Kate Moss

It's a super slow news day, so here's some dumb pictures of Kate Moss in Tempo Magazine.

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Pete Doherty and Kate Moss had basically begged for an invite to the screening of "Casino Royale" in London the other night, but were turned down. Walking STD, Paris Hilton, was given an invitation but the world's favorite couple was not. The Queen herself (not Elton John, but he was there) attended the event and organizers felt that Kate and Pete aren't right to meet the Queen. Oh snap!

A source said, “Pete was desperate to go with Kate. She’s a fan of the films and was planning a special outfit to wear. But the organizers didn’t want them mixing with royalty on the red carpet - it’s a classy event and they were not considered right for the occasion. They’re gutted.”

WHAT?! I mean Jordan went to that stupid screening and Kate isn't good enough. I'm sure Pete and Kate had a better time at home smoking crack out of a broken light bulb and laughging themselves into a coma.

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Pete Doherty was in the hospital for two hours on Tuesday. Surprisingly, bitch didn’t OD. He was in the hospital, because he got Kate Moss’ ring stuck on his finger. They were fooling around at her London home when it got stuck and he had to be taken to the ER. Nurses used clippers to remove the ring.

A friend said, "Pete found it embarrassing -- and Kate found it hilarious."

I can see it now. The two were probably high as a kite taking turn doing rails when they thought it would be funny to fool around with her ring. I’m guessing that it wasn’t his finger, I’m guessing it was his prick it got stuck on. His pores spew out grease on the minute, so I'm surprised he couldn't just split it right off. These crackheads love to crack themselves up.

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What's going on with Kate Moss' nose? This question was asked as she strolled through Heathrow Airport recently. Did her coke snorting finally catch up to her? Is she just breathing hard or did she have a little work? I say bitch is just practicing her coke snorts with a little nose exercise. Keeps the suction working!

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Kate Moss boozed away at the Moet & Chandon Fashion party last night. She brought Pete Doherty along and the were beautiful disasters. They are wearing fancy clothes, but look like two bums. There were rumors that Kate was knocked up and who knows? She would be the type to drink for two.

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Kate Moss is the latest bitch to accuse Heather Mills of being a one-legged liar. Heather is suing two tabloids for publishing stories she calls false and damaging.

Heather reportedly claimed that Paul McCartney refused to let her have a bedpan near their bed, so she had to crawl to the toiler in the middle of the night. Kate Moss calls this bullshit.

A source close to Kate said, “Kate reassured Stella (McCartney) that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around. She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

Like a gazelle! Jesus, I love Kate Moss. Kate has been telling everyone what a damn liar Heather is.

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Pete Doherty is at it again! The singer was left bloody after a fist fight in Italy. Pete attacked an Italian photographer and the bitch fought back leaving Pete with a bloody mess.

The fight was broken up and Petey returned to his hotel with a couple of girls he met at the gig he just played. Band members from Babyshambles joined in on the brawl using ashtrays as weapons. The police were not called, but the photographer planned to file a complaint. This wasn’t the only fight the band took part in that night. Moments earlier Petey threw a microphone stand into the crowd making one audience very angry. The audience bitch then threw a bottle, hitting the drummer.

Kate Moss is such a very smart girl. She’s marrying such a gentleman and a fella that will only treat with her with utmost respect. I can already see the beautiful and romantic nights they will spend together in fucking jail!!

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Kate Moss was photographed at London’s Heathrow airport with a ring on her wedding finger. Kate was returning from a trip to Italy where she performed with Pete Doherty and Babyshambles.

The couple were seen in a jewelry store over the weekend, picking out the ring.

And to top it all off, there are pregnancy rumors!

Jewelry store my ass! That crackhead stole it off of an elderly lady’s hand I know it! That’s an old woman’s ring. I can smell the Jean Nate from here!

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Is Kate Moss knocked up with Pete Doherty being her baby daddy? That’s according to Petey’s uncle, Phil Michels. He told reporters that he heard the good news over a phone call with Petey from Italy. The couple are currently in Italy on the Babyshambles tour.

Phil said: "I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant.

"They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited."

Phil really isn’t a reliable source since he once said the two were getting married very shortly and that was months ago. I think crack may run in the family.

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