Colin Farrell

The Polish papers have already reported this weeks ago that Colin Farrell has a brand new son, but now it's confirmed. Colin's spokeswhore says that his girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda, popped out their first baby together on October 7th.

Colin and Alicja actually gave their kid a normal name. A name that doesn't cause your eyes to do the hustle. They named him Henry Tadeusz Farrell. I know. What the hell kind of GD celebrities do Colin and Alicja think they are? They better enroll him in a celebkid-free school, because if they don't, Sparrow and Bronx will make fun of him for having a name like Henry. That might have been a Twilight Zone episode.

Anyway, this is Colin's second kid. He has a 6-year-old son with Kim Bordenave named James.

Colin and Alicja met while filming a movie together. Two seconds later, Colin threw a jizz ball her way and she got knocked up. At this rate, Colin will have 6 kiddies and just as many baby mamas by the time he's 40. Keep fucking that chicken, Colin!

Source: Associated Press

About a month ago, Colin Farrell's Polish girlfriend, Alicja Bachleda-Curuś, was photographed strolling through an airport smuggling something in her womb area. Well, Colin Fertile has confirmed to UsWeekly that Alicia has come down with the BABIES!! and the child is his. This will be Colin's second baby friend. He already has a 5-year-old son with some model-type.

33-year-old Colin and 26-year-old Alicia only began dating earlier this year, so those hos worked fast. Seriously, whatever happened to freely fucking through the first year of your relationship without a baby interrupting the fun with their loud ass screams? Like I've said before, babies are buzz killers.

And Colin is going to wish he knocked up a chick with a shorter name when he writes her a child support check every month.

Here's Daddy Colin giving us those sessy drunk eyes at the Toronto International Film Festival this past weekend.

Colin Farrell's girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda-Curuś, either swallowed an entire Honey Baked Ham whole or she's got a baby brewing in her baby. I'm going to go with the latter, because Alicja has a look on her face like: "Ya, I got this." Oh, yes she does and I'm jealous of the ho.

If Alicja does have a case of the babies and Colin is the father, then the child will be his second. Colin has a 5-year-old son named Colin with Kim Bordenave.

Colin and Alicja met on the set of the movie Ondine. They have apparently been dating for only 7-months, which means shit got serious really fast. But if you were dating Colin, you'd wrap your fuck parts around his peen rod and wouldn't let go until a baby pushed it out. Truth.

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