Courtney Love

Thursday, July 19th 2007

Crackhead EngRish

 
You have to check out this MySpace blog by Courtney Love. I mean....I just don't even know how where to begin with this. To say this was written by a crackhead is an understatement. Is there such thing as sleepwriting, because that's what this mess looks like. Here's a little piece where she's trying to talk smack on Gwen Stefani
 
"we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all for blocks, it was wild-= i told my peeps top go get bvoys wiuth skateboards and giurls whow ere into stefani, no offense to truyew fans i just felt like a challenge- if someone sreally into stefani to me that says they dontw anta nty trouble in thoe rlives, want very mucbh to be p[opular abnd accepted, wnatto be trendy but niot dangerous, and the idea of forcin gthat waznna be popular girl to face the fear cdoes somethin for me./plus im startinga clotyhing line this year too, just higher end and the lowerr end wont be about a font. i wouldbnt do that iu fond that crass somehow= a sportsac ten times the prio ce because it has ther same cuddle bear sweeetoe pie sign off that Rossdale used to sign hios letters to me with in a Times Courier font ? maybve its me, i know perfeume has a 800 -1200% profit markup so if one "brands" oneself well enough one can cash it in big an d hard by selling a perfume wethe rone gioves a shot about the smell opr not- kudos to madge for forgoinmg that , because nop way hads she not been asked. L.A.M.B. heh, well look its not fo rme to judge- im far mior eonteretsed in amazin g lingerie enyways and if i design a bag itll be fabulous"

 
Wrap your brain around that. Actually, don't. You might get contact high and then your boss will fire you, you'll lose your house, you'll end up on the streets, you'll have to turn to smoking crack to fill the pain and then you'll start writing crap like this on your MySpace and I'll have to make fun of you.
 
ONTD translated it and it still doesn't make sense!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, July 19th 2007

Like Mother Like Daughter

 
That's Frances Bean?! What the hell kind of surgeries did she have? I mean just last February (bottom right thumbnail) she looked totally different than she looks today. Did they suck fat out of her entire body and pull her eyes closer together? It's like a whole, new person.
 
Courtney...if you're going to eff up your nose that's fine, but don't take your daughter down with you!
 
UPDATE - OK! Thankfully it's not Frances Bean, but one of Court's "roommates." Click here to see the video. Court looks so beautiful in it. 
 
 
Source: Mollygood
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, July 13th 2007

HOT ASS MESS

 
Courtney Love is skinnier than usual. This is true and she even made fun of it at her show in NYC at the Hiro Ballroom. CLove took the stage and went through some of her old hits with Hole. She also performed some new shit.
 
She told the audience, "I requested Ensure shakes for my anorexia. You're going to have to wait for my eating disorder. It’s getting kinda spooky but the free clothes are great.”
 
It's not her body that grosses me out, it's her face. She looks like one the bottom of Pete Doherty's crackpipe! I want to cut her some slack, because it seems like whether she's fat or skinny she's always a H.A.M. and a half! 
 
BTW, Strawberry Ensure mixed with some Rum isn't bad. 
 
 
Source: Us Weekly
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 10th 2007

Courtney's New Man

Courtney Love performed in London yesterday for her 43rd Birthday. Yeah, 43. Bitch doesn't look a day under 60! While Court was stinking up the stage, British comedian Noel Fielding was watching with lovelorn eyes. After her gig, Court and Noel stumbled into a cab. The two were also caught "canoodling" backstage and Court said she liked Brits better than Americans, because Brits are "not bigger cunts."
 
Courtney is sober?! Her hair looks like it was washed in beer and styled using used-up cigs. I just want to take her entire body and dip into a bath of bleach, acid and oxyclean. Seriously, oxy works wonders.  
 
 
Source: Metro UK
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, July 5th 2007

Glitter Is Dead

 
Courtney Love and one her Gaysians attended the Givenchy show in Paris today. Courtney looked a hot mess as usual. But she added her own two cents about the show.
 
"I asked him (the designer) at breakfast where he wanted to take it and he said, 'In a schizophrenic sort of way', which we saw tonight. I thought the sequins were great because I'm over glitter right now. I think glitter covering everything is just kind of dead."
 
No sweetie your face is kind of dead. I'm kidding! You're beautiful, but don't be afraid of glitter. Your face could use some. 3 tons of glitter to be exact. Like covering your mug. Seriously, it's all the rage.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 25th 2007

Doc Martens No, Lunchboxes Yes

 
Courtney Love flipped out last month when she found out Doc Marten was using her late husband, Kurt Cobain's image on new ads. Courtney was most likely mad, because she wasn't paid for that shit!
 
Courtney sold Kurt's image to be licensed on everything from lunchboxes to a key chain that doubles as a booze flak and that doesn't seem to bother her ass.
 
Key chain/flask?! Where the hell do I get that? Now if they could only make a key chain/flask/ass douche all in one, that would be perfect! Less to carry on a Saturday night.
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 24th 2007

Love is Livid

 
Courtney Love is pissed over a Doc Marten ad currently on display in the UK. The campaign features dead rockers including Kurt Cobain wearing DMs and dressed like angels.
 
Her spokeswhore said, "Courtney had no idea this was taking place and would never have approved it. She thinks it's outrageous that a company is allowed to commercially gain from such a despicable use of her husband's picture."
 
"It does appear that in the U.K. what Dr. Martens has done is allowed. Courtney did not, and would not, approve of such a use of Kurt's name and likeness."
 
I think it's outrageous that you claim to have written songs that you never wrote, Courtney. Life sucks! This bitch is pissed because Doc Marten didn't pay up with either a check or an 8 ball. 
 
 
Court Image: Splash
Story Source: AHN
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, May 22nd 2007

Crackhead Prom

 
Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that! I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's Birthday party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic. Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.
 
Can you believe this woman is a mom?!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, May 18th 2007

Off the Wagon

 
Up until recently  Courtney Love had a little meat on her bones and last night she showed that all that meat is gone. Now, I don't know if she's off the wagon, but she looks like she's off the wagon. I mean she looks like by the end of the night she went wandering the streets naked after trading her dress in for an 8 ball. Poor Courtney. 
 
This is Courtney at Mr. Chow's before attending a Chanel event in Beverly Hills. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Kurt Cobain Garage Sale!!!!

 
Courtney Love will auction off most of her dead husband's belongings it has been reported. In an interview with AOL Courtney said that her house has turned into a Kurt Cobain mausoleum and that she's had chats with Christie's about a possible auction. 
 
Courtney said her daughter, Frances Bean, no longer wants some of his items. She said she would keep one of his guitars, sweaters and the sheet where he wrote the lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
 
She said the money would go to charity.
 
Yeah, the charity being the Courtney Love foundation! I'm surprised she's just getting around to selling his stuff.  I'm sure in the past she traded some of his stuff for a few 8 balls.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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