KFed

 

How could these morons all gather in the same room? I would think the joint would explode from the extreme "toolism." Yes, that's KFed, Pete Wentz, DJ Steve Aoki, Benji Madden, Cisco Adler and Joel Madden in Brett Ratner's basement!

 

They shot this picture to go along with an article in Vanity Fair , yes VF, about how hooking up with startlets have taken these dude's fame to the next level.

 

You can read the article here , it's damn six pages long. What the hell is there to say about these asses that takes six pages?! I would think it would only take six letters: DOUCHE.

 

 

 

 

According to TMZ , KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, filed papers today on behalf of his client. KFed apparently wants more custody of SPF and JJ. Brit and KFed currently share 50/50, but over the past few weeks he has threatened to demand more custody if she continues her crazed ways.

 

The papers are under seal, so it's unclear how much custody KFed wants. It's been rumored that he wants full custody.

 

I guess he's the better parent? It's like asking me what would I rather eat? Shit or vomit? Brit is obviously effing up, so why not let KFed streer the ship for a while?! I mean it's not like it's a big deal, it's just two lives we're talking about!!!

 

 

 

Earlier I posted the cover of this week's Star Magazine which claims Britney claims that KFed bumped uglies with Lynne Spears. Here's the deets. A source claims that during a huge fight, Britney accused her momma of riding on the KFed train.

 

This source said, "Britney accused her mom of sleeping with Kevin! Britney doesn’t know up from down right now.  She’s so confused and angry, she told Lynne that she was so backstabbing, that she was probably sleeping with Kevin just to hurt her feelings.  Lynne, on the other hand, is deeply hurt that her own daughter would so viciously accuse her of doing something so terrible.” 

 

This source said that they doubt Lynne has gotten with KFed and Britney only thinks so, because she's crazy in the brains.  “Her apparent paranoia about her mother and Kevin seems to be a product of her current mental state. All that Lynne and Kevin hope for right now is that Britney will start seeing a therapist to get to the root of her issues, instead of wildly blaming others for her insecurities.”

 

Britney is crazy! Next she's going to accuse her dog London of trying to get SPF to run away and marry her or him, whatever it is.

 

Don't be too surprised if you see that on Star next week! 

 

With all that being said, I believe it. Who can resist the hotness of Lynne Spears' lady lumps?

 

 

  

 

Screw Nicole Richie and her "baby crisis" I'm all about KFed and Lynne Spears being a couple! Star Magazine is the best! That headline alone should win the Peabody or something. It's most likely not true, but it's so good.

 

I can picture Britney's trashy ass screaming at KFed "You're fucking momma! Uh huh, y'all! I reckon y'all are screwin'.....I'm fixin' to beat memaw's ass for fucking you!"

 

Source: Popbytes

 

 

 

It's the end of an era! Britney and KFed's divorce will be finalized this morning Los Angeles.  Lawyers for both have just entered a court room to have a judge sign off making their divorce official. Brit's lawyer will also make a motion to keep the details of the divorce including spousal support information a secret.

 

TMZ has learned that KFed is currently getting $15,000 a month for child support and $20,000 a month for spousal support which will end in November.

 

Child custody is said to be split 50/50. There were rumors that KFed was going to ask for full custody, but that doesn't seem likely now since he has signed off on this 50/50 agreement. TMZ has reason to believe that even though they agreed to a custody split, neither of them are happy with the arrangement and may go back into court to change it. 

 

Tears! This isn't the end though. Britney's crazy train is just getting started and I'm sure we haven't heard the last from these two. 

 

 

 

Britney Spears isn't the only one getting a little action in the love department. The National Enquirer reports that KFed is smitten with Los Angeles Hip-Hop radio personality, Liz Hernandez. The two first met 18-months ago on her radio show when Liz asked him who was better in bed, Britney or Shar? Hah.

 

A source said, “Liz is trying to keep [the romance] quiet because she doesn’t want it to get around work, but Kevin can’t help but brag about his conquest to his friends and family. He has tons of modeling pictures of Liz in his home.  She likes to cook, and Kevin loves that because he always did the cooking for both Shar and Britney,” says the source, who adds that Hernandez thinks Federline's two children by Spears are “adorable.”

 

I've just got one thing to say to Liz. Bitch, get your tubes tied right now! I don't care if you're on birth control, that monster sperm can break through! Fuck he might even be able to break through those tubes. Get your entire uterus taken out if you are going to knock the boots with KFed! 

 

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I didn't know KFed's baby mama, Shar Jackson, had so many kids! The two youngest ones are KFed's and then she has two older ones. Shar is 30 and her kids are aged 16, 11, 4 and 2. Damn! She's a busy (and fertile) woman.

 

Here's the Jackson clan at the Ratatouille premiere on Friday night. Homegirl has looks majorly skinny.

 

 

 

KFed brought the hotness out at Cameo in Miami last night for a party hosted by DJ Irie. Funny thing is, Britney probably wears those same shirts as dresses. God, I loved them together. Carlton from "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" also showed that he's the hottest piece of man meat on the East side. Bring out that chunk, Carlton!

 

KFed's ex, Britney Spears, will apparently join Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" tour for one special night on June 30th at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles. Brit is already rehearsing for the one night affair and she will possibly share the stage with Margaret Cho, Debbie Harry, Erasure and The Dresden Dolls. 

 

Can't wait to hear Debbie and Britney duet. That will be like hearing two horny cats wailing in pain from being stuck together. 

 

 

 

 

Star Magazine continues to stand by their story that Shar Jackson is knocked up with KFed's baby. They claim that while Britney Spears was at Promises the second time, Shar and KFed had a night of passion where they didn't use a rubber and KFed's monster sperm knocked her up.

 

Shar has denied this, but Star won't back down. So what's a girl to do? SUE! Shar has threatened to sue the rag if they don't take back their story.

 

Shar says that her two kids (with KFed) are being affected by this. "When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down." 

She wants Star to reveal their source. She said, "I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your 'source' to me."

 

NASTY! Anything that KFed's peen has touched must be toxic! Another thing! I'm sure Shar's kids are being affected by other things besides this. I mean their daddy is KFED! 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

Shar Jackson has told UsWeekly she's not knocked up with KFed's baby or anybody else's. Shar's rep (she has one?) said, "It is not even remotely true."

 

It was reported this morning that Shar was with child after she had a night of passionate sex with KFed. This would've been their 3rd child together and his 5th (that he knows of) total.

 

I'm going to choose not to believe her. Shar is lying and I still want to see the look on Britney's face. Shar probably planted this story in the tabs, so she could deny it which means she's knocked up.