his new perfume at Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant Cut in Los Angeles and invited the Queen of death, Rachel Zoe. Rachel showed up for the party, sat and chatted with guests but left right before dinner was to be served. She returned when dinner was over. Tom was pissed and found this to be very rude.

A source said, "It was rude. She came for drinks and left, even though it was a small, seated dinner. She went to another party, then came back for dessert to make it look like she had been there all along. It's just not done. So tacky."

Earth to Tom! Homegirl doesn't eat. She had to leave to feast on the blood of a few virgins.

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