Blind Items

Which divorcée hasn’t had a date with a man in months, because she digs the ladies? The housewife introduced her girl as ‘a friend,’ but now that things are over, she’s on the prowl for a new gal to keep her company. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

She By Sheree of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? On tonight's reunion (cliiiiiip above), Heree (on purpose typo) says that she's strictly dickly and denies that she has ever clit wrestled with her homegirl Tania. Uh. Huh.

This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? “I have a dollar sign on my hand.” Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude. He recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He seemed very bitter about the experience. (CDAN)

One of the dudes from Miami Ink?

This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting experience, she’s been begging the producers of this highly anticipated biopic for a role. No, she doesn’t want to play the star. She wants to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. She’s also been promising to “ugly down” and use her real name in the film’s credits. In short, she’s willing to do almost anything for a piece of the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film. (Blind Gossip)

Lady CaCa who has already completed the uglifying process. Yes, it was too easy and I just had to snatch it.

Which celebrity mom and network TV star with a teenage daughter just walked in to find her underage little girl doing a line with one of her adult co-stars? Not Teri Hatcher. (BuzzFoto)

If only Patricia Heaton had a teenage daughter!

This actor has strange taste in home décor. While all the houses in his neighborhood were painted in pretty pale pastel colors, he painted his house a dark, scary color. He received so much flack from neighbors that he repainted it in pastels less than a year later. Inside the house isn’t much better. He has sort of a comic book theme going on in several rooms of the house, complete with pictures of Superman, Batman and The Green Hornet. He’s been married more than once, probably because there aren’t many adult women who would enjoy having their home look like it was decorated by a 12-year-old boy. (Blind Gossip)

This has Nicolas Cage's barf all over it. Although, Tommy Girl is my second guess since I"m pretty sure he has a Close Encounters-themed dungeon.

This celebrity couple will soon announce that they are splitting. They will probably try for a little while to pretend the breakup is friendly. It is anything but. Apparently, the male in the relationship has had some troubles. Mostly that involve his many accounts on singles website, both for gay and straight. When his girl found them, he claimed that he was doing it ‘just for fun.’ We think the ‘fun’ he means is when he actually meets some of the people he secretly courts online. Watch for the breakup announce very soon. Not Megan Fox. (BuzzFoto)

Oh, this has a million possibilities. Let's hold our breath and then exhale all our guesses at once: Zac & Vanessa, Rachel & Hayden? Brody & Jayde? RPattz & Kristen (I'm going to get it for that one), Katie Price & Alex Reid? Vadge & Baby Jesus?

Over the weekend this aging Academy Award winner/nominee actress spent some time in an antique shop. Whether she wasn't feeling well, or had too much to drink at lunch, there was something very off and as I said very cranky about her during her shopping trip. She kept asking to see jewelry and items in various showcases and then complaining about what was wrong with all of them. She would point in the direction of an object in a showcase and if the owner didn’t instinctively take out the right item, she would “get snappy” and complain about her as well. Eventually our actress did buy something and her credit card was swiped and returned but she insisted she never received it back. She thought the store owner had kept it. She then abruptly left. A few minutes later, an assistant came back to the antique shop insisting the owner had kept the credit card and demanded its return. There was nothing to give back and the assistant finally left in a huff. (CDAN)

Diane Keaton is serious about her old shit.

This television guy is both a familiar name and familiar face. He’s been involved in many high-profile appearances, and is currently part of a television ensemble. It may come as a surprise to you that he drinks. Not just an after-work cocktail, mind you, but a beers-for-breakfast kind of drinker. He always comes to work prepared, but – depending on how many beers he has had – sometimes slurs his lines so badly or races through his lines so fast that he needs additional takes. Oh, and sometimes his scenes have to be re-blocked so that he is sitting down rather than standing up, because he sways too much. We haven’t heard of him doing any high-profile stints in rehab, but we do wonder what’s taking him so long. (Blind Gossip)

What I want to know is what's so bad about having beer for breakfast? It's kind of like eating a piece of toast since they are both made out of wheat....right? Right. Okay, my guesses are: Ed O'Neill? Alec Baldwin? Or Danny DeVito?

A little something different today in the blind items as it also involves a what do you think. You won't be able to get the name of the subject but you can get the name of his father. The subject is a teenager and and is the son of a singer. The singer shares the same name as a reality judge which often causes confusion. Anyway, the son met this girl and had one date. Immediately after the date the boy started texting her, phoning her, e-mailing her and driving by her house. This went on all the time. It was certainly close to stalking. So, if you are the teenage girl's parents what do you do? Do you call the boy's parents? Well they didn't. Do you call the police? Well they didn't. Do you call the tabloids and try and sell the story? Ding ding ding. We have a winner. That is exactly what they did. Their first thought was to call a tabloid and the tabloids jumped all over the story until they realized it was the son of the singer and not of the reality judge. The fact that the parents only concern in this was to make as much money as possible off the stalking of their daughter is awful. I expect the tabloids to jump all over it because that is what they do, but parents should care for their kids and not exploit them in a potentially dangerous situation. (CDAN)

This is why Randy "Not The Yo Dawg One" Jackson should have to legally change his name to Brother Of La Toya Jackson.

We hear this Celeb Couple's relationship is on the rocks due to religion. Apparently, both were of the same faith, but now one is beginning to question the whole thing. One of the partners has given the other an ultimatum: Either stop questioning, or divorce. The religious beliefs are tearing their family apart. Not Katie Holmes (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

The Travoltas? The Smiths? The Jolie-Pitts (leaders of the Church of Brangelina)?

This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try. (CDAN)

So who will be having programmed conversations with weepy Stepford Katie? My guesses are: Anna Faris & Chris Pratt? Or ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds? Or Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell?

This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he wasn’t busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart. It was actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy – the kind of guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his juggling skills aren’t quite as sharp as they could be, though, because his ex-girlfriend thinks she’s pregnant. (Blind Gossip)

Why do I wish the guy was Ben Affleck and the ex-girlfriend was Fishsticks Paltrow?

Maybe they have an arrangement. I don't know. What I do know is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who was most definitely not her celebrity husband. (CDAN)

Mimi?! But she was probably just making out with Kerokerokeroppi, and that doesn't count as cheating since Nick is already cool with it.

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Which celebrity has been punting around that he has a porn to sell, but of him with a goat? Your extra clue: Thankfully, we're pretty sure he's having a bubble. (3am)

"Having a bubble" must be Brit-talk for "having a laugh," but goat porn is no joke. My guess is Russell Brand?

This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn’t blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour’s boy-toy, however, doesn’t like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well. (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

I'll go with the popular guesses and say Reese & Jakey or Squinty & B.Coop? On second thought, is Betty White dating anyone?

What married with child/ren barely an A list movie actor is very quiet on planes. It isn't so much that he is quiet but rather that he will not talk to the flight attendants or any passengers who approach him. When the flight attendant asks him for a drink he has either told his assistant ahead of time or whispers it to his assistant who passes it along to the flight attendant. This is repeated throughout the flight. If a passenger comes up to him during the flight , the assistant talks for the actor and the actor either nods or shakes his head in response to autograph requests. Oh, he does make exceptions for very attractive women. (CDAN)

Ben Affleck?

Which dancing hunk would rather be doing the mambo with a guy? Though publicly straight, he’s been carrying on an affair with a man for years, and he intends to keep it secret. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

My nipples are praying this is Maksim, but I'm thinking the only dude he likes to get with is himself...in front of a three-way mirror. Therefore, I'll guess the obvious choice: the dancing Ken Doll most popularly known as Derek Hough?

Which C/D list reality star got so drunk at a recent event that when she had a one night stand with a friend of our source, she wet the bed? Not Kristin Cavallari. (BuzzFoto)

The pissibilities are endless. Holly Montag? Kim Zolciak's wig? Zoila from Flipping Out? Or every single one of the uber skanks on Rock of Love Bus?

This fun-loving actress on a hit television comedy won't be laughing over this item. Her husband, to whom she has been married for several years, has been having himself a little sum sum on the side. Even worse, the other woman in this case is another television actress who happens to be one of her friends. Even more interesting is the fact that the two actresses have such a similar look that they could probably pass for sisters. But there certainly won't be any love in this family when our actress finds out what her husband is doing and with whom he is doing it. (Blind Gossip)

My guess is Julie Bowen who is on Modern Family? And the dick-stealing friend Busy Philips or Elizabeth Banks or Derek Hough?

This Actor who seems fairly open minded and educated, was heard using prejudiced language and homophobic slurs when drunk at bar with some friends. We wonder what his gay co-stars would think of that? Not any television actors. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

I'll say Mickey Rourke, just because he was caught on camera explaining why he uses the "other f" word so much. And in my circle, being able to name all the different brands of whiskey counts as educated! This still makes Loki sad.

This openly gay actor has been in a committed relationship for YEARS, but he’s been having a secret affair for several months with a toy boy half his age. It’s his personal trainer. To complicate matters, this actor and his partner decided to adopt a baby, and now the partner is pushing to hurry things up. The trainer is freaking out because he hoped the actor would leave the partner for HIM! What will our gay actor DO? (Janet Charlton)

Who is DoMe Howser (aka Neil Patrick Harris)?

While Padma Lakshmi was busy licking herself, the contestants on Top Chef Las Vegas were asked: “What’s the most annoying thing a customer’s ever asked for/ordered?” Kevin Gillespie, Executive Chef and Partner at Woodfire Grill in Atlanta, replied: “We had a famous musician demand that we not make contact, address her directly, or engage her in any way. We told her that once she could go out to dinner like normal people, should could eat at our restaurant.” Who is the famous musician Kevin was talking about? (Blind Gossip)

The word "musician" is used here, so obviously this is Kim Zolciak. My other guesses are Mimi, JLo or Vadge?

This C+/B- movie actor (Canadian) has been in his share of big movies and is currently filming what is expected to be huge by the studios but I'm not sure the public will agree. Anyway, our actor has already caused drama on the set by doing coke almost constantly and having production assistants deliver strippers to his trailer. Oh, our actor is being joined in all of this with the parent of his C list movie actress co-star. (Not Canadian) (CDAN)

Seth Rogen who is shooting The Green Hornet with Cameron Diaz? Or Shawn Ashmore who is doing a movie with Jaime King?

This is a Canadian actress who is B list because of a very hit show she was on. She is currently filming another show where she and her much older co-star are having a fling. No big deal in Hollywood although it will probably wreck the long term marriage of her co-star. (CDAN)

Elisha Cuthbert and some pepaw?

A youngish film actress we all know did a bit of furniture shopping over the weekend. She was in several high end stores – accompanied by a designer – focused specifically on purchasing a pair of modern sofas in the $10,000 and up range. She found a style she liked, chose a leather fabric from among the swatches, and was told that it would be ready in several months. The star said that the time frame was ridiculous, and wanted the custom pieces in her home within a week. The sales person – and her designer – very patiently and professionally explained the process of ordering, producing and shipping custom furniture, but the star persisted in her demands. At one point, she even asked them to give her the sofas for free. Her logic? “Everyone else gives me things for free”, and because “a lot of famous asses will be sitting on them.” She is one of them. (Blind Gossip)

My cunt instinct says the one and only Katherine Hagel?! I don't know if she's "youngish," but she is a shameless bitch, so she works!

This comes from a story several years ago. It has to do with a Tom Hanks movie that didn't receive the rave reviews that were expected. The original script featured a strong female character. Someone famous, involved in the production of the movie demanded that the ‘bitch' be taken out of the script because he didn't want any strong females in this film. The women in it had to be beautiful, secondary and not very smart. So, the script was changed and in our opinion, the movie isn't that great, even though it has the fabulous Mr. Hanks in it. The person throwing the female fit was not Tom Hanks. He's a stand up guy by all recollections. Guess the movie and the misogynist? (BuzzFoto via Gawker)

Turner & Hooch? I always thought Hooch should've had a cooch. But my real guesses are Road to Perdition, The Terminal or Bonfire of the Vanities?

This foreign born C list movie actress was rumored to be in a relationship with this B+/A- list movie actor. The rumors were true but the relationship is having its problems. Not because they don't like each other because they are crazy about each other. It is just that our actor has had some problems in the past with substance abuse and is trying to stay clean and the actress is in a full on do drugs whenever you can time in her life and is causing some real issues between the two. In fact, over the last few weeks our actress has been doing more than usual and looks like death warmed over according to someone who saw her at a press event. (CDAN)

This one, I have no idea. But the commenters over at CDAN seem to be pointing at Shia LaDouche and Carey Mulligan?

Which British diva has had so much plastic surgery she finds it almost impossible to talk? At a recent ‘do’, a mole tried to have a conversation with her but left halfway through as it was like talking to Shane McGowan with 500 tic tacs in his gob. (Holy Moly!)

Shirley Bassey? Joan Collins? Pete Burns? If it's any of them, they don't need to talk. They just need to stand there and be glamorous.

Which star that recently lost weight has no tolerance for overweight people. In fact, any time our star sees someone with a little extra weight, they make terrible comments, roll their eyes and are hostile towards them. The resentment has gotten so bad, they won’t interact or attend events where they know people who are overweight will be there. We think they still have a little self-loathing from the time when the tables were turned. Not Nick Nolte. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Shit. Nick Nolte was my first guess. That leaves me to guess Seth Rogen, Star Jones or Suri Cruise (she's losing the baby fat).

This married B+/A- list movie actress has a dog. The dog's name is the same as the name of our actress. The reason for this? According to the actress there are two reasons and I kid you not. This is what she said. "You can never have enough of a good thing and when I look at her it is like looking at a mirror." Oh, and to top off this absurdity her dog is a boy. (CDAN)

JLO?!!!!!!! I type this with so many exclamation points, because she's the only one I can see pulling this fuckery.

David Letterman isn’t the only guy on TV sweating the revelation of personal relationships with his subordinates. There is a star of a television series who has built a similar house of cards. He is married, but has been intimate with at least three members of his cast and crew. One was a co-star, one was a behind-the-scenes crew member, and one was a guest star whose appearance was contingent on a satisfactory private audition with him. There may be more. Somebody’s going to get hurt on this one. (Blind Gossip)

Glenn Beck, obviously? Or Charlie Sheen? Or Hugh Laurie? Or William Petersen?

This top Hollywood film actor has never come out of the closet, but there have been lots of rumors in the past that he is gay. While he has plenty of offers from gay men – and straight women – he actually prefers a third option: straight men who are also famous. He enjoys getting them to “switch teams”, even if only for a one-time tryst.

His powers of persuasion must be pretty strong, because he’s talked more than one famous and straight man into sampling the goods. He always makes it as dirty as possible (including the sampling of each other’s body waste), because he feel certain that there is no way that they will ever tell anyone. (Blind Gossip)

There's really too many to list, but I'll try: Tommy "Poo Poo Lover" Cooze? George "Gimme Your Doody" Clooney? Will "Piss In Your Mouth" Smith? Vin "Golden Showers" Diesel? Hugh "Shit On My Hand And" Jackman? Kevin "Urine Lips" Spacey?

This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn't have to make that effort very often. (CDAN)

Chestica Simpson and John Mayer?