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This married, aging, Academy Award winning/nominated actor who is probably C list if you look at what he does now, but would probably only ever appear above the title, has had a 15 year habit that is finally beginning to surface. It seems that our married star enjoys certain sexual acts that are certainly not what one would call normal. Always with a woman, but they involve him being on the receiving end of, how can I put this delicately. I really can’t. Let’s just say he enjoys showers that really don’t involve water coming out of a pipe. He also enjoys toys being used on him. Anyway, enough of the sordid aspects. It seems that for the past 15 years our actor has used the same professional who was the model of discretion. She retired at the end of the year, and since then our actor has tried out the services of three or four other professionals who don’t have that same level of discretion and have been blabbing all over town about our actor’s crazy fetishes. (CDAN)

So basically, who likes piss in the teeth? My guesses are Chazz Palminteri, Tim Roth or Willem Dafoe? Willem looks like a kinky fuck. And 15 years with the same whore is dedication! I thought the point was to pay 'em, so you don't have to ever see their asses again!

Which engaged young couple shocked an entire film crew when they were caught having sex on set? (Gatecrasher)

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen?

Which reality show newbie is furious at the producers of her show? She agreed to do the show because she was told that it would substantially boost her own music career. However, the producers are only allowing little one-line snippets of her music to be used here and there, and finding plenty of excuses as to why they can’t use an entire song on the show. (Blind Gossip)

Kara DiaBlowMe from American Idol?

This supposedly-straight blonde actor on a hit network comedy was certainly acting anything but lady-oriented at a St. Patty’s Day celebration at one of WeHo’s most notorious gay clubs. He was downing beer and male dance partners at an alarming rate. (Buzz Foto)

Why did I picture Randy from My Name is Earl dancing without a shirt and with his hands up in the air? My guess is David Spade, though.

Which feisty singer has an insatiable appetite for toe sucking? Her bemused boyfriends are ordered to wash their feet before every bed session. (3am Girls)

This shit comes from the UK, so I'll say Lily Allen or Wino? Actually, Wino wouldn't want them to wash it. She likes that jam!

Which newly engaged lesbian would be horrified to discover her main squeeze has been sleeping around ... with men? (Gatecrasher)

Cat Cora?! No, they are both knocked up. I'll guess Queen Laqueefah?

Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career? (Stylelist via Blind Gossip)

Janice Dickinson?! But that bitch is straight up aged already.

Which star keeps the knickers of his conquests as trophies? His current squeeze nearly dumped him when she found a drawer full of girls' panties. (3am Girls)

Robbie Williams?

Which “Celebrity Apprentice” was such a boozebag behind the scenes that all alcohol had to be removed from the set? (Gatecrasher)

The better question would be, who wasn't? But I'll guess Andrew Dice Clay or The Rodman?

Could it be that a certain bearded lady is sporting a bit of stubble? So say sources close to the buoyant babe who tell me that she’s moved on from her messy marital machinations by stepping out with a well-known gay blade who’s dated his share of Sapphic senoritas. When the pretty palomino began showing off her legal eagle stud to friends, they warned the dazed ditz that she’s repeating her past mistakes. She simply laughed and says, “Don’t you think I’d know if he was gay?” Umm…NO! (Billy Masters)

Vadge was my first guess, but the "legal eagle" shit must mean it's probably Dan Abrams? Dan is currently dating Squinty Zellweger. Squinty will never learn!

Which top model’s plastic surgeon is in big trouble? He accidentally spilled acid on her chest while they were having sex in his office. (Gatecrasher)

Fuck. This is why when you're about to do fucky times, you check the room for any kind of shit that can burn or electrocute your ass. In the heat of an orgasm, whores will grab on to anything. Getting the Joker's face on your titty area is not worth a nut bust. My guess is Janice Dickinson?

This actor has been spending beyond his means forever. It’s finally catching up to him. He recently sold off a couple of big ticket items and told friends it was just because he felt like downsizing a bit. Not true. With all the creditors knocking at his door, he actually needed to raise some fast cash. If he is unable to land a cash-heavy role soon, he may be desperate enough to jump back into the genre that made him his fortune in the beginning of his career, which would actually be rather funny. (Blind Gossip)

I don't think it's Will Smith or Marky Mark. It could be The Rock? But my first thought was Rick Schroeder? I guess I just really, really want a Silver Spoons reunion! Erin Gray needs a comeback.

Things are starting to get ugly in the lives of these two exes, and we’re surprised. You’d think all was well in the land of these past lovers, and it really has been for years. They got along just fine, even managed to chat nicely during functions involving their child(ren). But add a new lover to the mix and things change. They are barely speaking and our source says that friends are awfully worried that things might come to a head. Too bad, really. We thought these two were going to be a good example about how to break up without breaking everyone involved. (Buzz Foto)

Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee?

It's decision time. What will our A-/B+ movie actor do? Will he choose the barely a celebrity friend or will he choose his A list actress friend? While the barely a celebrity celebrity friend doesn't mind sharing, it seems that our A list actress does. She doesn't want the bad publicity that the barely a celebrity friend brings and have it damage her A list career or squeaky clean image. Oh, and she especially doesn't want to have to answer questions or be ridiculed if certain pictures ever see the light of day. (CDAN)

Jakey, Reese and Austin Nichols?

This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking. (BuzzFoto)

Ja-Ja-Ja-Jakey? I almost couldn't write it. You know Reese's pr whores wrote that shit!

Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn’t know about the first one, either - it’s that good, and that out of character. (Gatecrasher)

Mimi? And yes we all knew.

You probably might know his name, and he works hard in B roles in film and television. Here’s a clue. He has been in a movie with Emile Hirsch. A comedic role. Anyway, our actor has been recently using coupons like mad. Oil changes, restaurants, and the word is that he makes his significant other use them when she does the grocery shopping. Not sure why our actor would need to save so much. He makes pretty good bank. He tells friends its a hobby, and maybe it is. But we still think it’s a little weird to see our tall & hot actor whip out a coupon for 10 bucks off his meal. (BuzzFoto)

I love a hot bitch who knows how to cut a coupon. My guess is Timothy Olyphant after a quick IMDB search.

This movie is in the final stages of production but has hit some big delays. The movie stars this A list tween star (A list only refers to his tweenness) as he attempts to break out into completely different roles. The problem the production is having is that they keep trying to get songs contributed for the movie and every artist just laughs and says no when they find out who the movie stars. At this point, the movie is just going to be filled with songs of anyone who says yes no matter who it is. (CDAN)

Cover Girl Zac Efron and that 17 Again movie?

Which celeb was so caned on ketamine at a party she began dancing with a plant? (3am Girls)

This seems fucking tame compared to the shit I've done on that mess. My guess is HoHan? And I'm sure right after she danced with it, she was caught sucking on its leaves thinking she was giving it a blow job.

Ohhh, the weather outside is frightful, but this actress’ fire is so delightful. Which fire? Why, the very private fire between her legs, of course! You would never guess by looking at her that, although the curtains are blonde, the rug is now fire engine red. And, no, we’re not talking about our favorite Firecrotch here. This girl is definitely only into guys, and this was a private gift to her boyfriend, who is also in the entertainment biz. He is still grinning from ear to ear about it. (Blind Gossip)

That Christmas song will never be the same again for me. But my guess is either Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz?

Which closeted jack-of-all-trades just became secretly engaged to her girlfriend? Word is, the two will wed soon in N.J. (Gatecrasher)

Queen LaQueeeeeefah?!

This C list actress with a name that really stands out has generally made good movies. She gets many more offers than she actually accepts. She could easily be an upper B list actress if she wanted to but she enjoys her private life too much to change anything except for the perfect role. Our actress in fact, makes substantially more money as a result of her private life than she probably ever would amass as an actress despite the always rave reviews of her acting talent. She has been in this space before for her, how shall I say this, her willingness to provide an experience to certain other members of the film community. Now, she has added to her stable a woman who has been seen countless times over the past few weeks with this Academy Award nominated A list movie actor who must enjoy being treated like crap because that is exactly what this woman specializes in for her male clients. Of course our C list actress arranges the meetings and thus also gets a significant percentage of the fee. (CDAN)

I have no clue. Some of the commenters on CDAN guessed Leelee Sobieski, because apparently she works as a dominatrix on the side. This I did not know. My A-list actor guess is either Mickey Rourke or Clive Owen?

This former boy bander has begging his former group to go out on tour again because he has no money. Some bad investments and spending a ridiculous amount on toys and gambling has left him with no money. He doesn't want to have to declare bankruptcy because then everyone will find out about who is biggest creditors are and they are not a good list. (CDAN)

Deep down I wish it was someone from Rhythm Syndicate, but they never had any cash. So I'll guess anyone but Justin Timberdouche from 'N Sync?

Which Twitter-happy star uses the social site to find his next hook-up? You could be next, he has no preference as long as you live within driving distance and seem somewhat discreet. It’s not Ashton Kutcher. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

John Mayer? So get on that shit if you want John to twitter your twatter live and in person. And "somewhat discreet" might be code for "likes you to finger his no-no."

Which sexy NYC-based celeb’s pickup line needs a little improvement? “Have we met?” he asks. “Have we had sex? No? Do you want to?” (Gatecrasher)

Regis? And my answer is yes, I want to.

This reality star has a really interesting past. Although on television he/she is romantically involved with someone of the opposite sex, the past hints at the opposite. As a wild high school student, the reality star would throw off-campus sex parties to which only members of their same sex were invited. (Blind Gossip)

Please don't let this be Spencer. Please! My kind doesn't want him. Throw him back!

This B list movie actress and A list wannabe made it very clear this week to the only rich guys she was hitting on, that despite what is being written in the tabloids about her being in a relationship, that they are in fact, "friends" and that she can date whomever she wishes. That however is not what her other half has been saying. He thinks they are a couple and told everyone he encountered over the weekend as such. (CDAN)

Kate Hudson?! That tramp!

Which mega-star's reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? The endowed lass is telling anyone who'll listen all about his embarrassing sexual positions. (Gatecrasher)

I'm getting a Colin Farrell vibe from this shit, but his dick isn't that much of a star. (NSFW) Click here to see it if you haven't. It looks like an overstuffed taquito on a bed of wild rice.

Which young hearth-throb dumped his girlfriend for hitting on his younger brother? She's not as pure as she seems - she shared topless pics with her man's mini-me! (Star Magazine VIA ONTD)

Cover girl Zac Efron and that Vanessa tramp? I don't know why she had to send pictures. A bitch just needs to google to see her Mickey Mouse bush.

Which bulimic Hollywood star is worrying film bosses? She scoffs a three-course meal every three hours... then chucks it back up... (3am Girls)

Bulimia is so out. It's all about chewing your food and then spitting it out into a Dixie Cup instead of swallowing.

This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his "valet" is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon. (CDAN)

Matthew Perry? And I'm sure he was getting a special baggie filled with the bad shit for that tip.

One of our favorite actors is having a wardrobe problem on the set of his latest film. What kind of problem? Well, our actor was measured for his costumes when he first committed to the film, but over the winter he may have indulged in a few too many Happy Meals. Now he’s sporting love handles that would put the Michelin Man to shame. Perhaps if he cut down on one of his recreational habits, he wouldn’t have the munchies so often. (Blind Gossip)

Russel to the CROWE?!

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Which actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? (Page Six)

It sounds like the only reason to go to the Oscars is for available drugs. My guesses are Sean Peen and Seth Rogen?

Which billionaire’s son is a scary misogynist? When women balk at his less-than-gentlemanly pickup lines, he calls them bitches and shouts a threat or two. (Gatecrasher)

Threats and names always get me on all fours in the alley way. I'm going to guess Greasy Bear, but is his family even worth more than an Arby's coupon anymore?

Which Hollywood actress kept the ceremony seat warmer unusually busy with her frequent trips to the loo to "powder her nose"? The poor man kept having to hop into her seat during every ad break. (3am Girls)

This pains me because premiere seat warmer Phoebe Price should have had that job! And my official guess is Sophia Loren? Hah.

Which married Oscar nominee has been cheating on his wife with a hard-partying starlet? (Gatecrasher)

Peen and Blohan? Exhibit a

Which rehabbed D-lister doesn’t learn? The bad boy was spotted driving while drinking beers recently. (NYDN)

Spaghetti Cat? Stains? Andy Dick? Jesse Metcalfe? All of the above?

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Which TV personality is “too white” for a Spanish-based program? He test-ed well, but execs were worried because he doesn’t really speak the language. (Gatecrasher)

AC Slater 4 Evah?

Which divorced celebrity parents should both be taken to task for saying nasty things about the other in front of their kids? Neither parent is acting very adult here. When talking to a friend over the phone (with the kids in the room), Mommy reportedly called her ex a diseased male whore. Daddy tells the kids that their Mommy is a psycho who should be in a mental hospital. (Blind Gossip)

Charlie & Denise? I'm surprised she doesn't called him a disease male cunt. That would be better and her kids need to learn the cunt word early on.

Which celebrity couple will be quietly tying the knot in a remote location very soon? They are a bit of an odd pairing. One is primarily film, while the other is primarily television. One is older, the other younger. One is A list, the other B list. One has multiple children, while the other is more known for their siblings. (Blind Gossip)

Indy Jones & Ally McEatAMeal?

This C list film actress from a former hit television show who has B+ name recognition has been going around from tent to tent begging designers to give her free clothes and has also asked every celebrity she runs into if they have a place she can stay for the night. Maybe if she wouldn't spend so much on the drugs she is sniffing constantly she would have enough money for a hotel room. (CDAN)

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa?

You certainly know both of the actors involved in this. The two actors at this point were both C list. They had already descended from their highest levels (B+ with A list name recognition) and were now staring at their own mediocrity and failed careers. On this movie though they were stars and filming outside the US and in the middle of nowhere. Well, with nothing to do at night, the two were doing non-stop drugs day and night. Well, one night they woke up the animal wrangler for the movie and paid him a significant amount of money to bring them a sheep. I don't need to go into details, but it is fair to say they both took a turn. (CDAN)

Sheep sexy times is not the business. My only guess is the Coreys? Baaaaaa!

What estranged wife of a former sports figure is claiming that he had unnatural relations with their pet? Hubby is barking loud denials. (Gatecrasher)

Leave the animal fucking alone. The only sports bitch that comes to mind is A-Rod. And that wasn't a dog. It was Vadge.

Which beauty's marriage dissolved when she was caught having an affair with a man Down Under? Her husband wasn't bothered that she was pregnant with the other man's child - just that she was indiscreet. (Gatecrasher)

This sounds like some old shit involving Botox Queen Kidman and Tommy Girl?

Which ageing actress shocked party goers by casually pulling out a bottle of poppers from her designer handbag and offering it around to a host of young boys? (Mirror)

Sharon Stone? And that's how she gets them take her strap-on.

Two of the female leads of this soon-to-be-canceled television show have moved in together into an apartment near the Sunset Strip. An even bigger surprise, however, is that one of the male stars of the same show may finally be coming out of the closet. It's rather odd timing, though. It certainly would have made more headlines if he had done it while the show was still on the air. And this guy loves the headlines. (Blind Gossip)

Kate Walsh and one of the lezzy and gay-types Private Practice? I don't watch that shit.