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Who Are These People And Why Are They Famous?

I ask you this! Why the hell are Billy Ray Cyrus and his horsie-mouthed daughter famous? Billy Ray's fame should've stayed in the early 90s. I watched like 10-minutes of that Hannah Montana crap and it was so boring that I started to chew my toe nails. I would've done that anyway yes, but watching that sped up the process.

I mean that chick was in Page Six today, because she broke up with one of the Jonas Brothers. Her shit should stay in BOP! and Tiger Beat. What the hell? She's like 15 or some shit. They'll be back together by Sunday. That's how teen break-ups work. I know every tween, fetus, baby and some creepy older men dig her ass, but I don't get it.

I feel so ancient blabbing about this. Ignore everything I just said.

Here's Miley and Billy Ray in NYC on Xmas Day.

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Topanga Busted!

Topanga from "Boys Meets World" was arrested on Thursday in Orange County on a drunk driving warrant from Los Angeles County. 26-year-old Danielle Fishel was stopped in a car she was riding in shortly after 5am. I guess they checked everyone out, because her warrant turned up. Busted!

The former NutriSystem spokeswhore and current Tyra Banks Show correspondent was taken in and released shortly after.

I need the mug shot, because you know that shit is going to be BUSTED! Her face was made for a busted ass mug shot. She needs good lighting and a good angle and without that, she's screwed. Bring on the shot!

Source

Thanks Friedom

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Barf Wedding

FoxNews has it on good authority that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders will make it legal this weekend. A source said the two will become 1 at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas. 27-year-old Vanessa arrived with a full entourage yesterday.

34-year-old Nick has been married once before to that big-tittied frog named Jessica Simpson.

Can't wait for the reality show, because you know there's going to be one. Jessica is probably crying into Papa Joe's arms. PJ is probably working overtime trying to get Jessica and Tony Romo photographed again this weekend, so it looks like she's completely moved on and could care less about Nick getting married.

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Charles IS In Charge

Chachi's a daddy! Life & Style reports that Scott Baio's girlfriend, Renee Sloan, gave birth to their kid on November 2nd. The baby girl weighed in at 5 pounds, 10 ounces.

A source close to the couple said, “Scott’s over the moon — he’s changing diapers and getting up at night to help with feedings."

You'll also be able to see Renee popping out her baby during season 2 of "Scott Baio Is 45...And Single." They filmed the birth for his reality show. Is anything sacred anymore?

This is Scott's first kid. No word on the name yet, but I think Joanie would be appropriate.

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I Can Breathe Again

Yes, I've been following this Nancy Grace hospital drama closer than I follow my own bowel movements (I keep a calendar). It's because Nancy is what I yearn to be. I yearn to be a 40-something Grade-A CUNT that will tear you a new one, but is also a little girl lost inside. Anyhow, Nancy is out of the hospital. REJOICE!

People reports that Nancy was released today after being hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy. Nancy's twins are still in the hospital.

Nancy rep said, "'Home' is merely a word. Nancy and David are spending all their time visiting the twins at the hospital. Nancy hopes to bring the babies home for Thanksgiving. They have so much to be grateful for."

Home is merely a word? That is so touching. She must've gotten that from a damn pillow.

Now I can booze until my kidneys fall out this weekend without guilt. I was going to do that anyway, but my reason would've been to get over the pain of Nancy being in the hospital. See how that works? There's always a reason to booze!

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Dog House, Literally

In honor of one of the slowest news day EVER, here's something you probably are too good to be reading about. Fuggie Fug and Josh Duhamel are moving into this Hollywood Hills home today.

Ironically enough it looks like a PRISON which is probably how Josh will see it in a few weeks. I hope it has enough toilets.

Source: Celebrity Dog Watcher (watching Fuggie 24 hours a day)

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Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson in bloody, bar, bouncer fight! - Celebitchy

People think Selma Blair had brain surgery - ICYDK

My Little Pony Parker's fashion line inspired by homeless twins - Jossip

Whitney Houston is back in the studio today! - SOW

Ewan McGregor is still hot on crutches - Mollygood

Production on "Sweeney Todd" halted so Johnny Depp can take care of his daughter - INO

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RIP Richard Jeni - Glitterati

Foxy Brown can't drive - Rhymes With Snitch

Antonella Barba says she won't do any kind of porn - give her a week - Celebitchy

Nikki Cox to get "Fugly" - ICYDK

Ken Paves effs up Asshole Simpson even more - SOW

Did Paris Hilton get a boob job? - INO

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Joe Simpson says no rehab for his girls...they just probably need a little shot of the love juice from papa to get cured...ugh - SOW

Jennifer Garner wants another kid...let's hope it's cuter than her current one - ICYDK

Borat is totally selling out by going on American Idol! - INO

Antonella Barface gets an offer to be Joe Francis' next jack off tape - Derek Hail

The pants for your gay boyfriend - BWE

Here cums Kim Kardashian's sex tape - Celebitchy

JHud is a damn idiot for turning down 3 million - CL

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Rachel McAdams looking sort-of hot in Elle - ICYDK Frankie Muniz with a mohawk is not hot - SOW Sienna Miller likes drugs - Gabsmash Parasite and Vince Vaughn?!!!! - INO Jared Leto is such a hardcore rock star that he broke his nose during a concert - CN Fishsticks is rubbing off on Chris Martin - MSNBC