Courtney Love

Bruce Willis and Courtney Love were seen making out on March 19th at The Roxy in Los Angeles.

Witnesses say that they were fully making out, but the love affair quickly ended. Both went their seperate ways. Court's rep said she was just giving Bruce a "quick hello."

I wonder if he effed her in the nostrils. She looks like it. If you run into Courtney, please break her nose, forcing her to fix it.

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Courtney Love is being sued by Beau Monde International for $181,286, because they claim she didn't pay her rehab bill. Courtney checked into their facility in Orange County, CA backin 2005 and initially put up the $10,000 to check in. She didn't pay anything after that and stayed over 2 months.

$10,000 a week?! What the hell kind of rehab is that? Yeah the kind of rehab that gives you a fugly nose job. Seriously, bitch looks like she got fucked in the nostrils.

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Karl Lagerfeld has some questions for Courtney Love. She wore a Chanel frock to Paris Hilton's birthday party and even name checked the designer when asked who she was wearing. The problem is that dress hasn't been made yet for the public. The couture dress was sent down the Chanel runway last month, but isn't avaiable. A source said, "It was one of many dresses sent to her by stylists and publicists to wear. It did not have a label in it. We haven't figured out yet which stylist and/or publicist sent that particular dress." Who makes those knock-off Oscar dresses? A.B.S? Yeah, that's who sent it to her. On a different topic, what is going on with Frances Bean?! Eeek. Source

This picture is a MESS!!!!!! Paris, Courtney, Nicole and Joel do not belong in a photograph together. I mean how many STDs are in that picture? At least a million right? These 4 messes got together for Paris' Birthday dinner last night even though her Birthday was like last week.

Former crackhead, Courtney Love, wishes Britney Spears good luck! Courtney has battled addiction in the past and famously helped out Whitney Houston get her act together. Last night, TMZ caught up with Court at Mr. Chow's and asked what she thought about Britney in rehab. I love when the media asks absolutely anyone how they feel about it. It's going to be like the #1 question at the Oscars probably. Court wished her luck and when asked about her shaved head she said, "I think that was a cool thing she did, I'm dead serious." DEAD serioues

Courtney Love looked miserable and sedated at the Gianni and Donatella Versace honor thingee on Thursday night in Beverly Hills. Court brought Frances Bean and the two looked like they would've rather been anywhere but there. CLove really has AA face, all bloated and miserable. You know the type. I'm glad she's not a mess anymore, but she looks way glazed.

Courtney Love has told UsWeekly that American Idol has come knocking on her door. Executive Producer, Nigel Lythgoe contacted Court. She said, "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."

Courtney is currently working on her album, but woudn't give up any details. Set sources say that Nigel is looking to replace Paula Abdul as soon as this season.

Replacing a wreck with a wreck? How is that anyb etter? I think they should replace boring Randy Jackson with Courtney Love. Now that would be a stellar show! Two trainwrecks and a douche! Paula and Court could share prescriptions. Source

Courtney Love has given her consent to a feature film based on the life of her dead husband, Kurt Cobain. Court has purchased the rights to “Heavier Than Heaven,” a biopic by Charles Cross on the late Nirvana frontman.

Several studios are in discussions with Courtney to bring the project to life. Currently just the rights to the book have been bought, so the film is in the first stages.

Court said, "[It] has no script and no director attached, let alone stars."

Gus Van Zant made a loosely based film about Kurt's life in 2005 starring Michael Pitt. It sucked hard.

Who's going to play Kurt and who's going to play Courtney? Let me think about this for a minute. I'm thinking CoCo should play Courtney Love and well...Coco should play Kurt too. She has the skillz to pull it off!

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Old people alert! Billy Corrigan of Smashing Pumpkins and Courtney Love attended the L.A. premiere of Freedomwriters aka Dangerous Minds 2 with Hilary Swank and McDreamy last night. Billy and Court are a match made in bloated heaven! I mean they should fart into my car. It would provide gas for days. They are puffy! Hills is horse hot as usual.