Local News Fuck-Up

Alternate title: Hosted By A Stupid Director Who Stupidly Ran The Wrong Stupid Tape.

And this reporter was totally that one ho in high school drama class who yelled at "LINE" at least 10 times during a 3-minute scene.

via SayOMG

The next time I'm drunk in Vegas, remind me to never get in Steve Ryan's shot, because he will slappity slap me in my whore mouth on live TV. On second tingle, Steven Ryan is kind of giving my genitals the shakes, so maybe I will get in his shot after all.

But seriously, is Steve Ryan new at this, because how many tubby drunktards do you think troll Downtown Las Vegas on a daily basis? MILLIONS! There's no need push his head. Steven Ryan could've just pointed far away and screamed, "Look! Free beer-filled pastries!" Dude would've been out of there lickity split!

I hope they made up after the camera stopped rolling and realized they were brought together for a reason. They should take their act on the road. Steve Ryan & Drunk Dude are the new Laurel & Hardy!

And the look on the lady anchors' faces is amazing. However, I didn't like that bitch's tone when she said, "Especially when people have a liiiiiiiiittle too much to drink." Don't judge Drunk Dude!

VIA Wonkette

In case you haven't seen this, I won't give away the ending, but just watch the whole thing. It starts out with the sads, but there's a surprise (and suspect) guest at the end. GUILTY! I think he's hiding out with Spaghetti Cat and Stains!

Thanks Kay