Plastic Surgery

Juiced By Sly

Janice Dickinson went on "Red Eye" this week and claimed Sylvester Stallone regularly used steroids and even injected her with it. She said, "He juiced me. I'd wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone voice], 'Hey, it's not that good 'cause you get really big, you know what I mean?' "

Page Six asked Sly's rep about it who said bitch was lying. "Janice Dickinson lied about the origin of her child, and she's lying about this." He said she was a publicity hound who will say anything for attention.

True, but I believe it. It also looks like they are still using roids. The both of them. They look like they inject that stuff into their ugly ass faces. They are two injections away from looking like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

Posted by: Michael K

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I've Changed My Mind About Ashley Tizzzdale

I previously said that I didn't like Ashley Tizzzdale, but I'm changing my mind. Any bitch that will go outside the house with a schnoze like that is fine by me. Bitch's nose looks like it was made from silly putty. I just want to take my fingers and straighten that ho out. She really effed herself up and I want to hug her for that. I want to hug her and then I want to laugh in her face. Oh Ash, I think I love you. You look miserable and I would look that way too if my nose looked like a crooked clit on a female wrestler (i.e. Chyna).

Images: Wenn, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Hotness • Plastic Surgery

Ashley Tisdale Looks Like Shit

Ashley Tizzzzzdale needs to go back to bed until her nose miracoulsly goes back to the way it was, so she can try this "deviated septum" surgery again. Her nose job is killing me softly. I thought she was supposed to be sick or something and that's why she cancelled her concerts. Why the hell did she go out last night? Here she is at some event called "Winter Wonderland."

I can't wait for her to get a boob job and blame "chest pains" as the reason why she did it. "I had to, because my heart was beating too fast, so the doctor said the implants would slow down the beating."

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Plastic Surgery

Just A Pinch

Ashley Tisdale showed off her new schnoze at Z100's Jingle Ball last night in NYC. Ashley blamed a "deviated septum" as the reason why she went under the knife. First of all, her name is soooo irritating. Ashley Tizzzzzdale. It's like her parents knew she was going to be the most annoying person ever, so they gave her a name to fit.

Second of all, her old nose was fine. The new nose is only going to get worse. That shit is going to drop and she's gonna end up looking like Lil' Kim. Homegirl went and effed herself up! Hopefully she did have a deviated septum, because if she didn't bitch is as dumb as she looks.

Posted by: Michael K

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Plastic Surgery • Trash

Not Worth It

Lil' Kim has probably spent more hours on the plastic surgeon table than in the recording studio and she still looks like that. The sad thing is it's just going to get worse as she gets older. By the time she's 50 her entire face is going to be on the back of her head from all the pulling and stretching. They are going to have to move her entire front to her entire back. Titties and all. Plastic surgery is just not worth.

Here's Kim at the premiere of "The Perfect Holiday" last night.

I think those eyebrows were traced in with Mr. Potato Head eyebrows.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Plastic Surgery

ScarJo Is Mad

UsWeekly put ScarJo on the cover this week's issue and asks the question "Did they or didn't they?" have plastic surgery. They also had an expert go through and guess what work she's had done. ScarJo isn't too pleased and is threatening to sue the magazine. Her rep issued this long ass statement to OK! Magazine:

"US Weekly's cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication. Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."

Scarlett added, "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."

Less talk, more action! Sue them or shut up. I don't think Scarlett has had much work if any, but I don't think her "true fans" (straight men) really give a fuck, because I don't think they are looking at her face when she's onscreen.

Posted by: Michael K

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Plastic Surgery • Scarlett Johansson

"Deviated Septum"

High School Musical's resident bimbo...no...not Vanessa Hudgens, the other one....no....not Zac Efron, the other one....Ashley Tisdale! Yeah, that skank. She spoke to People Magazine from her home today and admitted to having a nose job on Friday. Bitch works fast to get the word out.

She said, "Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose."

"I'm not feeling great today. It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this."

Oh, but she's obviously not feeling that awful, because she's talking to People. She also wants everyone to know she didn't do this for vanity.

"I didn't do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me."

You should thank them! Your fans paid for that shit.

Deviated septum my ass! I need to use that excuse for everything. "Oh, I'm sorry I farted while we were fucking, but it's my deviated septum acting up."

Posted by: Michael K

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Girlfriend Please • Plastic Surgery

OUCH.

After seeing these picturs of Joan Van Ark at a reading of "Love Letters" last night in Los Angeles, I immediately want to take my face out to a romantic, candelit dinner at Black Angus. I want to wine and dine my face and then spend the rest of the evening cuddling with it. I want to tell it that I will never hurt it the way Joan has hurt hers. My face deserves that after seeing what Joan has done to hers.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Plastic Surgery

Debbie Got "The Owen Wilson"

What in electric youth have you done to yourself, Debbie Gibson?! It looks like her face got stuck in the elevator doors. ICK!

Source: Jezebel

Thanks Michael

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Plastic Surgery

Simba Is Praying For A Miracle

She haunts my dreams! The Insider caught with Jocelyn Wildenstein screaming like a banshee to her poor pooch, Simba. He's probably thinking to himself "So this is how it's going to end? I'm going to be fed to this mutant lion creature? Please put me out of my misery! I can't stand to look at that thing anymore!"

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Gross • Plastic Surgery