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Wednesday, August 1st 2007
Murphy Brown Needs Dough
Scary Spice and her lawyer, Gloria Allred, held a press conference this afternoon to discuss their paternity suit against Eddie Murphy. Scary basically wants child support and for her kid to have a daddy. Blah blah blah
Gloria said she wants to legally establish that Eddie is the father of Murphy Brown. She said, "We've had communication with his attorney, and now we're moving forward."
"Murphy was promising to do the right thing, but to date he has not done the right thing. Mr. Murphy can have all the babies he chooses to have, but his responsibility needs to be to his own children. [Brown] is seeking sole physical and legal custody."
DNA tests back in June revealed that Eddie was Murphy Brown's bio-father, but legal paternity has not been acknowledged.
That's all fine and everything, but Gloria is rich...right? Like really rich? So why can't she fix that nose! It's totally pointing one direction. I'm sorry, but if I was a judge I just couldn't take a woman with a nose that crooked seriously. Call me vain and then call me sexy, but you can call me vain first.
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Thursday, July 26th 2007
I Thought It Would Never Happen
Naomi Watts has finally popped after being pregnant for like 12 years now. She gave birth early this morning in Los Angeles. No word on the sexy (a typo I'm keeping) or name of the baby. I'm guess the name is boring and the sexy is boring, because these two are BORING.
A source said, "Naomi was planning on giving birth next week-- her due date was early August -- but since she insisted on delivering naturally, she knew there was a chance she would have the baby before the due date. That's what wound up happening."
"This is a dream come true for both of them and they've done everything in their power to make it as special as possible, right down to staying in the dark about the baby's sex right up until Naomi gave birth."
Finally! I was starting to feel bloated just looking at pictures of her.
UPDATE - They had a boy weighing in at 8 lbs., 4 oz. They have named him Alexander Pete Schreiber. I told you. BORING! Congrats!
Source: Life & Style Weekly
Thursday, July 26th 2007
The 50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names
The British Times Online have come up with the 50 craziest celebrity baby names. Now, most of these babies on the list are British, but how could they forget the craziest baby name of all-time!
When Lil' Mo had her second daughter in 2005 she shocked everyone by naming her "God'iss Love Stone." GOD'ISS LOVE! How is this little girl going to get through life? Maybe if they call her "Love" but "God'iss?!" Oh how I would hate my mom forever.
You can click here to see the Times Online full list, but I've listed some of the crazier ones below:
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Kal-El Coppola: Nicolas Cage
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
And they forgot to add Jordan's "Princess Tiaamii" to that list!
Tuesday, July 17th 2007
Good Timing
Tom Brady started dating Gisele Bundchen shortly after he split from Bridget Moynahan. Well, Bridge turned out to be pregnant with his baby. Tom and Gis seem to be happy and he's even flying his family out to spend time with her at her Italian villa. There looks to be trouble in paradise though and the reason is Bridge's due date.
Bridge is due to pop out Tom's baby on Friday. Friday is Gis' Barfday! AHAHAHAH! Best timing ever! Bridge better hold those legs together until Friday. If Gis and Tom stay together that will eff up that day for them forever! Celebrate with your only child or celebrate with the skank you left your knocked up girlfriend for?
Source: Page Six
Monday, July 16th 2007
Tori And Child
Tori Spelling brought baby Liam (and reality show cameras) for a day at the beach. Liam is like what....4-months old? He's huge! He looks happy. Whatever. Let's hope he takes after daddy in the face department.
Tuesday, July 10th 2007
Crack Baby
According to Amy Winehouse's daddy, her marriage not on the rocks and things are going so well that Amy is planning to have a brat.
Her daddy said, "(Amy and Blake) are thinking of having children soon. She is all caught up in her career at the moment but she often talks about wanting a baby. You just never know what she's going to do next. Amy will probably want to carry on writing and singing so I've told her I would help out with a baby. Her mum Janis and me can fight over who looks after him or her! I wouldn't want Amy to have a nanny, we'll giver her all the help she needs."
Caught up with her career? Bitch would rather booze than work! She better not even think of breastfeeding! Sucking on Winehouse titty is like downing a 40.
Sunday, July 8th 2007
Don't Mess With Colin
Colin Farrell did not look happy yesterday when arriving at LAX with his son James. It looks like he bitched out an autograph seeker.
He looks like a good daddy. Protective and shit. I used to think he was just dirty looking, but now he's kind of hot in a dirty way. I bet thatt beard totally smells like lady though.
Friday, July 6th 2007
This Woman Just Had A Baby
Keri Russell had baby River a month ago and she's already almost back to normal. Damn, she totally had a tummy tuck I bet. Yeah right, she's not the type.
Fun fact, did you know that you can't have a kid after you've had a tummy tuck? Well, my friend had a patient that got knocked up after she had her tuck. Not a good idea. Her stomach muscles wouldn't expand, so the baby didn't have room to grow. What a moron. I know, what a lovely story. I'm such a downer.
Cheer yourself by looking at River.
Source: ICYDK
Friday, June 29th 2007
Hot Hair
It's one of those days! Slooowwwww. If anyone has a wortwhile story, send that shit to me! I've been forced to publish photos of Marcia Cross and her cute baby. Great, I post something that I have nothing negative to say. Well, that hat is all sorts of fug.
Marcia is getting ready to leave for France to attend Eva Longoria's wedding on 7/7/07. I guess that's the day to get married. So dorky.
Sunday, June 24th 2007
Audrey Is A Wonderful Daughter And Human Being
I know I'm posting back to back "The Soup" clips, but I saw this on "My Super Sweet 16" last week and couldn't believe this girl. Meet Audrey from Miami. Her mother decides to surprise her with a brand new Lexus on her Birthday. Audrey loses her shit and curses her mother out, because the car was not given to her on the day of her splashy party. What a lovely girl.
I really can't believe Audrey's mother held her cool. I probably would've ended up in jail for slapping the shit out of her. Kudos to Audrey's mother. In the end Audrey didn't get the car and her mother returned it.
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