Kate Moss

Pete Doherty tries to sing Kate Moss a beautiful love song, but she adds her own lyrics. At home with Kate and Petey is everything I expected...nonsense.

Pete plays the guitar singing "you're giving all your precious love to someone that I... I just couldn't find." Kate walks in looking glamorous and holding a ciggie. She sits on some tire swing and starts singing to him "Rot in jail you c***!" I prefer her lyrics. Much more honest.

She starts kicking him while saying "Sonny and Cher we're not!" She then tells him she's going to get a drink and disappears only to come back and call him a c*** again.

Crack love is such a beautiful thing.

VIA Daily Mail

Thanks Agnes

Kate Moss left her crackhead boyfriend at home while she headed to St. Barts for work. The other day she was caught smoking and looking like a piece of trash by the pool and later was seen looking hot while at work.

Kate actually looks gorge with a little shampoo and eyeliner. The first thumbnail below shows Kate's nipple from Mars. I think it has its own postal code.

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Fishsticks and Chris Martin may be getting some new neighbors. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were spotted looking at a house for the second time in the same neighborhood. The $10 million home is just down the street from Fishstick's compound.

Fishsticks said last month, “Today in my home we are all vegetarians and we only use organic soap and cleaners. I want to protect my children from anything harmful.”

AHAHAH! Well looks like you're going to get a mouthful of harmful very soon! Pete is going to sell crack to her kids!

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Kate Moss treated her crackhead boyfriend, Pete Doherty, to a helicopter ride and romantic picnic for his Birthday. The two were both wearing wedding rings adding fuel to the fire that they are engaged or secretly married.

She looks happy...he looks dead.

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Dear Kate Moss,

Your boyfriend loves crack more than you. Sorry. No hard feelings.

Love and Kittens, Michael K

PS - You looked hot at the NME Awards in London today...NOT!

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss made a visit to England's Cotswold Wildlife Park when witnesses say they saw him throw a joint to the penguins. One of the penguins apparently ate the joint. A source said, "Everyone knew he was smoking grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly." The penguin was later seen buying Funions and a Big Gulp at 7-Eleven. Source

United States authorities have insisted Kate Moss take a drug test before entering the country, because of that whole coke-scandal thing. She went to an American embassy in England to get a work visa and that's when they broke the news to her. A source said, "The person put in charge of her case had to tell her point blank that the application couldn't be processed without a drugs test. It's common practice for American officials to deny people with criminal records or a history of drugs entry to the States, but Kate has never been charged so she looked a little stunned. The Embassy employee explained that her case is different because of her notoriety and her cocaine problem was so high profile." Kate has been offered a few lucrative jobs in the US and was hoping to take them on. She now has to wait a while for drug testing. Um...have someone else pee in a cup like everybody else. She's not going to past that test. Even if she is clean, I'm sure she's still inhaling Pete Doherty cum and you know that shit is like 100% pure heroin. Source

Kate Moss is the latest celebrity to get waxed at Madam Tussauds in London. The waxed Kate is shown in a Manhattan-style loft in a photoshoot. Visitors will be able to pose with Kate for their own magazine cover. A rep for MT said, "She is not just popular in the fashion world and the world of the media, she is also popular with visitors. We have a poll of guests every month and she is always in the top five of figures that they would like to see in here." Kate was kind enough to donate one of her own slips for the figure to wear. CREEPY! This thing looks better than the original. You know that thing comes alive at night, looking for a little blow. Where's Petey Bird? I would love to see a Pete Doherty wax figure. Source

British singer, Lily Allen, is currently making a splash in the US. Her album "Alright, Still" has debuted on the Billboard charts at #20 and she's currently on a mini-tour of the States. Yeah, she's hot shit but it's a little particular that Kate Moss is afraid of her. Lily has developed a friendship with Pete Doherty, a fact Kate doesn't like.

Kate has even gone so far as banning Pete Doherty from attending the BRIT Awards, because Lily will be there. The demand came after Kate discovered a gift Lily had given him.

A source said, "Kate went ballistic and kept shouting about why he had kept the gift from Lily after all these months. Pete insisted that she was just being paranoid, they were just mates. But Kate was having none of it and said that there was no way he was going to the BRITs if Lily was going - especially as she wasn't going herself."

Wait, I thought these two were broken up? They are back together? I can't keep track. They break as often as Petey breaks his veins.

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