Brats

Madonna and David Banda arrived in the States yesterday to blab more about the adoption. Madge has already told her story on Oprah, but she isn’t stopping there. She arrived in NYC where she will appear on NBC News, The Today Show and Dateline. Lourdes and Rocco came along for the ride.

In other David Banda news, his birth father has backed off claims that he didn’t know Madge was taking his son for good and now says he is fine with everything. He’s happy that Madge and Guy Ritchie will give his son a good life.

Why is she blabbing about this again? That’s the thing with Madge, she can’t let things go. She went on Oprah and set the record straight, shutting up a lot of people. Don’t we know everything already?

That being said, I want a Banda.

Source

The 13th Annual Dream Halloween event was held in Santa Monica, CA yesterday and brought out the Dlisters!! Jamie Lee Curtis went all out as some sort of pirate king thing. I love the fact that this ho doesn't care. She's fug as hell and looks like a fool, but bitch don't care. Dakota Fanning kind of creeps me out as Snow White.

I can totally relate to the spawn of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Violet. We both have ears that take up half of our head. If I got a haypenny for every single time I've been called "Dumbo" I'd be one baller bitch. That being said, there are many advantages to big ears. Like...um...like...you can hear better. No scratch that. Ok, you can...ok there's no advantages to it. But I think Violet is the hotness.

Angelina Jolie is currently in India filming “A Mighty Hard-On” with Brad Pitt and company. She’s grown to love India so much that she’s looking to buy a very special memento; a baby! Yup, bitch is looking to add yet another flavor to her harem.

A source said, “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can't guarantee she won't fall in love with a little girl. Whichever they end up with, they'd like to name the child India to honor its homeland”

The pair have apparently window shopped in a few orphanages last week. Angelina has said in the past that she would love one big multi-cultural family.

Maddox is still the OG and has no reason to worry. I’m sure he’s kicking ass and taking names.

Source

Have we been duped by Britney Spears?! We all seem to think that her recent baby’s name is Sutton Pierce Federline or SPF2 as I like to call him. Well, this may not be in the case. Fans are now claiming that the baby’s name is Jayden James.
A friend of KFed’s said, "Grandma Federline calls the child Jayden."
JJF?! Damn! Not only that, but JJF may be a girl! KFed once joked a while ago that his newest kid was possibly a girl and now sources claim that it’s a girl! Britney’s bodyguards were caught shopping in Malibu and buying little girl crap.

She sent her bodyguard to buy clothes? This makes so much sense. No wonder bitch looks like trash. Her effin bodyguard is her stylist!
Source