Blind Items

Which D-list relationship recently ended when the gal found out her man's secret vice was boy-on-boy action? (Gatecrasher

PleasebeReggieBushPleasebeReggieBushPleasebeReggieBush... But since that's unlikely, I'll guess Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnson (it was too easy to pass up) or Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus?

This A list director passed out during a premiere of his latest movie. When people tried to help him out of the theatre they noticed he had wet himself and his seat. Nice. (CDAN)

Quentin Tarantino? Dude needs a membership to the Diaper of the Month Club.

This B+ reality star and sometime actress has her very own diet plan. She is so pleased with it she wanted to try and market it. She actually approached her agent and said, "I have a great diet plan and I want to sell it." "What is it?" the agent asked. "It's this pill called Adderall. I take it and then I am not hungry for days." (CDAN)

Ceiling Eyes?

This very good looking C+ list movie actor who doesn't work as much as you would think was in a convenience store. There were two people in line in front of him and after waiting patiently for about two seconds pushed them out of the way and said he needed to go first. When the clerk told him he would have to wait his turn, our actor screamed and yelled and then walked out. He opened the door so hard that it broke off its hinges. (CDAN)

Nick Zano, star of Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Although he may be borderline E-list.

This isn't so much of an example as bad drug behavior but it is drug related. This A list country music singer with a sterling reputation is also a huge meth dealer. Well actually it is his road manager that does the dealing. Our singer just gets the majority of the profits. (CDAN)

Kenny Chesney? And if it is, this blind item should read "tina dealer" instead of "meth dealer." Speak Kenny's language!

Although it pains me to admit it I guess this aging television actress is B list. It is more because of her show than any real acting talent on her part. I mean it is a hit television show. Anyway, our actress has child/ren and because of that our actress found herself at a recent concert by this tweener star. Of course they went backstage. The actress and the tweener started flirting and the next thing you know they were having sex together in her hotel room. Luckily the next morning when the child/ren came into the room, the couple wasn't actually having sex, but still, very awkward. The tweener can't stop telling everyone about that night. And no it wasn't any of the Jonas Brothers. They are all pure. (CDAN)

Teri Snatcher and Miley Cyrus? You know it's possible. Or Snatcher and Jesse McCartney?

Which recently single celeb wasn’t so faithful to her last boyfriend? She’d been sleeping with a big-name hip-hop artist for the last four months of her relationship. (Gatecrasher)

Kim Kardassian and ALL OF THEM!?

Unless you are using a private trainer, most people in California belong to one of just a couple of gym chains. Since the gyms primarily service locals, it’s not unusual at all to look around the room and see some famous faces. Nobody really makes a fuss about it. Except when this certain male star of an action franchise chooses to do bench press and do squats. Is he garnering attention for the massive weights he uses, or his perfect form? Nah. It’s just that he wears a pair of slightly baggy, slighty high cut shorts… with no jock underneath. Dude, it’s too much information. We don’t want to watch your junk while wee work out. Please consider tucking your twigs and berries into some sort of athletic support device in the future. (Blind Gossip)

Who's this we bullshit? The only reason to go to the gym is to see some rogue peen. My guess is Vin Diesel?

Which scorned reality star is in talks with a major R&B singer to have a faux relationship — just to improve her image? (Gatecrasher)

My guess is Kim Kardassian and...Ne-Yo maybe? But I praaaay it's Paula Abdul and Ciara? Wait, does MC Skat Kat count as R&B?

This quirky curly-haired actor has some odd eating habits when he goes out to a restaurant. He will only drink bottled water from which he can personally removed the cap. He also picks up his plate of food and smells each item before he begins to eat. All of the food on the plate has to be separate. If any of the foods on the plate touches another food, he will send the plate back. (Blind Gossip)

Michael Cera? That's my guess even though his hair looks more like Ruffles than Fritos.

This foreign born, married B-/C+ movie and television actor just missed out on what would have been his big break. A lead on a great television show that was canceled. He has always been thisclose to moving up a notch on the list. Well, his actress wife is also a B-/C+ but she is on the downswing of her career and older than her husband. Anyway, the husband has got the role of a lifetime he is about to begin shooting and his wife saw a role in the movie as a chance to try and resurrect her once promising career. In public the husband was all for it, but in private he worked behind the scenes to make sure her part went to another actress because he wants the focus to be all about him and not about a husband and wife on the same movie. His wife still doesn't understand how she went from having the part one day to it being offered to another actress the next. (CDAN)

Antoino & Melanie G? Duh. I think.

Which singer is such a diva that she wears bright red lipstick to bed? She recently made her hubby go out at 10pm to get a replacement tube of her favorite shade. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Do we even need to do this? Oh, fuckit, my guess is Clay Gayken?

Although the budgets on quite a few television shows have been cut over the last year, the principal actors still usually earn many multiples the salary of the show’s staff. That’s why it’s rather curious that one actress on a popular ensemble show seems to be economizing by raiding the craft services table. She makes frequent trips to the table, always taking two or three times as much as she plans on consuming, and stuffs the extra items in a bag which she takes home at the end of the day. Perhaps she’s planning on having the munchies later. (Blind Gossip)

Katherine Hagel?! And she takes the food to the homeless people on skid row where she trades it for their ciggies.

This aging rock star was recently spotted out and about holding hands and affectionately cuddling with a much younger woman. It turns out that it was actually his daughter-in-law. Because she is unknown, he is occasionally able to convince people that she is his latest conquest. He will do anything to be perceived as young and hip. The daughter-in-law is not too pleased to be used as a prop, but she is afraid to say so, as she doesn’t want to be responsible for her husband being cut out of the will. (Blind Gossip)

Ryan O'Neal probably thinks he's a rock star, so does he count?

Which Fame-Hungry starlet is claiming to be bisexual for attention and to further sexualize her image? Being drunk and making out with other girls at a party to impress the male guests, really doesn’t count as sexual preference, but she’s decided to use it to make her sound more sexy. Not Angelina Jolie. (BuzzFoto)

Noah Cyrus? But seriously, Megan Fox?

Which chart topper used to invite his straight male friends to try on his female housemate's dresses... then try to snog them? (3am Girls)

This is a BI out of Britain and I'm pretty sure it's customary there to put on a dress when you're visiting someone else's house. At least that's what I do when I go there. And my guesses for this are Robbie Williams, Ne-Yo or Gavin Rossdale?

This B list cable television and sometime feature movie actor recently took part in a contest with an organization which allowed for several lucky winners to meet him at an event. Everything went fine, but our actor seemed to spend a great deal of time focusing on one female fan in particular. He focused in on her so much that they ended up having sex in his dressing room at the event. What neither of them realized at first was the walls in the dressing rooms were paper thin. They finally realized it when they could hear the people in the surrounding dressing rooms laughing at them because the actor kept asking the fan during sex if she liked fucking a star. (CDAN)

The Piven? The Piven? And The Piven?

Which martial artist is fond of a little ladyboy action? This person has been in the news a lot the past couple of weeks - can you guess who it is? (Holy Moly)

Let's go with Katie Price's new piece, the cage fighter with a face like a roid?

This entertaining woman is well-known for being funny and controversial. Although she has done work for the big screen and the stage, she is most well known for television. It should come as no surprise that her behavior in her private life is as volatile as that in her public life. Her partner has finally had enough and has headed for the exit sign. They have both been extremely quiet about the split, and our star is very sad to be on her own. We are curious to see to what they will do about their mix of kids, especially those who are related to one parent but not the other. (Blind Gossip)

Rosie O? But she's already denied that she's no longer bumping it with her partner in puss.

Image VIA ICHC

Above is the rider of some female rock star (not Wino). The Smoking Gun is holding a contest and if you guess the answer correctly you get a priiiiiize of sorts. I think. My official guess is Gwen Stefani? I was going to guess Courtney Love, but "hundreds of pads and pens so that I can write the thieves who stole all my money letters of crazy" was not on the list.

UPDATE: I LOSE!!!!!! TSG revealed that the answer is DEBBIE HARRY!

Now for the rest of the blind items:

This R&B singer is trying to hide his secret. He won’t come out of the closet, and he keeps having breakdowns on stage. He is currently dating a transvestite, but he is still not comfortable with his life. (Down2Front via Blind Gossip)

Ne-Yo (?), call me and I'll counsel you over a plate of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies (they cure everything) and a wet handjob (also cures everything).

Whenever I can write about Coke Mom it is a great day. For a few weeks there I really thought she was going to get on the path of goodness and right, but in the end she went back to her nose candy ways. Coke Mom had been missing for a few weeks. You didn't notice though did you? Where had she gone? Rehab. Yes, she finally decided she needed to go. She didn't go because she felt like she had a problem. She went because her husband said there was no way he would consider getting her pregnant in her current condition. So, off she went for a few weeks and when she returned she stayed clean for it must be, two, maybe three days. So far her husband hasn't figured out she is back on the powder. Everyday she has been going to her meetings. On the way to her meetings though she has been stopping by her dealer's home and enjoying a few lines, and on the way home, just a couple more. So far it hasn't extended beyond that so maybe there is still hope. Let's just all hope she doesn't get pregnant anytime soon. (CDAN)

When I grow up, I want my nickname to be Coke Mom. Your guess is as good as mine, but whoever this is, will be getting a cease and desist from White Oprah soon for stealing her street nickname.

Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both fucked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking, led to …

The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. To give however… well… suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself. (Lainey Gossip)

Florence Henderson and Judge Judy? DUH! Or Mischa and HoHan?

This actor is C list. He is on a hit cable show right now but was doing primarily movies before this role came along. I expect he will keep climbing the ladder but incidents like the one which happened this past weekend will probably not help. Our actor was at a party and was snorting meth and coke and whatever else he could find. He then left the party with a friend. The car was blocked in by another car illegally parked. The friend went back inside to find the owner of the car. When the friend came back out with the owner they found our actor standing with the drivers side door open and marking his territory throughout the car. He then proceeded to get his ass kicked by the owner of the car. (CDAN)

If this is Jonathan Rhys Meyers, I hope the car owner kicked him in the ass and not his face. I would hate to see anything happen to his STAINS-like eyes.

Which A list, aging celebrity who has had the same mistress for years, actually invites her to events with his children and grandchildren. His wife sometimes attends, and sometimes doesn’t. Not Al Pacino. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

Morgan Freeman and his step-granddaughter? Why am I bringing this up again? WHY?

Which allegedly bisexual hotel heir is getting it on with an N.Y.-based male reality TV star? (Gatecrasher)

Barron Hilton and PC from NYC Prep? May I present Exhibit A......

The attorneys have finally hammered out an agreement! We’re finally getting close to the announcement of a split of this couple. Have you noticed how few photos there have been of them together lately? Half this couple is on a project that requires travel. The other half joins them fairly frequently, but it’s really just for the sake of the child/ren. They both have outside relationships. He has a new - albeit temporary - boy toy that his boyfriend is not too happy about. She has an extra man in her life but is afraid to be seen with him before the announcement. No need to feel bad for her, though. She is will be doing a happy dance soon enough. Dance, girl, dance! (Blind Gossip)

If this is blind to you, then you must be sipping on a seriously potent barley-tini.

This married B list actress from a hit network drama who dabbles in movies is cheating on her unsuspecting husband with a producer from her most recent movie. That relationship isn't that serious, but it is still cheating. You would think her husband would catch on since the only time she generally wears her wedding ring is when she is physically with her husband. (CDAN)

Just clear your throat, hock a loogie in the sink and there's my guess!

There’s a tough guy actor in Hollywood whose name is well known. He has a sequence of moves that he makes on a woman. If he is interested in you, he’ll first send you a text or email or leave a phone message to the effect of “I can’t bear another day without you”. Once he gets your address, he will then send you a stuffed teddy bear and some flowers. If you subsequently become intimate, he will insist that you call him some sort of bear nickname in bed. And to top it all off, if he really likes you, he will tell you that he would be happy to grow out his chest hair for you. (Blind Gossip)

Teddy Ruxpin? Baloo? Burt Reynolds?

Which perennial bachelor princeling should be more careful? While His Serene Highness was cavorting on a yacht in the Mediterranean with a hunky guy, he thought the servants on board would keep their mouths shut. He was wrong. (Page Six)

In my wet day dreams, this blind item stars Prince Hot Ginge and Carrot Top. But my guess is Prince Albert?

Which troubled starlet got her first big break on TV by sending the producer a tape of herself having sex with another girl? The producer thought the ploy was so original, he cast her instead of dozens of other ingénues (Page Six)

Mischa Barton? Cokey knows how to get a job!

Which creepy dude and his posse of pals take photos of their overnight lady guests while the women are sleeping and tack them up on a “Wall of Shame” afterward? (Gatecrasher)

Jon Gosselin? Okay, maybe not, but he wishes.

A mole writes: I Met him on a night out with James Hewitt and the girls… at the Mandarin Oriental Bar. James and I bought him a scotch and I ended up in his room with a best friend of mine who later left. The Hollywood actor started crying in front of me - asking me if I ‘could be the one’ and telling me we looked similar and had the same eyes. He kept asking me why his fiancée (another megafamous person) was not at home/returning his calls. He asked me to call him ‘daddy’ in bed and ended the evening with a bowl of Rice Krispies and chardonnay. (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)

I have no clue. This like an SAT question. My guess is Harrison Ford even though he seems more like a Cheerios and Merlot kind of dude.

Which UK female solo singer has been fucking her way through her road crew? It’s not Susan Boyle. (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)

Since Amy Wino is on the sidelines right now, I'll guess Lily Allen?

Two celebrities in this one. He is one of the stars of a cable series. She is a young actress who has done both movie and television work. He is married. She is single. They had an affair. He got tired of her and tried to terminate the relationship. However, she didn’t give up. In fact, she’s been pursuing him harder than ever. She calls and text messages and emails him constantly. The messages are ratcheting up both in number and intensity. She’s threatening him. If he doesn’t get back together with her she’ll go to the press, to his wife, or to the police. Why the police? She’s underage, that’s why. We just know he’s going to come home one day to a bunny boiling on the stove. (Blind Gossip)

I don't think Hannah Montana knows how to boil water, so she's out.... And please don't say the dude is a certain vagina addict.....

What sexy cougar refused to attend an event until was she assured that the guest list included a variety of hot young men? (Gatecrasher)

Sharon "I screw and skin cubs" Stone?

(Image starring Winston via Four Four)