Quween Of The Scene

There was a time when international supermodel Phoebe Price would've shot Quween on the Scene on the spot, but those days are behind us. Yesterday on the streets of Beverly Hills, PP and Quween signed a peace treaty. World peace is possible! Put down your guns and raise a chicken cutlet!

The two lil' famewhores put their differences aside for Quween's birfday (Happy Birfday, Quween!). PP clucked a beautiful song to Quween and then bestowed upon her a special gift. It kind of looks like she bedazzled something she found on the side of the road, but it's the thought that counts!

I know that 99.99999% of you will agree with what the camera dude at the end has to say about this mess, but I respectfully disagree. This is the most important thing I've seen all hour. The United Nations will be discussing this first thing tomorrow morning.

Chicken Cutlet's arch rival and the anti-"pots-a-rassi" supercrackie, Quween of the Scene, is quickly on her way to becoming more famous than the celebwhores she defends! That one bitch who lost American Idol co-stars with Quween in a new video for Funny or Die. In the clip, Quween promises to continue to protect celebrities from the evil "pots-a-rassi" and the alphabet! I wish I was a crack rock so Quween could smoke me up! She's like the methadone clinic version of Mr. T! Snap crackie pop!