Jakey Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the underwear department of a Bloomingdale's recently sifting through all of the tightey whities. He was going through every single brand, taking them out and examining them.

A source said, "He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store."

Damn! Can't a homo practice his fetish in peace without everyone tattling on him? Damn.

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on changing his niece's diaper:

"I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"

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Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in NYC last night outside David Letterman. Jakey sat down with David last night to sell "Zodiac" to the masses. For some reason I want to see that trash even though it will probably suck hard. Maybe Jakey isn't gay, because those shoes are fug. Salvation Army bin! Is he wearking cover-up or he just tan?

I know many of you will sell the tip of your clit for a little Jake Gyllenhaal, so here he is at the BAFTAS in London last night. Helen Mirren, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Hudson and Alan Arkin all picked up awards.

I love a man in spandex! Jake Gyllenhaal should've left those shorts at home though and kept it head to toe spandex hotness. Fitness addict Jakey and his trainer spent their weekend morning working up a sweat.

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Who knew homegirl could sing? Jake Gyllenhaal channeled her inner (and it's not that far down) Jennifer Hudson and sang "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" for all his "gay fans" he says. I'm sort of sad that he was passed up for this role. He was born to play it. He's totally a good sport and I think I want him now. I'd definitely let him tap this, but only with the wig on.

Jake Gyllenhaal let "a friend" or "manny" handle his groceries as they left a store in Los Angeles. He probably let him handle his groceries when they got home too if I ain't being too subtle!

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Maybe he's a grower! Jake Gyllenhaal showed off his little (literally) friend while biking through California. He really should stuff when wearing spandex.

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99.9% of you get so wet for some Jake Gyllenhaal so here he is probably buying coffee for his boyfriend. I mean those clogs give it away!

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