African Orphans

 

"Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaaad!" Sorry everytime I hear the word Africa I think of that damn Toto song. Did they even have any other hits? That's my favorite elevator jam of all-time.

 

So...Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has adopted a little baby girl from Africa. Her rep declined to give any kind of information. Mary-Louise and her new bundle were spotted all over Los Angeles over the weekend. Mary-Louise, 43, has one 3-year-old son with Billy Crudup. Remember, he left her ass knocked up for Claire Danes. What a skank he is!

 

I like her and I like the fact that she was low-key about it or is it that nobody cares? Well, good for her I say!  

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Madonna's adoption of David Banda was in jeopardy, because the social worker assigned to her case was barred from traveling to London by Malawi. It was reported that Madonna herself paid for the man's plane ticket causing officials to believe that she was buying his positive testimony.

 

The man has now been allowed to travel to the UK where he will assess the situation. He said, "There has been a change of mind by my government minister. I am expected to spend two weeks."

 

He said the whole thing was a misunderstanding that has been resolved.

 

His testimony is crucial on whether or not Madge will get final adoption of little David. She will.

 

Yeah, the misunderstanding being the amount of zeros on the check. Why even bother. David is living the life.

 

Source: People

 

 

 

The Daily Mail reports that Angelina Jolie will travel to Ethiopia to buy another baby. They claim she will go there in 3-months and pick out a new baby in hopes that it will patch up her relatinoship with Brad Pitt as well as making Zahara feel more at home in their family. This would be Angelina's 4th adopted baby.

 

A source said, "Angie in particular feels very strongly that while Shiloh will grow up seeing the family resemblance between herself and her natural parents, and Maddox and Pax will feel a connection through their birthplaces, Zahara has no such close-knit bond.

"They hope that by finding an Ethiopian brother or sister - preferably sister - for her, it will help Zahara feel more comfortable and happy in her own skin."

A few months ago there were rumors that Angelina was going to get another baby from Asia and that never happened, so I'm sure this is just a rumor.

In reading this article I also learned that Angie has a tattoo with the map co-ordinates of the country of each of her adopted children.

Click here to see it.

By the time she's 40, that shit is going to be hitting her wrist.

 

 

Penstone Kilembe was the child expert from Malawi assigned to review Madonna's adoption of David Banda. The Daily Mail reports that he has now been banned from reviewing the case, because the Child Welfare Board feels that he's become too close to Madonna after she paid for his plane ticket from Africa to London.

 

The Minister told the Malawi News, "We have already contacted Madonna that someone else and not Kilembe will come to assess her, because we feel Mr Kilembe personalised the whole issue when other people can go." 

 

Penstone said that this decision may result in David being sent back to his village in Africa.

 

He said, "What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village."

 

Penstone's testimony at the final hearing for Madonna and David Banda was going to be crucial to the case. The Minister feels that with Madonna funding Penstone's trip it looks like she's trying to "buy" a favorable review.

 

Lame. Just let the kid stay with her. I'm sure sitting in a multi-million dollar London mansion is much more comfortable than sitting on a mat in the middle of the African desert with mosquitos buzzing around your ass.

 

Madonna is a dumbass for paying for the dude's ticket in the first place. It does look like she's buying his ass, but at this point who cares. Why is it that adopting a kid is so damn hard? Just ask the damn kid! 

 

 

 

 

Madge, Lourdes and David left Malawi this weekend without a new purchase. It was rumored that she was going to adopt a little girl named Grace, but so far that hasn't happened. She also left Africa without meeting with David's bio-daddy.

 

The orphanage had organized a meeting between David's daddy and Madonna, but it was cancelled by Madge's camp. A source at the orphanage said that he waited around, but they never showed.

 

Madonna and company were in Africa for her "Raising Malawai" foundation to build a children's health center.

 

In her defense, she doesn't owe David's daddy anything. He gave up his child and she's now his mother. I'm sure his daddy will cry to the press on how difficult Madonna is. He needs to recognize. 

 

Source: People

 

 

 

 

Teenage students from an African middle-school formed a ring around Madonna, David and Lourdes to protect them from journalists. The kids started throwing stones at the reporters that were trying to get close to Madonna.

 

Madge was returning to the orphanage where she adopted David to meet with his father. Police later took over for the stone-throwing kids and moved the media away, so she could meet with David's father in private.

 

She should hire those kids. They look happy. I can't say anything bad...well...she should comb her hair and Ed Hardy is sick! That's it. Oh and David's a total doll. Ok that's it. 

 

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Thanks Youri

 

 

Madonna arrived in Malawi today via a private jet. She kept her 14-month-old David by her side. Rumors are that Madge is in Africa to adopt another baby named Grace, but her rep has shot down the rumors. Her rep did that the last time with David as well.

 

She is also expected to visit with David's birth father, Yohane Banda. Yohane told the press that he didn't know she was coming to visit and he hasn't heard a peep from her since she left Africa.

 

He said, "I understand that she is a busy person but if there is an opportunity, I would appreciate it if she could tell me how my son is doing, which has not been the case so far."

 

Yohane needs to shut his ass. Didn't he give up his kid for adoption? I mean..Madge doesn't owe him anything. He just wants cash...let's be real. 

 

 

 

 

Madonna has vehemently denied that she's adopting a second child while in Malawi with David Banda. The Sun is reporting that Madge will adopt a girl named "Grace" from Africa after watching footage of the young orphan.

 

A source said, “Madonna saw a film of children at a place called The Consol Home. She spotted a beautiful girl called Grace who lit the room with her smile, and fell head over heels for her. Madonna kept saying, ‘That girl has so much love in her. I want to help her achieve her potential’.

“But adoption officials are being very strict after the uproar when Madonna adopted David. They know Grace is her first choice, but have insisted she looks at other girls first — and that the final decision is theirs.”

Madge is set to travel to Malawi this Sunday and will look at 10 girls. Sources say it's between Grace, Mercy and Jessica. WTF? It's like a beauty contest. America's Next Top African Oprhan.

 

 

Madonna and David Banda are currently in Malawi to visit Davey's bio-daddy and so that Madge can continue her charity work. According to several sources Madge is also in town to do a little shopping. She's looking for another baby.

 

A source close to her said, "She's going to Africa on Saturday, and on Sunday her family will be one bigger."

 

Her rep denied it, "Madonna is going to Africa to continue her work with the Raising Malawi organization. She is overseeing the building of a children's health-care center. She is absolutely not adopting another baby."

 

This is actually what her rep said last time and then look who had a new baby!

 

Bitch needs a little spa-time. Homegirl looks used and abused. Madge it's ok to lay down every now and again. Put some cucumbers on that mess. Damn. 

 

Source: Page Six