Blind Items

This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbor's cat with his car and killed it. The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, "I don't have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home." He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry. (CDAN)

THINK OF THE CATS! My guess is Katherine Hagel? I know it says actor, but Katherine Heigl is made of evil and I have to use her name at least once during a blind item round-up.

Except for one TV series, this lovely actress has done all her work in films. However, she wasn’t quite able to act her way out of an awkward encounter with a computer repair specialist. The actress told him that the screen broke when she dropped her laptop. The service tech took a look at it and then remarked that the damage looked more like someone had punched the screen. After a few awkward seconds, the actress admitted that in fact her husband had done just that. When she asked the computer guy if they could replace it with an unbreakable screen, he jokingly remarked that she’d be better off replacing the guy. “I already have,” she replied. (Blind Gossip)

Robin Wright Penn? Durr.

Last week, this star couple was on the verge of a breakup and there were even rumblings of it online. Now, we hear the PR between the two have come up with some sort of agreement to let the two stay together until the relationship can be milked for a little more. Once it hits its peak then the couple will have a very public breakup and hopefully more publicity and maybe even more high profile roles. Too bad for the couple though, who really can’t stand one another. The couple is not married btw. Not Megan Fox’s mess of a relationship. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Squinty and B. Coop? Or LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian?

This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus points for the movie. (CDAN)

And it grossed a total of $30 from six people in Dallas. Smile face.

Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows. (Page Six)

My guess is John Legend and Onch from Paris Hilton's My New BFF? Or maybe John Mayer, Michael Buble or Tom Jones? The starlet could be any trick.

This Hollywood girl is vain. She is becoming more obsessed with looking perfect every single minute of the day. She has had floor to ceiling glass mirrors installed on one wall of every room of her home, including the garage and the laundry room. Apparently she does not have the same benefit while away from home, as she is occasionally caught with a little white powder smudge under her nose. (Blind Gossip)

Wonky McValtrex? And if that's the case, bitch needs to sprinkle a little of that white powder in her "good eye" so it puckers up and matches the other one.

Which celeb is so used to dumping their children off to the nannies, that when they took the family to the store this last weekend, accidentally left one of the children inside the grocery store? Once they loaded into the car and started to pull away, another child mentioned the one left behind. Our celeb turned around and got the kid, no harm done, but was glad when the nanny came back to work the next day. Not Denise Richards. (Buzz Foto via Blind Gossip)

OctoooooooMom?

This permanent B list television and film actor and Golden Globe winner/nominee has had a string of normal sexual relationships with the women in his life. It is only when he is with men that he explores his more umm eccentric pleasures. He loves nothing more than to be spanked and whipped. Umm, yeah, sounds like fun. (CDAN)

Not Jeremy Piven due to the "normal" part. My guesses are Gabriel Byrne, Bill Paxton or Ben Affleck? I'm sticking with the Bs.

This game show host thinks of himself as a rock star and loves nothing more than to find groupies of the show he can take back to his dressing room so he can get some rock star treatment if you know what I mean. (CDAN)

My first thought was Howie Mandel, but dude can't even shake a bare hand let alone a bare vagina. Purell doesn't make condoms yet. So my guesses are Hulk Hogan (American Gladiators), Wayne Brady or Drew Carey?

We thought we knew every move this Award-winning girl made. After all, she loves to be seen with high-profile and very wealthy men, and she never shies away from publicity. Therefore, we were a little red-faced to suddenly discover that she has allegedly been dating someone for over a year. If you are a fan of hers, you certainly know who he is, as you’ve seen them together many times. We just can’t believe that she’s been so devious as to hide the romantic side of their relationship from the public for this long. (Blind Gossip)

Kathy Griffin and Tour Manager Tom?!!!? Is that why Jessica isn't on the show anymore? She had a crush on Tom too and it was a giant love triangle?! Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up.

Which cable news anchor should be more careful with his cellphone? After he recently misplaced it, a co-worker opened it up and found a nude photo of the anchor's girlfriend. (Page Six)

Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and I just happened to be coming out of a cold shower when that picture was taken. RUDE! Okay, my real guess is Larry King or Shep Smith?

This Academy Award winner/nominee actress who does a mix of television and movies has a best friend who recently got married. Her friend is a special education teacher for a school which does not pay their employees very much. The friend married a man who is also a teacher at the school. The original plan was for the couple to just get married at their home and have a very tiny reception and not even a honeymoon as they are trying to save whatever dollars they earn for a home. Well, our actress gave them and paid for the wedding of a lifetime as well as a reception, the honeymoon and even gave them $50K towards their house. (CDAN)

So this is what a nice blind item looks like? Hmmm...I'm not sure what to do with this. Okay, okay, I'll guess Charlize Theron, Felicity Huffman or Toni Collette?

This celebrity couple hauls the child/ren everywhere with them while they travel. While it may sound glamorous for them to travel from country to country, the truth is that they lack a consistent educational program. It has left them well behind their age level academically, as well as socially awkward with their peer group. In a recent embarrassing incident, one of the kids was put in a play group with kids their own age for a few minutes, and spent their time alternating between crying and bullying. (Blind Gossip)

Hmmmm....I wonder who could it be? But this is a lie! All the Brangie children are already at university level, because they are being homeschooled by the genius twin messiahs!

This celebrity has opened up a restaurant, but really has little to do with the actual place itself. They are trying to distance themselves even more now, since their famous food gave a famous tummy some food poisoning. Instead of reporting the incident to public health, the sick Celeb called the owner and the apologetic owner offered a vacation package to make up for the whole thing. We hear the food has been criticized several times and situations like this have happened before, for the eatery. One thing is for certain, we’re not going to be eating there any time soon! Not Ashton Kutcher. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Please let this be Eva Longwhoria?!

Which star just backed out of a recent movie role and is blaming it on conflicting work schedules, when it really has to do with the fact that she and the director were having a relationship that ended badly when his wife demanded he kick her to the curb or else? Not Rachelle Lefevre. (BuzzFoto via Blindsmack)

Please let this be Katherine Hagel and Garry Marshall!?! PLEASE! Hagel dropped out of Valentine's Day which is directed by Garry. Okay, Garry would never hit that, so it's probably not them. My other guess is Amanda Seyfriend and Zack Snyder (who is directing Sucker Punch)?

This well respected Academy Award winner/nominee actress has had a dramatic weight loss recently thanks to her heroin use. Her habit has become so bad that people are convinced they saw her using in a popular LA Japanese restaurant. (CDAN)

Saint Angie....I'm joking, Brangaloonies. Calm your clits. Besides, it said "well respected." ....And here comes the e-mails anyway.

This celebrity couple is stressing out over one of their kids. Despite their best efforts at parenting, the child was almost expelled from a very expensive private school last semester. While we are not exactly sure of the details, the accusation had something to do with the repeated theft of private property. In order to prevent the publicity and shame that might result from an expulsion, the parents have paid to make the problem go away. Their precious child will not only return to the same school this fall, they will get to enjoy the facilities enhanced due to the very generous donation made by Mommy and Daddy. (Blind Gossip)

Brangie? Only because I'd like to think Maddox is well on his way to becoming a master at hood rat stuff. My other guess is The Beckhams?

This would certainly confirm some long term rumors. This bald, male, former A list action star and now a solid B in movies only was spotted at a house party this past weekend making out with a guy. The thing about it is he wasn't trying to be discreet at all. There have to be some pictures of this because there were just too many people at the party. (CDAN)

My guess is the one and only Vin Diesel? But I'll throw in Jason Statham and Bruce Willis just for shits?

These cheating TV costars have been very sneaky in the past to keep their affair under wraps. One is married, one has a boyfriend, but now another costar, with connections to our source discovered their little secret rendezvous and told everyone else on set. No one is happy about it, because the cast really like this actor’s wife. No one from the Office. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

This one requires a lot of research (Detective La Toya, where art though?), but I'll guess Sawyer and Freckles from Lost?

This under-40 primarily film actor is unmarried, so he certainly can date whoever he wants. However, the kind of girl he prefers dates for a living. He likes the fact that he can have them do whatever he wants with no strings attached and no fear of tabloid tattletales. However, one little detail has slipped out. While some men want the “girlfriend experience”, our guy wants the “fan experience”. His idea of warming up includes having the girl/s (sometimes more than one) clap and scream out his name like an admiring fan, and then chase him around the house begging for his autograph. We thought he was getting plenty of that in real life. Obviously his ego is a bottomless pit. (Blind Gossip)

This has The Piven's name written all over it, but he is over 40. Damn damn damn! This could be my favorite manwhore Gerard Butler?

This B+ director is known around Hollywood as King Peen. The nickname comes from one of his movies and also because he has what has been judged to be the biggest peen in town. He is happy to show it to anyone. Not in a sexual way but as kind of like a Ripley's situation. (CDAN)

The only way to know for sure is if you run into Paul Thomas Anderson (director of Boogie Nights) ask to his wang. If he punches you in the teefs, move on to Bobby Farrelly (co-director of Kingpin) and ask him the same question. If he kicks you in the crotch bone, then try Terry Gilliam (director of The Fisher King). And then David O. Russell (director of Three Kings) and so on and so forth. We can't stop until the ginormopeen has been found!

This former A list movie actress has a nickname of Deputy Dawg. Yes, spelled like that. She got the nickname because of a movie she was in which featured police. Oh, and the dawg part came because as she made her way through cast and crew sleeping with them she would bark like a dog during sex. The name stuck. (CDAN)

Star of Police Academy 4, Sharon Stone? The cougar barks!

This very large, former A list television actor and now movie actor got his nickname Flash because he likes nothing more than to wear boxers around the set and makes sure his fly always stays open. (CDAN)

James Gandolfini? And it's gross that this made me percolate. I need to be cleansed!

Which reality TV women party so hard every night that reporters gripe the ladies don't get out of bed to do phone interviews in the day? (Page Six)

The Police Women of Broward County, of course. Durr.

Which star was very popular at school for giving boys, er, special favors during break times in exchange for a Big Mac meal? The shameless celeb only stopped her outrageous behavior when she started piling on the pounds. (3am)

Blowjobs for Big Macs? This bitch is my kind! I didn't even get a half-eaten Chicken McNugget for the handjobs I gave in school. Since this is a blind item out of the UK, I'll guess Jodie Marsh? That's why she's my hero.

What A-list actress, always movies, may be finding it harder these days to afford her much admired clothes and style as her career has stalled? She took not one, not two, but TEN irreplaceable 1950s vintage couture dresses from the set of her last film. The LA rental house who supplied the dresses was of course paid replacement value and damages by the embarrassed production, but next time you read about this actress on the red carpet in "an amazing vintage couture gown she chose herself", feel free to point and laugh. (CDAN)

Nicole Kidman? Squinty Zellweger? Or Catherine Zeta-Jones?

This Actress is trying hard to be a supportive wife. She’s sat back to let her husband further his career, and has tried hard to stay home and be a good mom and wife, putting her career on hold. She enjoys being a mom and we hear is glad to do all that comes with it, but the problem is, she is the better money maker, and coupled with her man’s mounting legal/gambling debts, it looks like she’s going to have to go back to work soon. Not Katie Holmes. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Once again, my guess is Nicole Kidman?

This C- list actress with B list name recognition used to be a B or B+ movie star. She then got into drugs and basically withered away her career. It happens. She had begun making a comeback last year but had to drop out of a movie because she needed surgery. What kind of surgery? Because of her past nose candy use, her entire nose had to be reconstructed and then had to have surgery on both of her cheeks as well. After taking almost an entire year off to recover she is back working and is in a big fall movie. (CDAN)

So whose mug looks like it just came out of the Tupperware factory? My first thought was Tara Reid, but it could also be Brittany Murphy or Melanie Griffith?

Even though cameras seem to follow reality stars constantly, there are still many incidents that never make it to your small screen. For example, it wasn’t until recently that you learned that this reality couple split up last year, but continued to act like a couple for the cameras for at least eight months after the breakup. With the encouragement of the show’s producers, they covered up the truth for the sake of ratings and dollars.

Here’s another example: It seems that one star of the same show was involved in a hit and run last year, but managed to completely skirt any legal ramifications. She hit a parked car, causing substantial damage, but continued on her way without stopping. Well, witnesses wrote down the license number - which was not difficult to remember as it was a vanity plate - and the police soon came knocking at her door. According to two different neighbors, the reality star began yelling “I did not stop because I’m a public figure! You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!” Despite this admission of guilt, she was never charged with a crime, nor was it ever mentioned on the reality show. Fast payouts to the municipality and to the car’s owner may have had the effect of soothing ruffled feathers and rumpled fenders. (Blind Gossip)

The Gosselins? And Kate didn't stop, because her possum head gets nervous around cops.

Which slightly horsey yet sexy young actress is a lesbian, gamely accessorized with one of those perennial girlfriend-slash-assistants? What does that say about her boyfriend? (La Dolce Musto via Blindsmack)

Miley Cyrus? Or Anne Hathaway?

What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit? (La Dolce Musto via Blindsmack)

Vadge used to be so much fun back in the day. Although, this could be Charo. You know that trick has a wild past.

You would think that in the Internet age it would be very difficult for a well-known person to fabricate their history. However, that is exactly what this youngish multi-hyphenate has done. She is approximately five years older than she claims to be, and she did not grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, nor go to private school. She has been known to dabble in some unsavory substances that are in direct contradiction to her public persona. Perhaps as long as she maintains A-list status she has the power to convince people that her alternate identity is the truth. (Blind Gossip)

I know this blind item isn't about Kim Zolciak (in the picture above), but one day Detective La Toya and I will catch that age-lair! But for now, my guesses are either singer/dancer/actress/wig hero Beyonce, Catherine Zeta-Jones, or pole-dancer/child role model Noah Cyrus?

I guess this guy is a reality show host. The show is not really scripted although it does manage to usually bring out the tears. Anyway, the host likes to make it seem like everything on the show is all his idea when actually it is a team of people and he shows up for five minutes and takes the credit. He is also trying to sell the ideas that the other people have created and pass them off as his own. (CDAN)

Ty Pennington?

Which ageing singer has become so obsessed with Botox and fillers, his friends have started calling him 'Frank', after Frankenstein's Monster... (3am)

Barry Manilow or George Michael?