African Orphans

Madonna is rumored to be paying the university tuition of Malawian government official, William Manjolo. William is currently studying social work at Swansea University in Wales. She agreed to pay his fees last June, four-months before her adoption of David.

There's speculation that this act of kindness helped to influence and speed up the process.

Honestly, who cares how she got the kid? David is rich now and probably happy. He's living a better life and that's the point. I think the media is trying to tear her ass a new one for no reason. She did a good thing whatever her intentions are.

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Angelina Jolie was quoted as saying a lot of trash on Madonna regarding her adoption of David Banda in a French Magazine. She is now saying that the article was not accurate.

She said, "The article included many falsehoods. I said many positive things that were omitted. I feel we must focus on the present and I encourage everyone to be supportive so that every child can adjust nicely to their new home."

Boring! Come on, call her a name. Spit on her face. Give me something! I mean send Maddox over to beat up David. Something! Anyways, she's lying. You know she meant it and said those thing. She's the Head Adoption Ho In Charge. HAHIO, doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

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Angelina Jolie wants to be the HBIC of the third world and has shot at Madonna for adopting David Banda "illegally." Angie claims she's too good for that sort of adoption and is basically calling Madge an idiot.

She said, "Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal. Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born. It's a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption."

She backtracked though and said, "I have been horrified by the attacks she's been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David."

Can't we just get along? Angelina is not the queen of adoption! Mia Farrow is! Anyways, I think she was just saying that Madonna is an idiot for not doing research and it could've been easier for her ass. I agree.

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Leonardo DiCaprio was so touched by the African orphans he met while filming Blood Diamond that he adopted one. Yes, he's followed in the footsteps of Madonna and Angelina Jolie and picked one up. Except, he left the little girl in Africa. Leo will not raise or live with the child. He will simply act like any good father and just cut a check every month and call her once and a while.

He apparently became fascinated with the girl and couldn't just leave her there without any support. And that's the way you do it! Who wants to be woken up by some screaming brat or have some little kid barf all over your persons? Nu-uh. Leo wants to be able to eat his twinkie in private and watch his favorite moments from Titanic by his lonesome. That's how you do it.

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The father of David Banda has spoken out that he's trying to get a hold of Madonna to see how his son is, but he doesn't know how to find her. Madonna infamously adopted David last year from Africa in a flurry of reports that his daddy didn't want to give him up. Yohane Banda told reporters that he's been trying to find his son to see how he's doing.

He said, "I don't have her phone and mailing addresses. All I want is to find out how my son is but I don't know how I can do it.I only talked to her once at the High Court and I want to talk to her now and find out about my child."

He doesn't care about his son, let's be real. He just wants a little more green paper. I see the greed in his eyes and I'm not even looking at him.

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Angelina Jolie, Queen of Adoption, spoke out about Madonna's adoption problems when buying David Banda from Malawi, Africa. She believes Madge had such a problem, because there is no legal adoption in the African country.

She said, "Madonna knows very well that she adopted from a country without legal adoption, so it was an unusual situation."

Angie would love to adopt again, but will be smart about it. "I don't anticipate that being a problem for me because I don't intend to adopt a child from a country where there is no legal adoption."

Oh snap! So basically Angelina is saying that Madonna had problems, because she didn't do the research and is a dumbass. Yeah, I believe that. Madge should've really asked the Queen of Everything, Angelina where she should buy a kid.

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This is so stupid! A judge ruled today that Human rights organizations will help to decide if Madge is good enough to adopt David Banda. Judge Andrew Nyirenda ruled in favor of 67 Malawian human rights groups that want to assess if she is good enough to take care of a kid.

Madge and Guy Ritchie are currently one-month into a 14-month interim adoption. They were allowed to bring the baby home even though Malawi rules state that couples must go through an evaluation for a minimum of 18-months in Malawi.

One of the rights groups said, "I must stress that all along we have not been against the adoption but we only wanted Malawi's adoption laws clarified and followed to the letter," said Justin Dzonzi, a lawyer and chairman of the Human Rights Consultative Commission. "Today's ruling gives us the opportunity to clear (up) some gray areas surrounding adoption laws in Malawi."

Just leave her alone! I'm sure that little boy is happy to be in the lap of luxury and is pissed that these groups are trying to ruin it for him. Ugh, don't they have better things to do? I mean Madge grosses me out, but I have to say that I'm on her side.

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This is baby Jessica, no not the one that fell into that well, another one. She's from Malawi, the same place where Madge adopted David Banda. She wants to adopt 18-month-old Jessica, but the problem is that an Australian couple already has dibs on her. Two Australian missionaries are afraid that their adoption plans are in jeopardy, because of Madge.

The couple said, 'We knew Madonna was at the orphanage and she had met all the kids but we were already in the process of adopting Jessica and we hope we will be successful'.

If Madge doesn't get Jessica, she might not have to wait long for another. David Banda's father has remarried and his new wife is expecting their child. Madge can get this one right out of the oven!

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Madge is sporting a bruised face after she was shoved by a paparazzi at London's Heathrow airport. She was carrying her new son, David, when the photographer ran into her. A source said, "She had the baby in her arms when it happened. When she landed in London, there was a lot of pushing and shoving. She was jostled around. She got hit in the paparazzi's commotion."

Please, it was probably just a little shove. The elderly bruise easily.

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Madge is screwing herself over. She won't stop talking about this adoption thing. Her quotes are amazing though:

This is Madge: "Being married and having kids is not exactly simple no matter who you are. In fact, trying to make those things work is quite a challenge. Sometimes you drop the ball."

This is Me: "Um..so you suck at being a mom and you don't fuck your husband."

This is Madge: "I have to be mom and and wife and there are times when I should have, you know, hung out with my kids, and I just said, "No, I need a massage. I'm gonna do that instead. You know? And I’m gonna be selfish."

This is Me: "So your kids hate you, right? Do they draw pictures of you in flames? Can I have one? I need something to put over my toilet. But as long as it doesn't have any blue in it, that will just clash with everything."

This is Madge: "And you know, my son would say, 'How much longer is this gonna go on for? I mean, when are you gonna just be home?"

This is Me: "I think when he says "this" it means you being his mom. I think he wants you home, so he can kill you. Cause he hates you, you know. I'm sorry, sometimes the truth hurts. Oh and they are so glad you got that African baby, because Africans learn how to fire guns when they are like infants."

This is Madge: "Just staying home and looking after my children and being a mother and a wife is not what I want. I want more."

This is Me: "Ok..riddle me this. If you don't want to be a mother, why the hell did you buy a kid?! I don't want to drive and you don't see me buying a Ford!"

This is Madge: "Um... I do have a terrible temper."

This is Me: "So you hit your kids?"

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