Cinema

And The Oscar Goes To......

The trailer for "El Cantante" starring JLo and Skeletor has finally arrived. It isn't as awful as I expected, but it's just the trailer. JLo looks really hot, but homegirl can't act to save her life. If asses could get Oscars, hers would surely take the cake. I just can't stand her high-pitched voice. She should just stand there and keep her mouth shut!

That being said, Skeletor was BORN to play a heroin-head. They probably had to do make-up and prosthetics to make him look healthy for the character's pre-crackhead days.

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Cinema • Jennifer Lopez

Brad Gets Burned

Brad Pitt will join his boyfriend, George Clooney, AGAIN in "Burn After Reading." The black comedy centers on a CIA agent who loses the disc of the book he's currently writing. The rest of the plot is shrouded in mystery and it's unknown what role Bradley will play.

Shooting will begin late August. Joel and Ethan Cohen will direct from their own screenplay. Frances McDormand will also star.

Brad and George have worked together in all the "Ocean's 11" movies as well as "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind."

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Cinema • George Clooney

Stop the Beat Already!

Here's the official trailer for "Hairspray" based on Broadway musical based on the movie. It hits theaters this Summer. If you loved John Waters' Hairspray, you'll probably hate this. It looks like they've removed anything dark, edgy or interesting that the first one had and replaced with sugar, glitter and Travolta. BARF!

Michelle Pfeiffer looks hot, but she didn't need to embarass herself with this cotton candy crap!

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Cinema • Film

The First Movie Sucked!

Edward Norton will play The Incredible Hulk in another film version of the comic. Eric Bana played the Hulk a couple of years ago and the movie wasn't a huge hit as the studio had hoped. Eddie is hoping to breathe new life into the franchise with shooting to begin this Summer.

The President of Marvel comics said, "Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business. His ability to transform into a particular role makes him the ideal choice to take on the character of Bruce Banner and the Hulk. Edward is perfectly suited to bring one of the most popular and important Marvel icons to the bigscreen in a new and exciting way."

The movie is due June 13, 2008.

Ed's gonna have to bulk up for this mess, but it's still going to tank. Nobody cares about that green ho!

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Cinema

Christina Ricci Takes Some Speed

Christina Ricci and her five-head will star in the big-screen version of "Speed Racer" opposite Emile Hirsch. Christina will play Trixie to Emile's Speed. The live-action film of the classic cartoon will follow Speed in his quest for car-racing glory.

John Goodman and Susan Sarandon will play Speed's parents.

The film is being written and directed by The Wachowski Brothers, best known for the "Matrix" movies.

Speed Racer will be released May 9, 2008.

This will most likely suck hardcore, but I can dig it. Christina is perfect casting if you ask me. I love this disco ball head.

Source: Coming Soon

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Christina Ricci • Cinema

Cute

Lesbo-on-the-down-low, Anne Hathaway, can do know wrong by me. "Get Smart" will probably be as good as the film version of "Bewitched", but I'm still into it. Steve Carrell plays the Smart dude and Annie plays Agent 99.

The cast also includes The Rock, Alan Arkin, Terence Stamp and Masi Oka. Filming started last month in Los Angeles for a 2008 release. This is your first look and I'm sure you'll forget it as soon as you scroll down.

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Cinema

It Was Hella Long

I went to see "Grindhouse" this weekend just so I can have the pleasure of watching Fergie's brains get devoured by zombies. Her best performance yet. Oscar nomination! Let me just say, that GH is some long ass shit. They could've chopped that thing in half. Well, because it bombed at the box office this weekend, they are planning to split it up.

Harvey Weinstein may split the movie into two. It has already been chopped for International markets.

He said, "We could split the movies in a couple of weeks. Make Tarantino's a full-length film, and Rodriguez's too. We'll be adding those 'two missing reels' that's talked about in the movie."

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Cinema

Rob Zombie's Halloween

The trailer for Rob Zombie's re-imagining of "Halloween" debuted last night before "Grindhouse." Hollywood has really run out of ideas, eh? Another Halloween? I'm sure with all that money and craziness around them they could come up with something a little more original.

That being said, I love that gory stuff.

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Cinema • YouTubes

Just Die

The new trailer for "Live Free or Die Hard" has been released. Bruce Willis once again fights to save his career or something in his 4th Die Hard movie. Justin Long, Maggie Q and Timothy Olyphant also star.

It hits theaters on June 27, 2007

We've seen this a million times. I miss Colleen Camp.

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Cinema

The Departed Sequel?!

Al Pacino is in final talks to join a sequel to "The Departed" directed by Martin Scorcese. The film won the Best Picture and Best Director Oscars. The second film focuses on Marky Mark's character.

Robert DeNiro will play a crooked Senator that Marky Mark is trying to bring down. Alec Baldwin will also reprise his role.

I must say that a Pacino/DeNiro film is kind of hot, but a sequel to this bore is not necessary.

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UPDATE - FUCKITYFUCKFUCK! Those bitches at DH got my ass! This was a really obvious April Fool's and I fell for it! (Thanks R)

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Cinema • Hotness