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Britney Spears and KFed have reunited at the Beverly Hills hotel this afternoon for Parenting Without Conflict classes. The program lasts sex (typo, but I like it) sessions and was one of the requirements the judge ordered them to complete. The class teaches divorced parents how to raise their kids.

 

Apparently, Brit started crying her eyes out as soon as she arrived. TMZ reports this is only the third time since their divorce that Brit and KFed have been in the same room together.

 

Aww....they are going to fall in love all over again. Yeah, right. She probably brought a frying pan to beat him over the head with after class. You know BS brought her ipod and a frap, because there's no way she's listening to a teacher tell her how to raise those kids.

 

 

 

Get this shit. I have to step out for a little bit. I know, I actually have things to do besides talk shit about Britney all day and no it doesn't involve the free clinic. Ok...maybe.

 

Hopefully I'll be back in time to witness first hand Brit Brit's courtroom drama, but if not you can shit talk in the comments below and update one another.

I know how you fellow Brit obsessers are (oh and you know who you are). I'm going to have the shakes the entire time I'm out. Hopefully, two venti Fraps will hold me down.

 

Oh and KFed's attorney is not happy about this morning's hearing. He told TMZ, "The fact that a party, one week after a full court hearing, attempts to change the orders of the court, in the absence of an emergency or without any new facts, suggests a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means."

 

I agree and hopefully he rips Brit a new one and takes pictures of it!

 

 

 

In Brit and KFed's custody case, the judge ordered "no corporal punishment"  against the kids. Apparently, KFed asked for that because he's claiming Brit beat his ass when they were married!

 

A source told Life&Style Weekly, “Kevin says she hit him several times during their marriage. He’s scared she’ll hit the kids, too.” A Brit insider however claims this is just another attempt at trying to make her look like a bad mother.

 

Remember that story a couple of months ago of Brit beating KFed with a frying pan?! Yeah, there was supposed to be a videotape or something of Brit hitting him over the head with a frying pan. Classic!!!!

 

KFed needs to stop with all these claims and shit and give us the goods!

 

Ok I need to stop. My BS addiction is getting out of hand. I really just wanted to post that picture of BS with cheetos.

 

A few of you have written me saying you're going to stage an intervention. I've been waiting all day and nothing. I need one bad. So does TMZ! We both need it bad!

 

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KFed's lawyer is off to court this morning in Los Angeles to tell on Britney Spears! Life & Style reports that he will snitch on her for driving on a suspended license with her kids in the car this past weekend. Brit was spotted last night in Malibu driving her kids home from dinner.

 

He will also bring up Brit's August 6th hit and run case where she was also driving on a suspended license. Apparently, Brit does not have a valid California drivers license and her Louisiana drivers license has expired.

 

This girl is an idiot through and through. Some of you have said that it seems she's doing this crap on purpose to get her kids taken away and I think you're right. It's like whatever they tell her not to do, she does. They should try reverse psychology on her dumb ass!

 

Tell her that she's allowed to treat her kids like shit, drink and drive and do drugs. Maybe she'll do the opposite thinking she's all slick and shit!

 

Trick her ass.

 

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It was meeting of the exes last night.....sort of. KFed made a visit to the Staples Center in Los Angeles to see Britney's ex, Justin Timberlake. He wouldn't answer any questions about the custody battle or about the kids. He just gave a peace sign and went on in.

 

He needs to sell those CZs and pick up some new threads. Those clothes look straight out of 1999. Ugh and I hate that Britney has basically forced me to like him. I'd still let him tap it. UGH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The "secret witness" Gloria Allred brought to Britney and KFed's custody hearing today testified about Brit's drug use and nudity after rehab. Tony Barretto was hired to be her bodyguard when she got out of rehab and was fired in May, because he didn't hear her when she told him to pick up her hat. 

 

Tony said he came forward, because being a father himself he became extremely concerned for the safety of SPF and JJ.

 

Neither Brit's or KFed's lawyers chose to cross-examine him. His declaration went "unrefuted and unchallenged."

 

DUH! Where the hell is the new information. We know about the drugs, nudity, abuse....all of that! I wanted new shit! We know she walked around nude! I wanted him to tell the court that Brit hired him to kill KFed or something. Damn!

 

Gloria Allred was just jealous that other lawyers were getting all the attention.  

 

By the way I can totally picture her firing that oaf for not picking up her hat. She should've kept him around though. He would seriously make her look skinny. 

 

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ETonline is reporting that the FBI are currently investigating a possible hit that was put on KFed! WTF?! Who would want to kill that douche! Only one person I can think of....

 

The LAPD and the FBI are currently in the process of contacting KFed to let him know about the threats. ETonline claims they've been working on the story for two months. The FBI and the LAPD would neither confirm nor deny. Hmmm....let's round up the suspects!

 

1: Brit Brit

2: Chester the Cheetah (for messing with his girl)

3: Eminem

4: Shar Jackson

5: Chrissy Crocker

 

I bet you it's KFed himself! He's going to frame Britney. That's who this secret witness is. The secret witness is going to say Brit hired him to take out KFed! Yeah, I've been watching way too much Damages on FX.

 

 

 

 

 

Britney Spears called a meeting with her lawyers and KFed's lawyers last week in a last-minute attempt to avoid court. Sources tell News of the World (I know, I know) that Brit is so afraid that KFed will dish so much dirt that she's willing to pay up.

 

KFed is looking for a 70/30 split of custody and Brit is willing to pony up $2 Million if he reverses that. She also wants a gag order to keep KFed from spilling all her secrets.

 

Wednesday was JJ's Birthday and Brit spent the night crying while KFed and her family threw him a party at Kiddyland in Los Angeles. 

 

A source said, "If he got custody it would mean massive sums in child maintenance and that is what Britney thinks he is after."

"She thinks if she gives him a wad of dollars he can go take it and knock himself out!"

Britney makes almost $800,000 a month and she's only going to pay his ass $2 Million?! Cheap ass! Seriously, Brit should offer his wigga ass $20 million, because if shit gets out about her homegirl is seriously going to get all sorts of nuts. I still say they need to sell tickets to that hearing. 

 

 

 

KFed threw his sons a Birthday pool party on Sunday while Britney was busy humiliating herself in front of millions of people. JJ turns 1 on Wednesday and SPF turns 2 on Friday. Brit's parents, Lynne and Jamie, attended along with 20 other people. The party went down at KFed's SFV house.

 

KFed is loving how he's looking right now. Bitch probably kisses himself in the mirror, because he's managed to look like the sane one. You also know he recorded her VMA performance and is using that as Exhibit A for their custody battle.

 

Speaking of her VMA performance. A source said Brit was supposed to wear a corset, "Britney was supposed to wear a matching corset that she opted out of wearing at the last minute. She was just plain nervous because of all the hype and she's embarrassed."

 

Please, you know her shit busted that thing open.  

 

Jokes aside, I pray homegirl stays home with her kids all week. It can't get any worse, but it probably will. Don't forget their Birthdays Brit!

 

 

 

 

TMZ reports that lawyer Gloria Allred has a "secret witness" that wants to testify in the Britney Spears/KFed custody battle, but is "afraid." This witness wants to testify on September 17th. According to TMZ this witness is male. Gloria is on her way now to tell the judge that he's intimidated, but wants to testify.

 

Last week KFed's attorney tried to bring in his own secret witness, but the judge threw it out saying "we don't do secret witnesses."

 

Britney's lawyer said, "With all due respect to Ms. Allred, she's attempting to bring her own ring to what was already a three ring circus."

 

Who is this secret witness?! Let's see...it's either:

 

a) Chester the Cheetah

b) Gloria Allred herself, because she loves free publicity

c) Justin Timberlake, because he's SPF's real father (IF ONLY)

d) A drug dealer

 

Secret witness?! DRAMA. Gloria has been watching way too much Matlock!