Debbie Rowe

Debbie Rowe's three magical wolves of protection can have a little fun (wink wink) and take a long Calgon bath, because they won't have to go into battle against Katherine Jackson anytime soon. Katherine's lawyer went on CBS' Early Show (via E!) this morning and said that a custody deal has been reached. Per Michael's wishes, Katherine will get full custody of Paris and Prince Michael. Debbie co-signed that as long as she gets to visit. Oh and she also wants a psychiatrist brought in to meet with the kids. I think the middle wolf came up with that idea. He's the smartest one.

TMZ says that DebRo didn't (WARNING: Hold on to something sturdy and throw a mattress on the floor) didn't want any more money. The only two things she asked for was visitation rights and for the kids to hang out with a child psychologist to help them deal with all the changes in their lives.

When the Early Show asked Katherine's lawyer about reports that the villainous puppet master known as Joe Jackson wasn't going to help "raise" the kids, he said, "I don't think it's valid at all. I think Joe Jackson is the husband of Mrs. Jackson, but he's not living in Los Angeles."

Translation: Katherine keeps a wreath made out of garlic on her front door to ward Joe Jackson off.

This is the second time in one month that Debbie Rowe has been seen wearing the enchanted and mysterious Three Wolf Moon t-shirt! Since then, hundreds of people have donated their lives to serving her, money randomly falls on her from the sky and she even found her vagina on the first try. Debbie is never taking it off.

Besides, I doubt she can take it off! It's stuck to her like a magnet. The wolves feed on Debbie's nipple crust, under titty butter and pit juice for protein and nourishment. They're all good and they will be there forever!

Here's more of the wolf master visiting Dr. Klein's office yesterday. Yes, THAT Dr. Klein.

Are your loins suddenly guiding you closer to the screen? Do you feel like you need to quit your job, throw your man (or woman) out the window, pack up your flavored lube collection and move to Palmdale, CA so you can rest in Debbie Rowe's mighty arms for the rest of your days? HOLD BACK, because it's just the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt at work! The howling from the wolves are tempting you to ride Debbie's glorious moon, but you have to RESIST! You mustn't give in! Put some ice cubes on your nipples and look away!

You know Debbie is going to wear this under her Big & Tall pantsuit to the custody hearing, so that the three wolves can hypnotize the Jackson family into signing over EVERYTHING. Damn. The butchie is good.

Here's Debbie wielding the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt while doing butt stuff with a horse at her ranch in CA yesterday.