Fergie

Friday, April 27th 2007

Greasy

 
Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Fuggie Fug...all these dumbasses are starting to look the same. They even dress the same. They all have that nasty-ass hair that's just begging to be washed. 
 
Fuggie arrived in Australia today for the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend. She needs to work less on her fitness and more on her hygiene. 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Fuggie Fug to Slaughter a Heart Classic

 
This is unnecessary and cruel, but Fuggie Fug will cover Heart's "Barracuda" for the upcoming Shrek soundtrack. The album will also include Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song," Paul McCartney and Wings' "Live and Let Die," Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle," the Ramones' "Do You Remember Rock'n'Roll Radio" and eels' "Royal Pain."
 
It's due out May 15th.
 
When I first read the headline "Fergie up for Shrek" I thought she was going to play the title character in the upcoming Broadway musical of Shrek . I mean, it's a role she was born to play. No make-up required!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 16th 2007

My Kind of Church Outfit

 
Flynet caught Fuggie Fug and Josh Duhamel on their way to church yesterday. FF opted for my favorite church outfit, spiked heels and skinny jeans. She also has some kind of spiked ball hanging from her purse. She's really turning it out for Jesus.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 13th 2007

Dog House, Literally

 
In honor of one of the slowest news day EVER, here's something you probably are too good to be reading about. Fuggie Fug and Josh Duhamel are moving into this Hollywood Hills home today.
 
Ironically enough it looks like a PRISON which is probably how Josh will see it in a few weeks. I hope it has enough toilets. 
 
Source: Celebrity Dog Watcher (watching Fuggie 24 hours a day)
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, April 7th 2007

Fuggie is NOT the New Dolly


Fuggie Fug was the musical guest on last night's "Charlotte Church Show" in England and the two sang a duet of Dolly Parton's "9 to 5."

It's a million times better than Jessica Simpson's version, but nobody does it like Dolly.

It pains me to say this, but Fuggie doesn't sound half bad.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 2nd 2007

WTF?


Don't ask any questions, just hit play. It's Alanis Morisette covering Fuggie Fug's "My Humps."

It's obviously a joke, but does Alanis have that much time on her hands? Oh yeah...no man..no career...

VIA Pitchfork

Thanks Mat

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 2nd 2007

Fuggie Fug Likes Coochie

 
Fuggie Fug plays a dyke in her new movie "Grindhouse" and she didn't have to reach deep for inspiration. She said that she started getting lesbo very early on due to her strict Catholic upbringing.
 
"I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl.

"I won't say how many men I have slept with, although it's not many, but I am a very sexual person."

 
How many men? Probably millions. Methheads will take it up the ass for a hit. Her face does look like it's been dick-slapped a lot.
 
Here's cardboard Fuggie and Taboo at the Nick Kids Choice Awards on Saturday. Cardboard Fuggie has more brain cells than the real thing!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, April 1st 2007

Fuggie Fug is Looking Hot!


Above is a parody of "Fergalicious" from NYC performer Greg Scarnici.

Fergie should've put this out instead the original video. She looks way hotter and those back-up dancers are beyond. Bring the chunk, I love it.

Thanks Efren

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 22nd 2007

My Favorite Methface!

Fergie is so smart! In a recent interview she was asked what she thought about the fur issue.

She said, "I don’t buy new furs but do have some vintage ones. I’d like to educate myself more on the issue."

Where's there to educate?! What a dumb ho!

Above is my favorite methface at Nobu's 10th anniversary party in London last night.


Source

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 21st 2007

Fuggie Fug From Outer Space!!!

Fergie already had it bad enough with that hideous mug and now she's adding some hideous sunglasses to the picture? Sucio! The coat is hot, but the owner is FUG! Here's Fuggie leaving GMTV studios in London today.

H-I-D-E-O-U-S

Posted by: Michael K


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