Anna Nicole Smith

Friday, February 8th 2008

Larry Remembers Anna

Today is the first anniversary of the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Larry Birkhead paid tribute to her by leaving this message on his website.

"Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL. PLEASE WATCH OVER US AND GUIDE US ON OUR JOURNEY THROUGH LIFE. WE MISS YOU.

2-8-07

LOVE,

LARRY AND DANNIELYNN"

CAPS!!!! I get your point Larry. He didn't stop there though. Larry will also be on ET tonight where he will talk about whatever he needs to talk about in order to stay relevant. He will bring the cameras into Anna's Bahamas home as he shows Dannielynn her nursery. He tells Danni on camera, "Mommy used to rock you right here. She used to rock you right here, 'til you fell asleep." All on camera, of course.

Not to be outdone by Larry, Howard K. Stern gave a statement to ET:

"Today is extremely difficult for those of us who were close to Anna Nicole, and we ask that the media please respect our privacy. In memory of Anna Nicole and her son Daniel, we have created the Anna Nicole and Daniel Wayne Smith Charitable Foundation. It will benefit charitable causes that Anna Nicole supported during her life: children, the elderly, and the treatment and cure of AIDS. Hopefully it will grow, help more people each year, and eventually be headed by her daughter Dannielynn. All donations through February 2008 will benefit a charity in the Bahamas for underprivileged and at risk youths that Anna Nicole wanted to help."

Respect his privacy? Oh come on Howie, now you're just lying. I'm sure statements from Virgie Arthur, Bobby Trendy and whoever else knew Anna for ten seconds will follow. The only statement I care about is Sugarpie's!

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, February 4th 2008

Virgie's No Angel

Virgie Arthur has accused Howie K. Stern of trying to profit from the death of Anna Nicole and Daniel Smith. Now it looks like Virgie is the scum calling the scum...scummier? Fix that joke for me, will you? I haven't finished my first cup of coffee yet. Anyway, Page Six reports that Virgie started selling pics quickly after the death of her daughter and grandson.

An e-mail was sent out to several entertainment shows promising pics of Virgie at Daniel's memorial. The e-mail read, "She'll go to the Bahamas if you want . . . She would like to visit the grave, and it would make pretty emotive pix of her doing so."

A source said, "[Arthur] started hustling right after her grandson died . . . She started hawking exclusive access to her own memorial in Mexia for Daniel . . . She's hunting media deals within days of her grandson's demise, while accusing [Anna Nicole's lawyer-turned-lover Howard K.] Stern of mopping up the money."

It seems that the only thing that cared about Anna was Kimmie and Sugar Pie. That just goes to show you, you can only trust purple-haired lesbians and mangy mutts! Take note Brit Brit.

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, January 31st 2008

Satan Lives!

The inquest into the death of Daniel Smith is underway again in the Bahamas. Yesterday, a friend of Anna Nicole's testified that Howard K. Stern took several pictures of Daniel's body. G. Ben Thompson said Howard said the "pictures might be worth something one day." He also said that Howard took the pics to also prove to Anna that Daniel had really passed away.

Howard's attorney said that G. Ben made the claims on Geraldo last year. Howard's attorney think G. Ben said those things, because the two are currently fighting over Anna's mansion in the Bahamas. G. Ben loaned Anna the money to buy the place, but she never paid him back.

I think I remember something about photos of Daniel out there with Anna. I believe it. Howard is not right in the brains. I'm sure he has a few things he could sell and someone out there will buy that garbage. If Howie ever tires of his full-time job as a creep, he could get a job as a pap photographer. Something tells me he would be awesome at that.

Thanks Pajamas

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, November 26th 2007

Are You Getting The Shot?

 
Larry Birkhead took 14-month-old DanniHope out shopping on the pap crowded Robertson Blvd. yesterday. The two stopped by Kitson spending her mommy's dough. Don't you just love how he's holding his trophy for all the world to see? He totally got baby holding tips from Tom Cruise.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, October 12th 2007

This Could Get Interesting....Or Not

 
MSNBC is reporting that California Department of Justice investigators began serving search warrants regarding the death of Anna Nicole Smith today. A source said that the investigation was ongoing and that announcement should be made later today regarding the case. I thought it was closed?! 
 
Investigators could be zeroing in on her psychiatrist Dr. Khristine Eroshevich. Dr. Eroshevich prescribed all 11 medications found in her room the day she died. The CA Medical Board has been investigating the doc since April. 
 
I hope this turns into some Agatha Christie shit! Arrest 'em, throw them in the clink and swallow the key! Howard K. Stern, Sugar Pie, Virgie Arthur, Rita Crosby, the lot of them! 
 
Oh and HKS was on Larry King the other night and said Sugar Pie had cataracts. Yeah, right! He's just trying to blind Sugar Pie, because she knows the truth of what really happened! You can't keep Sugar Pie down!
 
Thanks Jennifer
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, October 11th 2007

Enough With All These Lawsuits!!!!

 
Is there such a thing as a professional suer? Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, Virgie Arthur....all they do is file lawsuits! Ugh, Anna Nicole's memaw, Virgie Arthur, filed a lawsuit against Howard K. Stern and CBS yesterday in Texas.
 
She claims her daughter defamed her during an interview with HKS orchestrated. In an interview with Entertainment Tonight ANS claimed Virgie knew about the sexual and physical abuse Anna faced as a child. Anna said that Virgie never did anything about it.
 
In the complaint, Arthur contends that Stern conspired with Smith to make defamatory comments about her. The lawsuit, a copy of which you'll find below, was filed Tuesday in Harris County District Court in Texas.
 
Arthur alleges that Stern "influenced and controlled" Smith by providing her with prescription drugs, some of which were "obtained illegally" in Stern's name. Arthur's complaint also describes Stern as a "manipulative, deceitful, and dangerous person" and "not the type of man who was likely to have been selected by her daughter as a sexual partner." Arthur also noted that she knew that Stern's claim to be the father of Smith's daughter Dannielynn was "highly unlikely because of the type of person Stern is."
 
In addition to Stern, Arthur is suing CBS Studios, which produces Entertainment Tonight, and a Houston TV affiliate which aired the allegedly defamatory comments last November. Arthur's lawsuit does not specify monetary damages.

HKS is already suing Rita Crosby (above with Virgie) for $60 Million. Rita claims in her ANS tell-all that Larry and HKS sucked each other's penises before.
 
Virgie Arthur needs a tuna melt up her coochie and HKS needs a dick in his ass. Maybe, that will shut them up. All of them are scum and no lawsuit is going to prove otherwise!
 
Oh and Virgie! Just a little advice. Getting a makeover at "Glamour Shots" in the mall doesn't mean your suddenly glamorous and gorgeous.
 
Thanks Crystal
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, October 4th 2007

Still Whoring That Baby Out!

 
The New York Daily News is reporting that Larry Birkhead will indeed co-star in his own reality TV show with his daughter, Dannielynn. It was rumored last month that Larry was in talks, but now it looks like it's a done deal. 
 
Larry said, "I don't want to give away something yet. It's basically the 'day in the life of daddy duties. The truth is, people came to me with pitches, and I haven't accepted anything. It's something they continue to talk to me about. It's multiple networks. I'm listening to what they have to say. I turned down ["Celebrity Rap Superstar"].
 
He was also asked if it was true that he kept all of the $1.7 million he got from an OK! Magazine shoot instead of putting it into an account for Danni's future.
 
He said, "I'm not going to discuss contracts because of confidentiality agreements. And I don't think it's anyone's business. But if I wanted to, I can do whatever I want to, because she's my daughter. Let Anna rest in peace, and let me move on.
 
Just what Danni needs! Cameras in her face twenty-four hours a day! I mean it did so much for her mother. Seriously, Larry's as sleazy as Howard K. Stern, Virgie Arthur, Rita Crosby, Big Moe....all of them! They will do anything to make a quick buck. What Larry needs to do is continue to fight for Anna's money, because that's Danni's future.
 
But he won't! He just wants to earn some fast cash in order to keep those tips frosted.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, October 4th 2007

Have You Been Served?

 
Howard K. Stern served Rita Crosby with legal papers at her own party in NYC last night. Rita claims in her new Anna Nicole Smith tell-all that HKS and Larry Birkhead were sucking each other's penises! HKS claims it's all lies and has sued her for $60 million.
 
Rita told The Insider after she was served, "This is all about pulicity. Look where he did it. We're going to come back with the facts and stand by the truth. We stand by it 120%!"
 
ANS' mother, Virgie Arthur, was also at the party.  
 
That's all interesting and everything, but where on earth did Rita get that delicious outfit?! It's to die for! It looks like Talbots circia 1989!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, September 4th 2007

Howie & Larry Are No Fun

 
Howard K. Stern reportedly sent his lawyer after the "Today" show, because they were scheduled to interview Rita Crosby. Rita claims in her new tell-all about Anna Nicole Smith that Howie and Larry Birkhead are in CAHOOTS! According to Rita, Howie and Larry were videotaped sucking each other's pencil dicks and that Anna would watch the tape over and over again. She also claims Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howie.
 
Larry has already threatened to sue Rita if she doesn't cut that part out of her book.
 
TMZ reports that after Howie's lawyer threatened "Today" they pulled the plug on Rita's interview. The power of Stern cannot be denied!!!!
 
Rita's main source of this alleged Larry/Howie love affair is Jackie Hatten.
 
Larry told the NYDN that Jackie is a crazy. "Hatten tried to come to the Bahamas to see Anna last year and Anna wouldn't let her. And Jackie's brother went to jail for stalking Anna. This book is coming from the losers club because they all have axes to grind."
 
I want to know who has this damn videotape?! Rita needs to give us the goods. As frightening as it probably is, I want to see it! If there's a shot to the face involved, I think I would die. Howie totally has a face meant for facials though. Ok, that's enough of that.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, September 2nd 2007

GAY LOVERS?!!!!!!

 
DAMN! I thought I've heard it all with this Anna Nicole saga, but Rita Crosby claims that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a secret gay affair. BARF! In her upcoming tell-all "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" Rita claims that ANS and her friend, Jackie, caught Larry and Howard with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles. Jackie claims the two were sucking each other's dicks!
 
Jackie said, "Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening." 
 
Even worse is it's alleged that there's a tape of the two going at it. The NYDN reports that Anna Nicole liked watching the video over and over again.  
 
Rita's book also claims that Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howard.
 
GAY SEXING?! I'm all for watching gay sex, but not between those two. I can't even picture Howie having sex with himself let alone another human being. I'd rather see Kimmie and Sugarpie go at it!  
 
Larry said that if Rita publishes that, he will sue her.
 
I'm sorry, but I still can't get over a Stern dick in a Birkhead mouth and vice versa. Eff you Rita Crosby for putting those ungodly images in my head!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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