Brats

 

I didn't know KFed's baby mama, Shar Jackson, had so many kids! The two youngest ones are KFed's and then she has two older ones. Shar is 30 and her kids are aged 16, 11, 4 and 2. Damn! She's a busy (and fertile) woman.

 

Here's the Jackson clan at the Ratatouille premiere on Friday night. Homegirl has looks majorly skinny.

 

 

 

Keri Russell actually does her own laundry and uses a granny cart to transport it?! That's sort of hot. I fucking hate granny carts though. Bitches are always running over my precious toes with it. Anyhow, here's Keri Russell and a baby or possibly a bundle of apples in NYC yesterday.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only did Julia Roberts give birth to a boy named Henry yesterday, but two others popped one out. Keri Russell aka Felicity and her husband, Shane Deary, had a son in NYC on June 9th. They named him River Russell Deary.

 

Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, popped out a girl yesterday named Sam Alexis. This is their first kid together.

 

Expect Nicole Richie to give birth next. I bet you she's like 9-months knocked up! Hey, that's as big as she's going to get! 

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie showed off the entire crew sans Pax while running errands in NYC yesterday. Shiloh made a rare appearance which forced Maddox to walk. You know he was pissed.

 

Babies really never close their mouths, do they? Flies could get up in there!  

 

 

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

The Hoff is victorious! He left a courtroom a few minutes ago and told TMZ that he won custody of his two kids. The Hoff's alleged crazy bitch wife, Pamela Bach, was seen crying in the halls of the court. She was heard telling her lawyer Debra Opri, "What am I gonna say? I just lost my kids."

 

Debra Opri is infamously known as Larry Birkhead's former lawyer. She's a real winner.

 

You know those kids are probably better off with the Hoff's drunk ass. He may be a drunk, but he's not completely insane like Pamela.

 

Poor kids. Angelina really should take them in. She'll be two steps closer to her goal of 14 kids.

 

 

 

It was another media circus today when Brad Pitt took Pax to the doctors. He's probably going to the shrink, because that looks a mess. He looks scared as shit! I would be too if I had a bunch of rhinos clammering for a photograph. Maddox should give him lessons on how to showboat. Actually, Maddox should have his own school for celeb kids teaching them how to steal the spotlight form their parents. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meg Ryan and her two bought kids are in Hawaii. Daisy is an absolute doll and I think she should date Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. I would recommend her to Maddox, but he'd most likely would rather do her hair than get kissy. My kind of kid.

 

And it looks like Meg Ryan's had a little body work to go with her face work.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead is becoming the hardest working girl in Hollywood! Larry brought his daughter out for an interview with FoxNews' Greta Van Susteren.  

 

Anna Nicole was a natural brunette, right? Larry's natural hair color is who knows! She's sweet and they look happy and BLAH BLAH BLAH...but where's Sugarpie?! What did Larry do with her! 

 

 

VIA ONTD

 

 

 

 

 

Celestia aka Anne Heche has lost primary custody of her 5-year-old son with Coley Laffoon. Anne's crazy ass accused Coley of being nuttier than her. One of her examples on why Coley was a "bad father" was that he took their son to one of his poker games. Yeah, call CPS!

 

Coley will also get child and spousal support, but sources claim it's way below the $33,000 a month he requested. Anne was accused of lying to make her ex-husband look worse, so she can get custody.

 

Anne left Coley for her "Men in Trees" co-star. She also infamously took too much ectasy and wandered into the desert claiming she was the daughter of Jesus, Celestia. That was a few years ago shortly after her break-up with Ellen Degeneres.

 

I guess the crazy hasn't left her ass yet! 

 

Source: E!

 

 

Britney Spears and family left Hawaii yesterday after a few days of fun in the sun. They were in Puerto Vallarta before that. Awww.....JJ looks so sweet and comfortable. Wait, is he dead? I guess the rumors about him having fetal alcohol syndrome aren't true. He looks normal to me!

 

In other Brit Brit news. Crazy-ass-Icelandic-bitch Bjork feels for Britney. Bjork knows how it feels to have the media after your ass. Remember when she went beserk on that journalist in the airport? That was hot.

 

Bjork said, "I definitely feel sympathy for Britney, but I had a choice. I could move away. She can't."

 

Yeah, she can! She can move out of Los Angeles and live on a farm in the middle of nowhere or something. She can also stop acting the fool in pubic and people will forget about her. She does have a choice! 

 

 

Source: Post Chronicle