Kate Moss

 

Liv Tyler, please put your Kate Moss away. She's scaring the children! Actually, keep her around. They need to see what hard living can do to a person. It's a harsh reality.

 

Seriously, I think Kate Moss is leaning on Liv, because if she doesn't she'll hit the ground. That's sort of hot.

 

Here's Liv and her pet meth face at the 7th on Sale Gala last night. Kate's a Methagotchi! I want one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss is apparently done with her rebound dude, Jamie Hince of The Kills. Sources tell The Daily Mail that Jamie is just "too nice" for Kate.

 

Kate and Jamie recently had a vacation in the country where they reportedly fought the entire time about Dreamboat Pete Doherty.

 

A source said, "There's not the same chemistry that there was with Pete. Kate loves men with an edge and Jamie is just too nice for her."  

 

Friends are also worried that Kate will break-up with Jamie and go back to Petey. Petey has said he wants Kate back and will do anything to get her.

 

Usually, "too nice" means bad in bed. I'm sure Jamie is nice, but that's the problem! Kate wants to be yelled at, cheated on and stolen from. It sucks, but usually the biggest a-holes are the best in bed. Dickmatized! They will steal your car, kick your puppy and forge your signature, but as long as they give good dick...you're usually a-ok with it.

 

 

 

Here comes Dreamboat! The Sun reports that Pete Doherty has dumped his girlfriend, Irina Lazareanu, after a huge fight on Monday night. The two were reportedly engaged, but Dreamboat has had enough of Irina always being on his jock.

 

Pete has been telling friends that he wants Kate Moss back.

 

A friend said, “Irina has been following him around like a bad smell since the moment she caught his eye.  She is just so bossy — no one could stand her. Irina used to call and whinge that he should come over because she needed him.

“She was always telling Pete what to do and where to go, and in the end he had to tell her it was over. Everyone’s happy she’s gone — it wasn’t doing anything for band relations.”

The friend went on to say that Irina was just a rebound girlfriend and Dreamboat's gonna try and get Kate back.

The best part of the "friend's" quote is that Irina follows Pete around like a bad smell. This friend needs to take another whiff, because I'm pretty sure that bad smell is still there. 

EFF Kate! Petey deserves better. Been there, done that. He needs to aim higher. Naomi Campbell possibly? The fights would be legendary.

Image: Wenn

 

 

Don't act like your knees look any better! Ok, maybe they do. Mine don't look THAT bad, but dumb sluts have knees like that. Why? Because they are always on them! Sometimes there's not a soft pillow in the room and you have to make do! I love it when a dude gives you his jacket to kneel on. That's a gentleman for you! 

 

I love a drunk Kate Moss! She needs to dump Count Von Count already! I'm sick of seeing his fug ass. Here they are leaving Fashion Rocks in London last night.

 

 

Splash

 

 

 

Kate Moss celebrated her Christmas Collection with TopShop by partying with Naomi Campbell, Grace Jones, Lily Allen, Simon Cowell, Kelly Osbourne and a bunch of other sluts.

 

First of all, Grace Jones is a goddess and legend. It looks like she plays all the characters from "The Wizard of Oz" in her floor show. The one-woman Wizard of Oz starring Grace Jones!

 

Second of all, I guess Kate is happier without Dreamboat. She looks it.....tears... Jame Hince still needs to quit it.

 

 

 

 

 

According to The News of the World Dreamboat Doherty tried to off himself while in rehab by downing a whole bottle of pills after finding out about Kate Moss' relationship with Jamie Hince. Sources say Dreamboat failed at doing suicides to himself after he got sick and puked it all up. 

 

A source said, "He saw an opportunity to take an overdose and took it. He told me he didn't know what the pills were but thought ‘fuck it' and took them all. He doesn't care what drugs do to him—in fact, he likes finding out."  

 

Dreamboat is now out of the tank after 6 weeks of being sober. It's also been reported that he's engaged to model Irina Lazareanu.  

 

1 bottle of pills? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about. If he wanted to kill himself he'd have to break into Pfizer and get into the experimental crap. There's not a drug strong enough to take him out!

 

Long live Doherty!

 

 

 

Do not show this to Dreamboat Doherty!

 

Kate Moss told a group of friends that she's "in love and engaged" to Jamie Hince of The Kills reports The Daily Mail . She's been dating his fugly fug ass for like 20-minutes or something.

 

A source said, "They had spent the night making love and Kate asked him during that. He was overjoyed because that's what he wanted, too. They're clearly totally in love with each other."

 

Apparently they aren't really engaged. It's just Kate letting everyone know that she's serious about Jamie. Friends also think Kate wants this news to get back to Doherty to let him know that she's moved on for real this time.

 

Petey sends you a dead mouse as a gift and this is how you treat him?!

 

Kate is a cold-hearted snake! Look into her eyes! She's been telling lies!!!! She's a lover girl at play! She don't play by rules....ok I'll stop. Fuck, now I'm going to have that song in my head all day long.  

 

Fuck Kate! Dreamboat still has his first and only love. No, not me. I wish. CRACK! He still has crack.  

 

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend.

 

Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can.....

 

A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them."

"A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got."

Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead.

Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

Source: Daily Mail

 

Pete Doherty was reportedly inspired by Courtney Love and sent Kate Moss a dead mouse. Courtney apparently gave Marc Jacobs' boyfriend the same gift and he wore it like a moron.

 

A source said, "Some people might find it disgusting but it's still art, if in its extreme sense. Nobody balks when Damien Hirst puts a shark in formaldehyde and this is very similar."

 

First of all, this is not a fashion statement in Manhattan. Second of all, isn't it illegal to send dead shit in the mail? Not that Dreamboat cares, he's above the law! I'm sure Kate thought it was the sweetest thing in the world. She probably rubbed her no-no on it. 

 

Source

 

 

 

Courtney Love was blamed for ruining Kate Moss' $8,000 dress at a charity event this past week. Kate bought the vintage Dior gown at some shop, wore it and some bitches tore it up by standing on it. Well, that's what you get for spending so much dough on a dress. Next time get your shit at Forever 21 and you won't cry when someone rips it up.  

 

Kate was said to be pissed at Courtney Love and blamed her crack ass for standing on her dress. It looks like they kissed and made up. The two were pals again at Thursday night's Adidas by Stella McCartney show.  

 

Wait and I thought Courtney Love and Dreamboat Doherty shared a kiss? Kate doesn't care about that?  

 

A cleaned up Court is still fug. I'm sorry. She looks like a drag queen doing a bad impersonation of Donatella Versace.