KFed

 

ABC is not going to like this. Shar  Jackson is on a show called "The Ex-Wives Club" where she helps other women and men move past their exes. Well, obviously Shar hasn't moved past her ex, because she's knocked up with his baby! That would make child #5 for KFed! Yup, he's a pimp.

 

According to Star Magazine Shar is in her 7th week. They report that while Britney was at Promises KFed and Shar got it on again. Shar is apparently sure it's KFed's, because she hasn't slept with anyone else.

 

A source said,  “Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet!  She’s really scared of what he’ll say – if he’ll be excited or furious.  What if he doesn’t want another kid?’  After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby.  She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.” 

 

Someone get a camera over to Britney's crib now! I NEEEEED to this the look on her face when she hears this news. Actually, get her spot at Promises ready, because she's going to be back in any day now.

 

 

 

 

 

Are Britney Spears and KFed getting back together? According to some of her friends, they might be. KFed apparently stays for hours when he drops the kids off and sometimes even overnight. She told friends that they've also been having secret meetings.

 

This source said, "When she was on vacation she was in the best mood she's been in for ages. She confessed it was because she and Kevin are slowly moving towards getting back together." 

 

It's like 2006 all over again. It makes sense. Brit and KFed are the Tommy and Pamela of this generation, but with more STDs and back fat. 

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

 

Things are apparently heating up between Britney Spears and Howie Day. Brit met Howie at Promises and the two have been on several secret and public dates. KFed doesn't think much of Howie and even called him "trash." Coming from KFed, that's a compliment.

 

A source said, "He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed you have to head to the dump to find trash, referring to how Britney and Howie met while in rehab."

 

Apparently KFed isn't the only person in Brit's life that doesn't think much of Howie. Her mother and friends have told her to stay away from him, because of all his issues.

 

A source said, "People have told Britney point-blank this guy has a permanent barstool in the 'Loser Lounge'.

"I was with her when one of her most trusted girlfriends told her, 'You cannot let this guy into your life - after he gets a little publicity he will be gone.' But when people say stuff like that, it's music to Britney's ears. She likes the drama."

I hate to say it, but I think only trash would date Britney. She's a mess! Homegirl needs to put herself together before she can attract anybody half-normal that isn't out for the fame. Look at SPF! He just wants his mom to stop bringing home douches! Oh and where's JJ?!?

Source: Post Chronicle - People  

 

 

 

 

 It's Kentucky Derby time! KFed is in town for what I don't know. He attended a Stuff Magazine party hosted by one of Britney Spears' "Crossroads" co-stars, Taryn Manning. These two look used and abused! You know they did it underneath the buffet table.

 

What the hell is KFed doing there? Did they have to import douches to meet their quota in Kentucky?  

 

 

 

 

 

KFed better watch it, because Suge Knight doesn't like him. TMZ caught Suge cursing out a KFed look-a-like outside of Area in L.A. last night. Suge's a hip-hop mogul who has served time and it doesn't look like he's afraid to serve time again. I wouldn't mess with that bitch.

 

He started screaming at the KFEd look-a-like "He's a bitch! Britney's my homegirl!"

 

He told TMZ cameras, "That fool want to act fucked up with Britney, act weird about her kids, we'll chase his ass up out of Compton or the suburbs or whatever!"

 

What the hell is Suge smoking?! Hot boxing for sure, because he looks stoned out of his miiind.  

 

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Remind me never EVER to go to Tao in Las Vegas unless they fumigate that joint to hell and by "fumigate" I mean burn it down and rebuild. Anyway, last night Paris Hilton, KFed, Josh Henderson and Nicky Hilton came out for Jason Strauss' birthday party aka Douche night.

 

Paris and KFed really belong together. You'd think that KFed wouldn't want to be near her ass after the whole Britney meltdown. Looks like KFed is back to his a-hole ways. It was good while it lasted. He's so effin stupid.

 

 

 

 

I know KFred (I misspelled it, but I'm not going to fix it) is probably having a hard time getting vagina since he's no longer Mr. Britney Spears, but now he's hitting the trannies?!

 

Here's KFed with his new homeboy at Tao last night.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

Star Magazine reports that KFed's 20-year-old brother was busted in Pendelton, Oregon for giving booze to minors during a party at his family home last month. He pled guilty and will serve 5 days in jail. Cameron Federline began serving his sentence immediately and will be released next week.

 

Slow news day yes, so shut it. That being said, I'd hit CFed even though he looks like he gets into effing goats. He'd probably hit me first with a bat though, take my wallet and teeth.

 

Thanks Dietz

 

 

Britney Spears reportedly told the father of her two children that he was her biggest mistake. It has been reported that KFed's only getting $1 million although other sources claim he's getting around $13 million. Before finalizing their financial situation, the two had a quit ciggie talk where Brit told him.

 

 

Um...I think her biggest mistake was not going away after her third album. Unfortunately, her reputation to shot to hell. She probably totally thinks her kids are a mistake as well since she can't party in peace. 

 

According to reports he's getting $250,000 for every year they were married which equals $500,000. He's also getting half of the sale from their Malibu mansion which is up for $13 million. He gets $25,000 a month in child support until the brats reach 18.

 

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Britney Spears and KFed settled up their divorce last night and finally reached a deal. KFed will walk away with around $1 million according to sources due to an air-tight pre-nup by Britney's lawyer. They will all share custody, 50/50, of SPF and JJ.

 

The divorce will be final any day now.

 

First of all, neither of them should get custody. Second of all, he's only getting $1 million? He probably already spent that. Ugh, I was hoping the wigger and the beast would get back together!