Kate Moss

 

I think I'm in love. Do you believe in love at first infection? Pete Doherty seriously is the hottest man alive. Wait, is he even alive? I don't care what you say, he's the one for me. He can play me a song on his crackpipe and make a valentine for me out of his dried up scabs. Oh romance!

 

Here's Petey Dreamboat and my arch rival Kate Moss with Lila Grace last week at the Isle of Wright festival.    

 

 

 

 

Mr. Amy Winehouse tried to play nice with Kate Moss at the Isle of Wright festival this past weekend. He put his arm around her and asked where Petey Doherty was. Kate Moss gave an answer that would make any mother proud, "‘Gone for a piss, you fucking queer!" Kate then had her bodyguard kick him out of her area.

 

I'm sure Kate feel threatend, because Amy and Mr. Amy are her biggest competition in the trashbag couple category. Why can't they just be friends and share their crack? Two 8-balls are better than one!

 

Hmm...which couple would you have a threesome with? I'd defintely take Kate and Pete. He could sing me a Disney song and she could yell at me and call me a stupid queer. That'd be hot. 

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

Perhaps Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are moving on to a different kind of coke? I doubt it. They were spotted out in London yesterday on the toxic beverage. Some say that Petey is finally getting his shit together, but a club full of patrons hoping to see him last night disagree.

 

Pete was supposed to make his debut as a DJ at London's Gatecrasher Festival yesterday, but bitch didn't show up. Fans had paid up to $80 per ticket and were left disappointed.

 

$80 for that crackhead!? I can get on any local subway to hear a crazy crackhead preach about how aliens are going to take over NYC and that would only cost me $2! I'm guessing only crackheads pay to see that crackhead!

 

PS - Kate has beautiful teefs. 

 

 

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Kate Moss made out with my man in London yesterday when the pair reunited after Kate's NYC visit. Kate was overseas to promote her Topshop line at Barnye's. Witnesses say they were all over each other and more in love than ever. Blah! Blah! Blah!  

 

I know all of you think Petey is disgusting, but he's a major dreamboat. Look at that. Kate is a lucky woman to have nabbed some a hot piece. Imagine what his nasty ass is going to look like in 10 years. Eeeeek! 

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

The Daily Mail caught Kate Moss arriving at home around midnight yesterday with some kind of white powder all over her jeans. Earlier in the evening she celebrated her Topshop opening at China Tang restaurant. 

 

That white crap could be anything! Let's see....it could be:

 

Baby powder (she does have a baby...or did she give it away?)

Compact powder

Ground bones

Chalk (from teaching underprivileged school children)

Flour (from baking a cake for Pete Doherty)

 

Oh ok! It's probably coke! Oh well, some people never change.

 

 

 

Kate Moss collapsed into the back of her car after a couple hours of work and dinner after the launch of her collection at Topshop in London. Her pieces barely went on sale and already selling out.

 

The opening on Oxford Street caused a media circus as Kate posed in the store windows for about 15-minutes.  

 

The collection is a hit and key pieces will be brought to Barney's in NYC. Some say the collection is basically cheap knock-offs of these that Kate has already worn.

 

She has designed a Summer collection which will hit stores in June.

 

More crack money for Pete Doherty! Everyone wins!

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Kate Moss debuted her collection for Topshop today in London and people actually waited. WTF? Topshop is a UK clothing store, a few steps up from H&M. Kate will also bring her low-priced collection to Barney's New York. 

 

I can't believe people waited to buy that crap. I'm sure it's sort of cute, but I wouldn't wait for that shit unless it was free!

 

Kate looks used as usual. The mannequins look way more fresh than her. 

 

 

 

 

 

Does Dreamboat Doherty has a flesh-eating disease?!!!!! What the hell is going on with him. These pics of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are from the other night where he announced his engagement to her. They are such a mess. I don't even know if Oxy could clean their shit up.

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss performed in London last night and Petey dedicated a song called "KP Nuts" to his "beautiful fiancee." Kate confirmed this by wearing an engagement ring. 

 

There's nothing like crackheads in love. I love Kate and Petey and they truly are my favorite couple. I love nothing more than two crazy pieces of trash finding love. Yes, I feel sorry for her daughter, but think of all the money she will make on that tell-all. 

 

And I doubt these two are going to tie the knot.  

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

Thank the Lordy for photoshop, lighting and make-up or this ho would be scrubbing toilets full-time. Here's Katey Moss shopping in Los Angeles yesterday.

 

Source: Flynet