Ginge Beauties

Last night this picture of Rupert Grint allegedly starring in a one-ginge version of The Sorcerer's Stoned (or Chambers of Sassafras, or Order of the Bong, etc...) at a Harry Potter cast party went around and some are saying it's a look-alike and others are adding this to the reasons why they get a heart-on for Ron Weasley. The Study of Rupert Grint's Facial Features class starts as the same time as my Sketching DanRad's Dick class, so I lack the expertise needed to make a qualified decision.

Either way, this picture is still a gift, because it has a mop of ginger, a bong and arm muscles that look like hard ass cheeks. At least, I see a pair of hard ass cheeks when I look at his arm muscles, but that could be the contact high typing.

Source: Stupid Celebrities via ONTD

That's if you're not already on the floor from "stop, drop and rolling" after being hit by a flaming ball of scorching hot loveliness flying out off of the tips of Rojo Caliente's delicate eyelashes. Just when I thought another weekend was going to roll by without being blessed by rays from the gayelle sun, these pictures bear hugged my eyeballs and gave me a reason to go on. Because we all know that Rojo Caliente is the cure for the common everything! This is totally me right now.

Here we have the always beautiful human soul defibrillator and her queen holding court at the Royal Home Depot Ball in Vermont yesterday. No, they are really at the Susan G. Komen Global Awards at the Kennedy Center in DC last night. The new Goddess of Fire looked beautifully handsome in another handmade, one-of-a-kind tuxedo from Men's Warehouse exclusive "Sharp As All Fuck" collection. And only Cynthia Nixon can pull off a gown made from bed sheets charred by Rojo's touch.

How those men behind Rojo and Mrs. Rojo can just sit there like nothing is beyond me. This is some "get on your knees and worship until you pass out" shit.

True fact: That is not a light behind Olympic gold medalist Shaun White. That's the bright beam of light that radiates off of his ginger fall of follicles. If you're ever caught in a blackout, make sure Shauna White is with you. Not only will he light the room, but if you pull your top up, his ginger fire will warm the nip out of your nipples.

So how does Shaun White keep his hair Rojo Caliente fresh? People asked the US snowboarder this majorly importante question, and he answered:

“My secret is an awesome new product – called water. It’s pretty curly on its own. I just use the hotel shampoo and conditioner and wash it every other day, because otherwise it gets huge. Two days of snowboarding in a helmet helps — it looks better dirtier.”

Shampoo and water? Uh huh. Translation: Shaun's beauty secret is just that.....A SECRET! You know Shaun marinates his hair in a bowl of saffron water every night and sleeps with a cap full of chili oil and hot sauce. We know the ginge truth!