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Little Hansons Are Taking Over The World!

The youngest of the Hansons, Zac Hanson, is expecting a baby. Zac, 22, and his wife Kate, 23, told People, "I am utterly thrilled at the thought of becoming a father. This is the most amazing time for us. It's the most romantic thing we've ever done." The most romantic thing? Pregnant farts. Morning sickness. Pickle craving. So romantic.

Wait, do they mean the sex part? The Hansons are capable of having sex?

This will be the 5th Hanson baby. Zac's brother, Taylor, has 3 kids and his other brother, Isaac, has 1.

The Hanson babies are taking over the world! Save yourselves! They will sing Mmmm....Bop over and over again in your ear until your brain explodes.

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Knocked Up

Are You Getting The Shot?

Larry Birkhead took 14-month-old DanniHope out shopping on the pap crowded Robertson Blvd. yesterday. The two stopped by Kitson spending her mommy's dough. Don't you just love how he's holding his trophy for all the world to see? He totally got baby holding tips from Tom Cruise.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Liam Goes Shopping

Tori's head looks like a Nutter Butter cookie. We all know why mannies take those jobs (this guy is the manny, right?) because they all hope to score with mom. This dude must have a thing for salamander eyes and a peanut shaped heads.

Here's Tori, Liam and some mystery dude, Liam looks like he's pondering what his future will hold... he's thinking "Will I get my fathers looks, or will I be doomed to a life of the Spelling curse, ugly as homemade sin?"

Splash, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Fug • Tori Spelling

Too Good To Smile

It's been awhile since we've seen these two! Ok it's only been a month, but still! That's too long!

Heidi and Seal took my favorite celebrity brats Henry and Johan out for a walk yesterday. Usually Henry is the grouch but Johan be the badass for once. Leni's too good for this and decided to sit this photo op out.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Heidi Klum

Another Miracle!

My prayers have been answered! I can sleep at night now!!!

People reports that Nancy Grace got to take her daughter Lucy Elizabeth home from the hospital yesterday. Her twin brother John David was released on Thursday. After Nancy had a C-section on November 4th, all three were hospitalized due to Nancy developing fluid in her lungs and the babies being preemies. Nancy was released on November 16th and John David was released Thanksgiving day.

Her rep Patty Caruso flapped her gums and told People that she's "thrilled" to have them both home and "She is over four pounds and doing extremely well. Nancy is so happy to have both her children home with her."

The question is, are they happy to be home with the devil?! How long will it be before her twins hitchike out of there due to their mothers crazy ass??

People

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Crazy • Hotness

Nancy Brings A Baby Home!

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

People reports that Nancy Grace has taken one of her twins home from the hospital. 48-year-old Nancy gave birth to John David and Lucy Elizabeth on November 4th. They were preemies, because old memaws usually have problems with pregnancy. Nancy was also briefly hospitalized.

Nancy's rep said, "Nancy is thrilled that John David will be home for Thanksgiving. She is praying that Lucy Elizabeth comes home soon, too."

Lucy Elizabeth is expected to be released soon. Nancy and family are hoping to return to New York this December.

Lucy probably caught an episode of her mommy's show and is scared to come home. I wonder what Nancy eats for Thanksgiving? Human male nuts? Probably. Male nuts roasting on an open fire....

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Crazy • Hotness

Baby Borat Comes Out

There's the Borat baby! Little Olive is cute and everything. Newborns pretty much all look the same, but damn Borat is one tall drink of sexy.

Isla Fisher is one lucky Aussie. I bet he has major hairy ass though. Like you can probably braid the hair on his taint.

Anyway, here's this lovely family outside the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Splash

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Brats • Hotness

Charles IS In Charge

Chachi's a daddy! Life & Style reports that Scott Baio's girlfriend, Renee Sloan, gave birth to their kid on November 2nd. The baby girl weighed in at 5 pounds, 10 ounces.

A source close to the couple said, “Scott’s over the moon — he’s changing diapers and getting up at night to help with feedings."

You'll also be able to see Renee popping out her baby during season 2 of "Scott Baio Is 45...And Single." They filmed the birth for his reality show. Is anything sacred anymore?

This is Scott's first kid. No word on the name yet, but I think Joanie would be appropriate.

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • Hotness • The "Who Cares?" News

Tomi Rae Hynie Has Some Competition

73-year-old Velma Warren Brown from Georgia married James Brown in 1953. Velma filed court papers in South Carolina claiming they never got a divorce. The couple had 3 kids and lived together for 17 years. She is the first Mrs. James Brown.

Velma wants a piece of James Brown's estate.

James' fourth wife, Tomi Rae Hynie (above with James), has also been in battle for his estate. Tomi was infamously locked out of James Brown's mansion when he died.

Velma meet Tomi. Now battle it out! Velma better watch her ass, because Tomi is this close to completely losing her mind.

I bet you at least 2 more women will come forward claiming to be James Brown's wife before the year is up. Ladies man.

Source: Associated Press

Posted by: Michael K

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Brats • SCANDAL

Ptolemy?!

One of the worst actresses around, Gretchen Mol, gave birth to a baby boy last month and I guess nobody cared. She announced it to People Magazine yesterday. Gretchen and her director husband, Tod Williams, had the baby in NYC on September 10th.

They named the poor child Ptolemy John Williams.

This isn't Ancient Greece! I don't even know how to pronounce that crap. Just because you name your child after some olden times smart person doesn't mean your kid is going to be a genius.

From now on the damn State needs to name celebrity children. Celebs are incapable of doing so themselves.

Posted by: Michael K

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