Courtney Love

Friday, September 14th 2007

Courtney Love Is Still Crazy

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Just checking! Courtney Love has brought her crazy to London. Watch out! Look at her friends, even they are like "Biiiiitttch enough already! DAMN!"
 
Oh and one of those friends need to tell Court that the possessed cat eye look is not cute.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 13th 2007

Unfortunately That Car Is Not Headed For The Insane Asylum

 
We get it Courtney Love. You're crazy. You've lost it. You don't need to put on costumes like this to let us know.
 
Below is Court roaming the streets of NYC and the airport yesterday looking for spare change or a ciggie. Oh and on that note, how fucking annoying is it when a homeless bitch asks for a damn cigarette.  I even had a homeless bitch ask me if I had cocaine or heroin once! The nerve! Do I look like....oh...don't answer that.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, September 12th 2007

Crimes Of Fashion

 
According to TMZ Marc Jacobs hooker boyfriend, Jason Preston, showed up to an event wearing an actual dead mouse as a brooch. Party goers overheard Jason saying he couldn't take it off, because it was a gift from Courtney Love.
 
That shit cannot be a real fucking mouse. You have got to be kidding me.
 
PETA responded, "When your only claim to fame is that you're the sometime boy toy of a designer, I guess you go to extremes to get attention."
 
I've heard of mice up the ass, but comes on. Maybe the dead mouse stench takes away from the old cum odor coming from his butt.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, September 11th 2007

Dare To Keep Kids Off Courtney

 
Sharon Osbourne blames Courtney Love for Jack Osbourne's drug problems. Sharon said she will never EVER talk to Court again for giving Jack OxyContin when he was 15.
 
"I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal.

"I'm not saying Jack wouldn't have taken it if she hadn't given it to him, but I'm appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else's child? I haven't had a row with her, but I will never talk to her."

In 2003 Jack checked into rehab for his OxyContin addiction. He's been drug-free ever since.  Um.....how did Sharon let Jack hang out with Courtney knowing she was a crackhead? Yeah, Sharon's always quick to blame!
 
Below is Courtney with Marc Jacobs' rent-boy at the MJ show last night and shopping in SoHo during the day.
 
Lady from Lady and the Tramp reallly has seen better days, right?  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, September 1st 2007

Cocaine Vacuum

 
Courtney Love said that Amy Wino is the biggest cokehead she's ever seen in her entire crackhead life.
 
Court said, “Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known. I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS. But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”
 
"But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”
 
Court also claims Wino speedballs with heroin and cocaine.
 
Wino and her deadbeat husband are due back in London this week after relaxing and getting sorted out in St. Lucia.
 
Court is like the Rosie O'Donnell of crackheads. First she gave her opinion on the Owen Wilson thing and now Wino. It's pretty scary if Courtney looks at you while you're snorting your 100th line and tells you to "slow down."
 
Thanks Carboangel
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, August 29th 2007

Blame It On Alan Partridge!!!

 
Courtney Love has piped in on who she think is the cause of Owen Wilson's problems. Of course, Court had to put her crack cents in. Court feels that Steven Coogan aka Alan Partridge is partly to blame for Owen's downward spiral. Owen and Steve were due to appear in Tropic Thunder together.
 
Court said, "Under normal circumstances I wouldn't comment but I care too much about Owen.  I went through it with Steve. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends."
 
She thinks Steve took Owen's drug use to the next level. The Daily Mail reports that the morning of his attempted suicide, Owen had taken a cocktail of Meth and Oxycontin.  
 
UsWeekly reports that Owen visited a church in his Santa Monica neighborhood days before his attempted suicide which leads them to believe he might have been acting out of desperation. But maybe they were having a bake sale? Those churches have the BEST baked goods! 
 
Wait.....didn't Owen ask for privacy? DAMN! I can never take direction. I'm awful at that. I gotta write this down "GIVE OWEN HIS PRIVACY." 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, August 13th 2007

They Should've Photoshopped A Dress On Her

 
Courtney Love is someone I don't ever need to see naked. I just don't want it even if it's photoshopped to hell and back. My eyes do not need to bear witness to that.
 
Anyway, Courtney Love took it off for September's Harper's Bazaar. In the issue Court talks about how she pissed off Karl Lagerfeld by wearing a knock-off of one of his designs that had not even hit stores yet. 
 
“I wrote Mr. Lagerfeld a letter, an in-depth apology…I offered to pay for the dress, throw him a party, do whatever I needed to do to make up for this horrific thing.”
 
“I really connected with Karl in a way that I didn’t think I was going to…from the ponytail to the image and the persona, I didn’t think we were going to click, but I ended up genuinely and sincerely liking the man.”
 
I'm sure she feels connected to Karl since both lost weight, the "healthy" way. You know...diet and excercise.
 
“I’ve lost a lot of weight, and I have done it through being quite disciplined… Some people think it’s about weight loss, but it’s about detoxing. I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying ‘Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.’ You liars. You bulimic liars.”
 
Speaking from experience, Court? 
 
Source: Us Weekly
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, August 6th 2007

She Gives Me A Headache

 
My favorite blogger is at it again! Courtney Love has taken to her MySpace blog yet again to talk about the rumors that she's getting plastic surgery and also the rumors that she weighs 115lbs. At least, I think that's what she's talking about. You can decipher for yourself, but don't strain too hard or your eyeballs will pop out.
I AM NOT getting any plastic surgery, iwas musing aloud with some private thoughts, there is no need for me to have any surgeries other than an medical emergency, i think i lost so much weight so fast that it affected my face , ive put on 10 pounds ( thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wic h i must admit are overrated) bad carbs and every ensure is 250 cALories, drinking 8 a day, tons of antioxidents and good stuff plus carbs GOOD casrbs and its made my cheeks and mouth not so sunken, maybe my goal weight was too much, at 510, i dunno it seemed a very healthy weight according to my dr ande me, drsssssss, ihave about 5 doctors, eveythingf rom my opb gyn to my addiction dr to the best longevity dr in probably the world, etc. this is in now way a response to alleged reports on blogs an dibn tabloids that im "too thin: National Enquirer put me on the cover i was told put me on the cover saying i was 115-! id be in the hsopital at 115! i do what is best for ME- not what people talk about no matter what i do im going to bw wrong fat ugly too much surgery ( when ive actually had hardly any) thesse accusations of things beyond my nose and mouth are simple bullshit, at least i own it, wich noone else does , so maybe i make a bad celebrity- this is not a "blog" that silly passing word, this is a post.
 
Thanks to Lily Allen for her lovely letter apologising fo rhaving had her My SPace broken into, i wouldnt pick on me if i was Miss Lily, as it wouldnt take TOO much to swat, but weve known each other far too long , like each other far toomuch and if she was gonna say something nasty she ha sthe acerbic wit and intelligence to say something cutting, that would actually really hurt, not some cliched hoary old chestnut some obsessed blogger would say She tells me her My Space was broken into- even if i REALLY think she did blog it mindlessly some 8am after being upfar topo long for a young healthy woman i dont care and oi appreciate and accept her thougfulness for apologising for what was printed, if she is tellingthe truth and it really doesnt much matter- everyone slams everyone early inthier careers, Kim Gordan stillslams me, i mean how much more boring can you get>? () than Kim Gordan - slam!) does anyone care?.
 
Im friednly wih someone who has a popular gossip site- i thnk hes a very nice guy and hes been nothing but good to me even when he points out spooky shit in pictures- he told me that one of his postys aboput me some crtaqzed blogger spent ALL NIGHT changing names and faking different emmails just to say the same nonsense over and over and over again for hiundreds of posts- he does point out when i make a bad choice( a terriblle shade of lipstick i thought id try, not getting a blowout before going out cos i hate blowouts an dfacials and mani pedis and a,l that grooming shit - ireally despise it,wiuch is not what one daoes when going shopping one should at l;east be aware there will possibly be papparazzi. but o forget or dont care or somewher en between.

There's more, but this is all I could stand. I could barely translate that! Reading Courtney's blog is like having a conversation with someone who is high out of their mind and you're sober. You know the type. They go on and on about how Scrappy Doo from Scrooby Doo really changed their lives and how he's really an insightful and important character in pop culture. Seriously, I had this conversation once with a crackhead.
 
Image: Splash
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

Wino's Ballet Slippers!

 
Courtney Love was spotted shopping at Kitson yesterday looking once again like a crazy homeless woman roaming the streets preaching about how the world is ending.
 
I don't get the deal with Kitson. I've been there several times and their shit is TRASH! I can basically get the same crap at the Sanrio store for 80% less!
 
Anyway, looks like Courtney stole Amy Wino's ballet slippers and bedazzled them a little. Court is so crafty. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, July 26th 2007

Get Me An Interpreter

 
Courtney Love left another message on her MySpace blog . Does anyone know where I can take a court on CRACKlish, because I have no idea what she's trying to say.
 
dudes/homos

it took me til NYC to accept the factthat there are no dudes in the demo and you know what? FUCKING EXCELLENT! i embrace this! id rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay. just read your comments cos i dodnt know how to my blogs. swhats a kudos? im talking to the head of my sp[ace and im afraid to frickin ask, but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled! move teh fuck ohvah scissor sistahs, im thrilled on the site you donthavr ot so much desrcibe yoru stykle as maybe your philophy opr jiust something about you what brands you like i dont give a fuck. but the home thing really got me as ove said sinc emy gen of homos allliked dance music and i fel alientated from my peeps as they went off vogueing, it was nnoying at best, by yall have grown up in lt rock nd ahhhhm fucking thrillllllled, never expected it for a sec , but here i coem Logo Advocte Gyuardian, baby!!!!! fey gay an dnot in my way.
Cork

Is she telling us she has a dick or is she telling us she wants dick? I'm so confused. 

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


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