Quote of the Day

"I've never touched a drug in my life. Until recently, I didn't even know what crystal meth was. And I haven't known the name of a diet drug since Dexatrim in the 80s. The only person I've told to lose weight is my mom."

Editor's Note - Is that Farrah Fawcett making a mess face in the back?

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Thanks Candita

on if the country is ready for a Black president:

"It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?"

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“It was in a small village. I won’t say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily.”

Editor's Note - Gangsters = Aniston & Cox

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"Anna Nicole had two surgeries after the birth of her baby because she wanted to breast- feed. She had been told by her doctors that she was too toxic because she had leaking implants." Editor's Note: I think Sally was breast fed with toxic milk too, but she's still way hot. Source

on changing his niece's diaper:

"I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"

Source Thanks Gus

to Elle UK: "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over,'" Editor's Note: Um......glass houses.....stones? Source

on where Brit can go hide from the paps: "Britney needs to go wherever OBAMA Bin Laden is hiding, because we can't find him."

on having a colonic: "I lost my virginity all over again that day, in so many ways. I don't think I will be having it done again." Source

on Hilary Clinton's wardrobe choices:

"I can understand (trousers) are comfortable but she's a woman and she is allowed to show that. She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics. She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics. I admire her for her determination, which will hopefully take her to the White House," Versace told the paper."

Ed. Note - WTF is she wearing?!!? Is that Janet Jackson's Super Bowl outfit?