Hot Slut of the Day

Renny - "The dawlin' from N'awlins" from Big Brother 10 - Unfortunately, Renny is probably going to be voted out tonight. Say it ain't so! SAVE RENNY!

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Billy Mays - Amazing infomercial salesperson who obviously has a throat made of iron. The dude never stops yelling. You must buy this product, because Billy IS YELLING AT YOU. He must be holding the biggest shit in his ass. Release it, Billy! Below is Billy falling into a bathtub while shooting an OxiClean commercial. Ha. Or should I say "HA!"

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Phillipe Petit - A French high wire artist who is most famous for illegally walking between the Twin Towers in NYC in 1974. Phillipe's adventure is the subject of a really hot documentary called "Man on Wire." Trailer below:

Stella "Barbarella" Zotis from Project Runway 5 - I could listen to her say "letha" all day and all night!

Megyn Kelly from Fox News - During Joe Biden's VP acceptance speech on Wednesday night most of the crowd was cheering for his ass or at least watching him. Not Megyn! She was busy refining her gorgeousness and perfecting her Aqua Net nest. Excuse her beauty! Clip below:

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Chad Rogers from the Bravo reality show "Million Dollar Listing" - This month, I've gotten more "Hot Slut" requests for Chad than for any other whore! It must be the hair. Chad is like a robot douche in a discount Beatles wig. He's the only reason why I watch this show. He speaks to people like he's in an infomercial. I am definitely on "Team Chad." Visit Chad's blog to see a shit load of clips of him and his hair.

Chad has apparently gotten rid of his bowl cut! Noooooo! In the last picture below, Chad is wearing a new haircut. Bring back the bowl!

Michelle aka The Portuguese Princess from Big Brother 10

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Ziro the Hutt - Jaba the Hutt's super gay, cross-dressing uncle. Ziro was introduced in "Star Wars: The Clone Wars." He even speaks with a lispy, high-pitched femme voice. George Lucas specifically wanted him to sound like Truman Capote. I'm pretty sure Ziro is based on Tommy Girl. Tommy is getting chunkier by the millisecond, so he's going to look like Ziro any day now.

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Jon Provost - The original Timmy Martin in "Lassie." OG Timmy is seen here with Lulu the Collie.

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Abbe Lane - American singer and actress. Abbe became popular in Italian films, but was criticized for being too much of a slut! She's best known in the U.S. for her role as Beebe Gallini on "The Brady Bunch." Beebe was a cosmetics maven who hired Mike Brady to build her a pink factory. Carol was jealous of her glamorous ass and she had every reason to be! Clip below: