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I feel silly putting a black box over cartoon tits, but hey?! Don't Link This has uncovered some screencaps of Winona Ryder's cartoon nude scene in A Scanner Darkly.

This actually looks more natural than the Pamela Anderson Playboy spread.

Visit DLT to see many many more of Winona's cartoon nips.

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Beyonce has confessed that she has a sexy alter ego named Sasha. During an interview for "Dreamgirls" she introduced this Sasha character.

She said, "I become someone else when I'm onstage. I call that stage persona 'Sasha.' I wouldn't like Sasha if I met her off stage." She's "too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I'm not like her in real life at all. I'm not flirtatious and super-confident and fearless like her. What I feel onstage I don't feel anywhere else. It's an out-of-body experience. I created my stage persona . . . so that when I go home, I don't have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn't me. The people around me know who I really am."

Is Sasha 25 and Beyonce is 35? Ok, that makes sense then. So last night was the Los Angeles premiere of "Dreamgirls" and I couldn't find any pictures of Beyonce posing with Jennifer Hudson. There might be some, but still. Is this bitch still sour about JHo winning all of the critics over?

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Heh?! What?! How did this movie about...well...about like Mayans or something score over $14 million to be the #1 movie this weekend?! I mean...I don't understand it. Anyway, Mel Gibson's Apocalypto won the top spot with the Kate Winslet/Cameron Diaz romantic comedy The Holiday not far behind with $13.5 million.

Saturday Night Live usually isn't funny, but they fought against the odds and put together a pretty funny mock trailer of the Mel Gibson spectacle.

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This little faux trailer turns Mary Poppins into a horror film. It's actually kind of hot. I always knew Mary Poppins had a dark side.

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"The Pursuit of Happyness" premiere brought the crazies and walking dead out last night. TomKat joined Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor in celebrating with Will Smith. JLo looked like a ghost next to her half-dead husband.

Is it just me or is Tom Cruise 10-pounds of sugar in a 5-pound sack. You know homegirl is wearing a girdle underneath that getup. His buttons are about to pop! Katie doesn't notice, because she's too busy laughing to keep from crying.

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Sofia Coppola and her man, Thomas Mars, welcomed a baby girl into this cruel world on Tuesday. They named her Romy.

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"I'm so excited to have a little girl," Coppola, 35, told USA Today in October. Among the many joys of motherhood, she said, would be the chance to go on a good shopping spree or two. "All those little dresses," she said. "It's so fun to have little girl stuff." The couple met when Mars recorded a song with the band Air for Coppola's 1999 movie The Virgin Suicides. That same year Coppola married director Spike Jonze (Adaptation, Being John Malkovich), from whom she split in 2003.

Let's hope looks skip a generation for baby Romy. I'm joking all babies are beautiful! Well, except for Henri Klum and Suri Cruise and um...well...I'll stop!

When it was announced that Jessica Simpson was starring in a remake of the classic film, "Working Girl" many people were pissed off. It was reported that Jessica Simpson would star alongside Luke Wilson in a film about a small-town girl that climbs her way up the corporate ladder. Jessica has laughed off reports that it's a remake.

She said, "I don't know where those rumours came from. I'm making a film called 'Blonde Ambition' that I'm doing with Luke Wilson. It's along the same lines as 'Working Girl'. A small town girl moving to New York and turning into a great businesswoman."

The film starts shooting next year in Louisiana. Jessica as a businesswoman?! What kind of business is this character in, porn? Please, when is Hollywood going to learn that this ho is box office POISON?! She needs to stick with what she's good at...which is...um..which is...well...shark bait maybe?

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Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce and Jimmy Fallon reshot scenes from "Factory Girl" in NYC yesterday. Apparently, this is the second round of reshoots. The film is due to be released next month. This must suck so hard if they are doing reshoots a month before opening?

They look like tools. Sienna Miller's eyebrows were done with a sharpie, that's how low-rent this thing is!

Steve Carrell is playing Maxwell Smart in the big-screen version of "Get Smart" which starts shooting in March. Steve has found his Agent 99 in Anne Hathaway. She plays the role made famous by Barbara Feldon.

Anne is actually a perfect choice. She's beautiful, quirky and not too annoying. This is very important in an actress. If it was someone like Julia Stiles, I'd have to...well I'm not going to see it anyway. So, who cares right?

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The brutal Holiday box office wars have started and "Happy Feet" has won the latest battle. The Warner Bros. computer animated tale of a dancing penguin beat out the latest Bond flick, "Casino Royale." Happy Feet brought in $42.3 over the weekened while Bond nearly missed the top spot with $40.6 million.

Borat came in at 3rd place and is on its way to the $100 million mark with $90.5 million.

I didn't see either, but I'd have to be drunk or high to see that penguin crap. I mean when you've seen one of those computer movies, you've seen them all. I'd rather watch my screensaver with a Motown song playing in the background. I mean that's basically the same thing.

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