Jamie Foxx

When pictures of both Cassie and Alien Princess RiRi with their decorated chichi balls out hit the internets, many whores (including this one) figured they put that shit out themselves or a certain rabid animal was behind it (*cough*Chris*Brown*cough*). But Miss Info says this isn't so! According to her, the hacker who snatched the puss has had these pictures since last year. And there's more where that came from.

Apparently, the hacker has more pictures of RiRi (with Chris Brown) and Cassie with someone else. Allegedly, the hacker also has nekkid ass flicks of JLo, Jamie Foxx and Christina Milian in his archive. Those are the last three people on Earth I want to see with their private business out. Well, I wouldn't mine seeing Jamie's fox tail, but NOT his fox hole. I don't need to know him like that.

I also hope those nudie JLo pics are from 2005 or before, because nobody needs to know what her bare chichichangas look like today.

When are these fucktardians going to learn that when you take pictures of your fuck parts and send them around, it's only a matter of time before the world sees it and starts ridiculing you for your giant nipples or lop-sided vag lips. Or whatever.

I wonder if this mysterious hacker does requests? Because my request is to never leak pictures of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper, Prince Hot Ginge or Carrot Top! As much as my peen begs for this, I don't think my no-no would come out alive. It would shake, rattle and POP. My no-no is the most important part of my life. It's the reason I get up in the morning and without it, I would be LOST. Okay, I lie. Bring on Mah Boo's chrome pole!

"Get a gum transplant" has become my second favorite line (next to "SANS FARDS") of the week to shout at my dog and I have Jamie Foxx to thank for that. But Jamie has now clenched his nalgas and apologized for that comment as well as for the other shit he said about 16-year-old Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show this past weekend.

While promoting that movie about the Paganini of the crazy homeless people world on The Tonight Show last night, Jamie said he was oh-so-sowwy about saying Miley needs to make a sex tape, do some heroin, smoke some crack, etc.... Jamie never brought it up, but Jay Leno did. This is what Jamie had to say about skewering that lil' possum:

"I so apologize to Miley, and this is sincere. I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far. I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart. Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."

You know, he's a comedian. Yes, that's what he's calling that thing he does.

I have to admit that I laughed at that shit, but my taste level dropped into the gutter a long time ago. It's floating in the sewer somewhere. I think the crocodiles are playing with it. But I do understand why whores flipped their ass lips over it. I kind of was hoping Jamie was going to tell the bitches who had a problem with it to eat his dingle berries, but I guess it was necessary for him to say he's sowwy. I mean, he does have a cheesy movie to whore out. And Mickey Mouse probably threatened to take his ass out. That bitch don't play.

Well, damn! First of all, I didn't know Jamie Foxx had a show on Sirius called The Foxxhole. Second of all, I didn't know how he really felt about Miley Cyrus until now. This past weekend on his show, Jamie and his co-whores completely trashed 16-year-old Miley. They seriously threw that lil' Miley into a trash can and rolled her ass into traffic! I laughed, but we all know there's a special spot reserved for me on the dingy boat to HELL!!!!

When talking about how she vowed to ruin Radiohead for dissing her at the Grammys, Jamie, who has a teenager daughter of his own, and company lifted the lid and went fucking off! The random insults just came flying out.

Wanda Wayne and friends said Miley "needs to get a gum transplant," "make a sex tape with your daddy," "get like Britney Spears...do some heroin," "get some crack in your pipe" and "catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.” And I thought I had some things to say! Damn, Jamie! Put all that emotion into a song and then I might listen to your music. Better yet, that should be Jamie's acceptance speech when he wins a Razzie for that foolery called The Soloist.

What do you think Jamie will say in his apology? That his comments were taken out of context? That he's suffering from exhaustion? Or maybe he'll pull a Woody Harrelson and say he thought Miley was a zombie.