Janet Jackson

Lady And The Troll

Janet Jackson really looks like a Cocker Spaniel puppy with that hair and huge eyes. Not a good look, especially standing next to Troll Dupri. They make a happy couple. Fugly, but happy. I want to see them do that "spaghetti scene" from Lady and the Tramp. That would make my day.

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Janet Jackson

Surgery! That's How You Kept It Off!

What is with this new trend of celebrities declaring "How They Got Skinny" on the cover of tabloid magazines? They are all doing it and it's annoying. We know how they did it and they are just flaunting it in our faces, because we can't afford it!

Anyway, Janet Jackson told UsWeekly that she lost it from "diet and excercise" aka "nip and tuck."

Janet said, “If I can do it, anybody can do it. Eating light and clean helps, but you really shouldn’t think of it as a diet, otherwise you feel like you’re depriving yourself. If you crave something, you should have a little bit of it, then let it go and move on. Do a little exercise so you’re back on track. “It’s about control and it’s a balanced diet. Of course I have cheat days! Especially with my dancers, who love to eat. And after a hard day of work, they want to unwind and grab a drink, and alcohol is not good for my diet with all the extra calories. I try to have a glass of wine, but then somebody comes with a lemon drop and it’s so good. You feel like you’re drinking cough syrup or candy, and before you know it, the next day comes and you feel it. I make up for it with a few more reps when I lift weights.” 

Blah...Blah..Blah!! LIES! Anyhow, Janet looks hot in the bod but what is going on in the face? She's literally turning into LaToya Jackson before our very eyes and that's not a good thing. What's with the Jacksons and plastic surgery? When they were born did the doctor hand their parents a plastic surgery gift card along with our birth certificate?

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Janet Jackson • Plastic Surgery

The Jackson Girls in the Bahamas

LaToya, Rebbie, Janet and Mama Jackson had themselves a girl's weekend at the opening of The Cove in the Bahamas. Where's Jacko, the original Jackson girl? The girls partied with Tyrese (above) and Chris Tucker. Rebbie and Janet look good.

Actually! Jacko isn't there, because he's wearing a cheap blonde wig and calling himself LaToya! It all makes sense now.

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Janet Jackson

In His Dreams

At a party for Senator Barack Obama, Troll Dupri was heard telling the presidential hopeful that he hopes to marry Janet Jackson very soon. Troll also told Obama that he can't wait to make babies with her.

Thumbelina alert! They would totally make the world's smallest baby ever. Do you think Troll dressed up for Janet on St. Patty's day and jumped over her rainbow? That made absolutely no sense.

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Janet Jackson

Looking Hot Without Photoshop

Janet Jackson managed to look pretty hot last night without the help of airbrushing and without cupping her breasts. She came out without Troll Dupri to celebrate Jennifer Hudson's cover of Giant Magazine. Jamie Foxx also came out to show his support. Damn! Jennifer looks like she's about to wrap Janet in herb bread, dip her in garbanzo beans spread and eat her ass! Giant is right!

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Janet Jackson's Full January Bazaar Spread

Why did Harper's Bazaar choose that shot for their cover? Janet Jackson looks way better and less alien in the rest of the photos. Any picture where she's covered up and her face isn't completely in view works for me. She's been photoshopped for days though, like for days and days.

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Janet Jackson

Awkward

Janet Jackson graces January's cover of Haper's Bazaar in an outfit probably worn by Jane Fonda in the 80s. She looks hot from the neck down, but her face is worn and used even Photoshop can't help.

That being said, I can't wait for her sister's reality show. Now that's the real star in the family!

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Janet Jackson

A Little Gwen and a Little Posh

Janet Jackson looked pretty hot at last night's Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas. Her new wig was a cross between Posh's do and Gwen's do. She would've looked much hotter without Troll Dupree, but you can't have it all. He didn't even try to dress up. He looked like he was making a chicken run.

Like most of the performances last night, she sucked. Her dancing was painful and you could barely hear her. I'm also over the showing your abs bullshit.

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Award Shows • Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson in Tokyo

I love how everytime an American bitch goes to Japan they have to put on a kimono. I will say that Janet Jackson looks...dare I say?...pretty. Yes, her face isn't as alien-like and she's actually giving me something, besides a headache. Unfortunately, this isn't going to save her album.