Engagements
Wednesday, November 14th 2007
Peter Pan Dude Is Getting Married!
The Peter Pan dude aka Randy Constan has been a regular fixture on my caption contests and he's become some sort of internet celebrity. Well, homegirl got engaged....to a woman!
On Saturday Oct. 7, 2007, At our favorite club "The Castle", I proposed to my wonderful Princess Dorothy/Tink. With much emotion and excitement for both of us, well, the title says it all... She Said Yes!. Some of my friends I see more often have known for a week or longer I'd been planning this.And I suppose I could have planned this better, to have pictures taken that night and such. But I guess I had only a few thoughts on my mind that evening, and the fanfare and cameras simply were not among them. The night was wonderful, with Tom, the DJ taking the time to make a big "official" announcement over the sound system, and Tia, our favorite bartender, making sure we had 'toasting' material at hand. Many friends congratulated us, and I'm surely in big trouble with the boi-friends of a lot of grrls we know at the club
He goes on to say that they haven't figured out a date, but he promises it will be a fairy tale wedding. That fairy better invite my ass! That's the celebrity wedding of the decade!
If you aren't familiar with his work go visit his fashion pages . Homegirl knows how to pose. Gisele...what?! Naomi....who?! Kate....nu uh! This bitch can school them all.
VIA ONTD
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Thursday, October 25th 2007
Sour Like Hayden
Cast members on the set of "Heroes" have denied that Milo Ventimiglia is dating their resident perky troll, Hayden Pantyairs. InTouch however reports that Milo bought Hayden a very special gift for her Birthday.
He reportedly bought her an 18k gold ring from Tiffany & Co for around $2,000. He had it inscribed with "Sweet Like Hayden."
SICK! Sour like Hayden is more like it! I'm not threatened though. He only dropped $2,000 on that troll! Actually, he probably got that shit for free. Re-gifting!
Friday, October 12th 2007
He Can Do So Much Better
Rose McGowan is engaged to director Robert Rodriguez reports People Magazine . Robert left his wife for Rose's plastic ass face after they met on the set of Planet Terror. Robert had five kids with his ex-wife!
Rose was previously engaged to Marilyn Manson.
Rose and Robert are also getting ready to ruin the classic film "Barbarella." Filming starts soon on the remake. Hopefully Robert finds another piece before then which will prevent Rose from ruining this classic!
Congrats to the couple, but Rose better watch herself! What goes around comes around!
Friday, October 5th 2007
Bitch Is Smart
Vanessa Manilafolders has reportedly demanded that Nick Lachey marry her annoying ass without a prenup. 26-year-old Vanessa gave 33-year-old Nick till the end of the year to make it legal.
A source told The National Enquirer, "Vanessa loves Nick, but she’s prepared to walk if he’s not willing to marry her. And she’s not going to get involved in a prenuptial agreement. She feels marriage is forever, and she doesn’t want to begin a lifelong commitment by signing an agreement that’s just an out for a divorce."
More like she wants some of that Jessica Simpson money! Hahaha...."Dear Jessica, I'm fucking your ex and spending your money!"
Vanessa is a gold digger doing it right. Don't hate. She may be annoying, but at least she's not stupid! Well....that's still debatable.
Source: Celebitchy
Wednesday, August 22nd 2007
Smile, You're Going To The Clink!
Foxy Brown entered a Manhattan court this morning, yes dressed like that, to listen to a judge demand that she go to jail for violating her probation. Foxy is apparently 3-months pregnant and engaged, but that didn't stop the judge from immediately putting her in jail until her next hearing.
Foxy was on probation for assault charges, but two incidents in the past two weeks violated that. A source told TMZ Foxy's face was "priceless" when the female judge handed down her sentence.
So let me get this straight...Foxy gets thrown in the clink, but Lohan is most likely not going to serve more than 4 days for using cocaine while driving?
And Dreamboat Doherty violates his probation on a daily basis and he's still not in the big house?
Don't get me wrong, Foxy is a crazy bitch and belongs there...but so do the rest of those skanks!
Saturday, August 18th 2007
It's A Nice Day For A Douche Wedding
Yes I'm alive you dumb whores! Sorry I didn't post much yesterday afternoon and I'm getting a late start now. I'm in the process of moving, because I was evicted for being a piece of trash.
Anyway, in case you give a hell. Sources told TMZ that Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are engaged. He apparently told people at the Hot 99.5 concert in DC last night. Yeah, shocking news. They probably don't want Baby Thumbelina to be a bastard. I give that whole marriage 1 year, IF THAT!
P.S. - Have you ever noticed in TMZ comments that someone there is OBSESSED with Amy Sedaris. Like CRAZY obsessed.
Monday, July 30th 2007
Money Is Blind
37-year-old Angie Everheart is engaged to 64-year-old Joe Pesci. The 5'10" former fiancee of Sylvester Stallone accepted an 8 carat diamond ring from 5'4" Joe in Atlantic City earlier this month.
A source told The National Enquirer that the two have been friends for 7 years, but love only happened recently.
This would be her second marriage and his fifth.
Angie needs money? I thought she had her own. Come on, that's the only reason she's marrying Joe, right? Bitch is getting up there and probably wants to settle down with a rich bitch while she can.
Aww...Joe ain't that bad. He probably eats like a beaver.
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007
A Very Fugly Engagement
According to UsWeekly Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from "The Hills" are engaged. The two douches got engaged last night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara. Spencer presented Heidi and her new tits with a diamond encrusted band with a pink stone. Flashy and gross.
A source said, "She said 'yes.' She's over the moon!"
The Hills will be back this Summer and this will be the perfect season opener. When Spencer sleeps with her best friend and breaks Heidi's heart, that will make the perfect season closer.
I'm sure they have it all planned out.
Image: Flynet
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Johnny Depp Might Be Marrying This
The myserious illness of Johnny Depp's 7-year-old daughter inspired him to propose to the baby mama, Vanessa Paradis. Johnny and Vanessa's daughter, Lily-Rose, was in the hospital last month after contracting E.coli shutting down her kidneys. Lily is fully recovered and ready to take part in her parent's wedding.
The couple have been together for 8 years and are looking to make it legal in the French village of Plan de la Tour this Summer.
Johnny needs to hand over that AMEX and make Vanessa get those bottle openers fixed first. While she's doing that she might as well drag Amy Winehouse along too.
That being said, I think this is my favorite Hollywood couple. They hate the drama which is boring for us, but good for them.
Source: Starpulse - Image: SplashNewsOnline
Thursday, April 12th 2007
Katey & Petey are Engaged
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss performed in London last night and Petey dedicated a song called "KP Nuts" to his "beautiful fiancee." Kate confirmed this by wearing an engagement ring.
There's nothing like crackheads in love. I love Kate and Petey and they truly are my favorite couple. I love nothing more than two crazy pieces of trash finding love. Yes, I feel sorry for her daughter, but think of all the money she will make on that tell-all.
And I doubt these two are going to tie the knot.
Source: Daily Mail
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