Jamie Foxx

Here's Jamie Foxx on the NYC set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 looking like a character that In Living Color had stuck in its throat for all these years and finally hacked up. We've already seen Jamie Foxx looking like a veiny Smurf dick as Electro and now here's Jamie Foxx before a lightning bolt struck him deep in the ass. This one's easy. No, I would not hit it, because that fake comb over is giving me "Donald Trump after a perm" vibes. Nope.

But I'd totally hit Andrew Garfield in his Spidey suit. I don't know if that's his natural bulge (it's so not) or if the costume designer stuffed that suit with a guinea pig wearing a fat suit. I think this chick is trying to figure that out.

Here's Jamie Foxx looking like a cross between an overgrown Smurf on roids and a mutantized veiny Na'vi peen while shooting scenes as Electro on the NYC set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. I should be offended on behalf of blue-Americans that the producers of Spider-Man put Jamie Foxx in blueface instead of casting a naturally blue person, but I'm too busy wishing that I had a lit anal bead-lined hoodie during my raver days.

To answer own headline question, I should say "yes" since Jamie Foxx sort of looks like Powder after a bukkake party with the Blue Man Group, but no, I wouldn't hit it. But only because when I look into his freezer burned eyes all I see is Nicole Kidman right after she gets out of her ice chamber in the morning.

It was hard for me to focus on Quentino Tarantino's acceptance speech after he won the Golden Globe for Best Screenplay, because earlier in the night Amy Poehler made a joke about the "rat-faced people" and the camera immediately cut to QT's face one second after she said it. It was perfect. So when rat-faced QT got on stage to accept his award, I kept picturing him nibbling toe cheese off of someone's foot and didn't listen to the words coming out of his mouth. Apparently, during his speech, the n-word never jumped off of his tongue, which is surprising. But when QT got backstage, the n-word flew out of his mouth once, which made the innocent reporters clutch their pristine ears.

At the 0:35 mark in the clip above, a reporter asks QT if he ever thought about not using the n-word while making and writing Django Unchained. QT answered the question without shutting any butts down, which is a good thing, because last night was definitely an open butt kind of night. But QT did drop the n-word just once:

No, not really, because it's... If somebody is out there actually saying it when it comes to the word nigger, that the fact that I was using it in the movie more than it was used in the Antebellum South in Missippii in 1858, then feel free to make that case. But no one is actually making that case. So in other words, they're actually saying that I should soften it, they're saying I should lie, they're saying I should whitewash, they're saying I should massage and I never do that when it comes to my characters."

E! News says that the room went completely silent and then later Don Cheadle, who took the stage after QT, broke the awkwardness by saying, "Please no 'nigger questions'. Black people questions are all right."

QT used the n-word to talk about why he used the n-word in his movie, so I'm not sure why reporters were shocked by him using it. Shit, they should be shocked that he didn't use it in his acceptance speech. I'm surprised he didn't thank the n-word in his speech, because without it, his movie would've been 90 minutes shorter since every character says it at least 200 million times each.

And here's a few of the Django Unchained hos (sans Samuel L. Jackson) before, during and after the Golden Globes last night: Rat-faced QT with his piece, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCatchAHo, Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx.

Professional fuckery maker and the embarrassment of the Keeblers elves came out of retirement the other night to tell jokes at a show in Los Angeles and he used his time on stage to say he knows of a black movie star whose b-hole tingles for the peen. As Will Smith shook with nervousness right out of his panties, Katt Williams said that Jamie Foxx is a gay. Some people acted all shocked, but mostly everybody else let a "meh," because the rumor that Jamie Foxx likes to squeeze peens with his luscious pecs has been around since the beginning of time. But Katt Williams went even farther by naming names.

HuffPo posted a video of Katt saying that Jamie is wrapping his Foxx hole around the dick belonging to singer Marcus Anthony who's on his label. After Katt said that Jamie Foxx loves peen, he went on a rant about how he turned down a role in Django Unchained, because that shit is racist.

“Who’s gay? Jamie Foxx. I can even tell you the name of the dude he fucked. His name is Marcus Anthony; he’s the only dude signed to Jamie Foxx’s label. Check it out and then Twitter the dude and ask him to see if he'll say yes. The dude told me backstage at a show and he told me I could bring him onstage and air it out. I said, 'No, nigga, let me wait until I get to L.A.'

Fuck Jamie Foxx and the 'Django Unchained' check he cashed. They offered me the script and I said, 'Any nigga that do this deserves to die. And the next thing I heard, Jamie Foxx was in makeup. I went to the set myself and I couldn't believe it. I got a copy of the script. They gave me a copy of the script written in Spielberg's hands. The words 'fuck you, nigger' appear one hundred and seventy six times in the script."

And here's the video if your eyes need that today:

The two most shocking parts of that video is that: a) Katt Williams actually showed up for a show and; b) Katt Williams had a mic in his hand and managed not to beat the brains out of his one of fans.

Here's the trailer for Horrible Bosses, which is sort of like if 9 to 5 ate too much online Viagra and didn't mind at all that a Bachman-Turner Overdrive 8-track got stuck in its orange Camaro. It stars Jason Bateman, Kevin Spacey, a fugged up Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston as a horny dentist who eats raw hot dogs in black lingerie. FINALLY! It's nice to see Jennifer Aniston play a character I can relate to (because I eat raw hot dogs in black panties all the time). But I'm sure her character will still end up falling in love with one of those dudes at the end and they'll kiss in front of a sunset as an old Dionne Warwick song plays. It's The Aniston way!

And I'm guessing this movie takes place in a world where the words "I QUIT THIS BITCH" don't exist.

via Entertainment Weekly

Anne Hathaway is the next Catwoman and this ho showed up to an event for her new movie Rio dressed like a damn cat toy. The top part of Anne's outfit says "9-year-old know-it-all circa 1987" and the bottom part says "mariachi clown." Just no. The only way this outfit would work outside of a little girl's slumber party is if it was dyed pink and put on the body of Charo. That's it. However, I will say that I like Anne's necklace. It looks like all the things you'd find inside of Tommy Girl's favorite fuck toy drawer. Butt beads, travel-sized dildos, etc.... Yup, the necklace can stay!

Here's more of Anne wearing the finest clothes from Gymboree's black label collection with George Lopez and Jamie Foxx (whose hairline is almost as well manicured as Norwood Young's).

When pictures of both Cassie and Alien Princess RiRi with their decorated chichi balls out hit the internets, many whores (including this one) figured they put that shit out themselves or a certain rabid animal was behind it (*cough*Chris*Brown*cough*). But Miss Info says this isn't so! According to her, the hacker who snatched the puss has had these pictures since last year. And there's more where that came from.

Apparently, the hacker has more pictures of RiRi (with Chris Brown) and Cassie with someone else. Allegedly, the hacker also has nekkid ass flicks of JLo, Jamie Foxx and Christina Milian in his archive. Those are the last three people on Earth I want to see with their private business out. Well, I wouldn't mine seeing Jamie's fox tail, but NOT his fox hole. I don't need to know him like that.

I also hope those nudie JLo pics are from 2005 or before, because nobody needs to know what her bare chichichangas look like today.

When are these fucktardians going to learn that when you take pictures of your fuck parts and send them around, it's only a matter of time before the world sees it and starts ridiculing you for your giant nipples or lop-sided vag lips. Or whatever.

I wonder if this mysterious hacker does requests? Because my request is to never leak pictures of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper, Prince Hot Ginge or Carrot Top! As much as my peen begs for this, I don't think my no-no would come out alive. It would shake, rattle and POP. My no-no is the most important part of my life. It's the reason I get up in the morning and without it, I would be LOST. Okay, I lie. Bring on Mah Boo's chrome pole!

"Get a gum transplant" has become my second favorite line (next to "SANS FARDS") of the week to shout at my dog and I have Jamie Foxx to thank for that. But Jamie has now clenched his nalgas and apologized for that comment as well as for the other shit he said about 16-year-old Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show this past weekend.

While promoting that movie about the Paganini of the crazy homeless people world on The Tonight Show last night, Jamie said he was oh-so-sowwy about saying Miley needs to make a sex tape, do some heroin, smoke some crack, etc.... Jamie never brought it up, but Jay Leno did. This is what Jamie had to say about skewering that lil' possum:

"I so apologize to Miley, and this is sincere. I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far. I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart. Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."

You know, he's a comedian. Yes, that's what he's calling that thing he does.

I have to admit that I laughed at that shit, but my taste level dropped into the gutter a long time ago. It's floating in the sewer somewhere. I think the crocodiles are playing with it. But I do understand why whores flipped their ass lips over it. I kind of was hoping Jamie was going to tell the bitches who had a problem with it to eat his dingle berries, but I guess it was necessary for him to say he's sowwy. I mean, he does have a cheesy movie to whore out. And Mickey Mouse probably threatened to take his ass out. That bitch don't play.

Well, damn! First of all, I didn't know Jamie Foxx had a show on Sirius called The Foxxhole. Second of all, I didn't know how he really felt about Miley Cyrus until now. This past weekend on his show, Jamie and his co-whores completely trashed 16-year-old Miley. They seriously threw that lil' Miley into a trash can and rolled her ass into traffic! I laughed, but we all know there's a special spot reserved for me on the dingy boat to HELL!!!!

When talking about how she vowed to ruin Radiohead for dissing her at the Grammys, Jamie, who has a teenager daughter of his own, and company lifted the lid and went fucking off! The random insults just came flying out.

Wanda Wayne and friends said Miley "needs to get a gum transplant," "make a sex tape with your daddy," "get like Britney Spears...do some heroin," "get some crack in your pipe" and "catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.” And I thought I had some things to say! Damn, Jamie! Put all that emotion into a song and then I might listen to your music. Better yet, that should be Jamie's acceptance speech when he wins a Razzie for that foolery called The Soloist.

What do you think Jamie will say in his apology? That his comments were taken out of context? That he's suffering from exhaustion? Or maybe he'll pull a Woody Harrelson and say he thought Miley was a zombie.