Engagements

Who knew Salma Hayek was engaged?! Homegirl is engaged to some fugly businessman named Francois-Henri Pinault. She has also answered to the rumors that she's pregnant by confirming that she's indeed knocked up by that French dude. The two have kept a low-profile and have only been out in public a couple of times.

Her rep said, "Businessman, François-Henri Pinault, and his fiancée, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child."

Congrats! Let's hope the baby inherits her genes and not his. And if it's a girl let's hope she inherits her mother's BIGGEST assets!

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Stop the madness! Eminem and Kim Mathers may be engaged for a third time. The pair have already divorced and married, twice! Kim was recently on some news show talking about being single and how hard it was getting over her marriage.

The pair apparently ended things, because of Eminem's infidelities.

Rapper and friend of Eminem, Akon, might have spilled the beans about their third engagement. He said, "Eminem still loves Kim. They have one of those relationships where they are off one minute and back together the next. He can't live with her and he can't live without her. But they are meant for each other. They are engaged again."

Eminem is like the ghetto Erica Kane. Does Kim get even more cash with every divorce? If so, she's a genius.

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Benji Madden is engaged to his girlfriend Sophie Monk, an Australian actress her rep reports to People.

The rep said, "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends."

Um...why did he have to say the name of the ring? Product placement!

Sophie and Benji have only been public with their relationship for about 4 months. Benji's other brother, Joel Madden, is currently dating Nicole Richie after a public break-up with Hilary Duff.

Both of these Maddens are all sorts of fug. I have no idea how in the hell Benji scored this hot chick? Does homegirl just want a green card? Image Source

Parasite Hilton showed up to an event in Los Angeles on Monday night wearing a huge rock on her engagement finger sparking rumors that she's promised to Nachos. The two have recently sparked their disgusting romance after a few months of being broken up.

Witnesses say the ring looked faker than her hair. When asked about it, she wouldn't talk. Methinks dumb ass wanted some attention since Brit Brit stole her thunder by exposing her thunder twat.

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Eva LongWHORIA and her on-and-off again boyfriend, Tony Parker, have become engaged. Her rep confirms it, "Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple have never been happier."

She is 31 and he's 24. This will be her second marriage and his first.

I'm happy for her. Some great quotes will come out of this. Eva loves to blab about everything and I'm sure she'll tell us every detail about her nauseating wedding.

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Grey's Anatomy star, Ellen Pompeo, is engaged to boyfriend, Chris Ivery. He's a music executive and they've been dating for three years. They met at a grocery store. Yeah, like she buys food?

I'm not sure if he's hot yet. Give me a minute. She's a dog, but he could be do-able.

Ok, I'm already bored with them and after giving him a second..yes I'd hit it.

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Damn! Damn! Damn! Brian Austin Green aka David Silver aka Horse Hung is off the market. Well, legally anyway. He is in the process of getting married to Megan Fox. The two have been together for two years. Brian, 33, and Megan, 20, have not set a date and may possibly elope.

David has a kid with Vanessa Marcil aka Brenda from General Hospital.

I only care, because Brian is said to be packing large. Otherwise, he's a douche. Megan Fox is kind of hot though. I will cut her though. Nothing comes between me and ten inches. Well, maybe a cheese pretzel.

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Kate Moss was photographed at London’s Heathrow airport with a ring on her wedding finger. Kate was returning from a trip to Italy where she performed with Pete Doherty and Babyshambles.

The couple were seen in a jewelry store over the weekend, picking out the ring.

And to top it all off, there are pregnancy rumors!

Jewelry store my ass! That crackhead stole it off of an elderly lady’s hand I know it! That’s an old woman’s ring. I can smell the Jean Nate from here!

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