Dumbasses

 

Lindsay Lohan's ex-piece, Harry Morton, is suing a person he doesn't know. No, I mean he really doesn't know this person. Like not even a name. Harry filed a lawsuit against a "Jane Doe" claiming that this person created a fake MySpace using his name and likeness. He said the person posted nude photographs of one of his friends (Shanna Moakler) and a false statement that she had AIDS.

 

Little Harry said he suffered emotional distress and lost business. He runs the "Pink Taco" restaurant chain.

 

I posted the MySpace fight between fake Harry Morton and Shanna Moakler where he posted a picture of her and said her MySpace blog has AIDS.  

 

Harry said he's working with MySpace to find the identity of the faker. Good luck Harry! And how the hell did he lose business over this?! The faker said Shanna Moakler's blog had AIDS not him! 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

I got a few e-mails proclaiming that Jay-Z was in a plane crash and went down "La Bamba" style. I checked my trusty TMZ to find out the deets:

 

TMZ has confirmed that a small plane registered to a citizen of Dublin, GA crashed near Asheville, NC in the Smoky Mountains. The FAA tells TMZ that the four-seat propeller plane did go down this morning, but could not provide any additional details.

Sources tell TMZ that he is on his way to Vegas this weekend to take in the Mayweather - de la Hoya fight.

 

First of all, Jay-Z flies prop?! His luggage maybe, but not him. Luckily, TMZ cleared things up and let a bitch know it wasn't Jay-Z but "three white men."  

 

Jigg wha?! Naw, it's not his time to go. He hasn't gotten Beyonce knocked up and left her ass for a younger woman breaking her heart and ruining her forever. Once this happens, he's free to go.

 

 

 

 

 

"I could be doing heroin. I really could!  Like, without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably."

 

 

Source: Popbitch

 

 

 

Donatella Versace and Lily Allen should work out together. Both can't stay away from the cancer sticks even at the gym. Donatella was spotted on the treadmill the other day (frightening I know) and a witness caught her with the cigs.

 

"She was on the treadmill for an hour, on the phone the whole time, in big sunglasses, and had her pack of cigarettes right there."

 

In a related story, I once saw some bitch eating chocolate pudding while on the bike at the gym. Why even bother?! It's not like it was even fat-free pudding. Fat bitch. That's almost as bad as eating while taking a dump. People do that and I am speaking from experience, so shut your ass lips!

 

Source: Gatecrasher

 

 

 

Last night in Anaheim at the House of Blues was the second show in THE BRITNEY COMEBACK EXTRAVAGANZA OF 2007!!! Last night's show was an exact replica of the show she played the night before in San Diego . It was around 15-minutes and she performed the same songs. Security was much tighter in Anaheim and it took the audience nearly 2-hours to get through with security taking their cell phones and cameras.

 

Britney didn't even bother with the lip-syncing last night. She chewed gum through her entire set and sort of mouthed the words to the songs according to witnesses.

 

One audience member said, "She was a little off, a little slower than her dancers. If I hadn't heard about last night I would probably be disappointed."

 

Some dumbasses dropped almost $300 a ticket on that mess. I'm still waiting for that wig to come tumbling off! It's bound to happen and I hope the cameras are ready.

 

Source: People

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Blame it on the new wifey-to-be! Usher is apparently going to fire his momma as his manager, because his fiancee, Tameka Foster, doesn't like her. It all started when Usher's mommy, Jonetta Patton, told him to fire Tameka as his stylist. Tameka, who is ten years older than Usher, took some cheap shots at Jonetta on the radio. Usher wanted to be with Tameka and she left her husband for him. She's rumored to be knocked up.

 

Sources close to Usher think he may make Tameka his manager. Bitch is Vaginatized!!!!

 

Rumors are that executives at Jive want Jonetta to take on Britney Spears.

 

Hey! This could work out. Britney needs a bitch who is going to tell it to her like it is! I say Jonetta drops Usher and puts Brit back together.

 

If Usher is going to fire his mother I hope he at least waits until Mother's Day is over. What a bitch that would be.

 

Vagina Power is in full effect, y'all!!! 

 

Source: NYDN

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday, Keira Knightley told us that she would rather look like Beth Ditto than her anorexic self . Today, she's telling us that she doesn't want to be famous anymore. 

 

She decided to give a public interview to tell the world that she hates being famous. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. She said,

 

 

Less talk, more action sweetheart! I feel for you, darling. It's really difficult being rich, beautiful, young and getting whatever you want, whenever you want it. Those children dying in Africa really should tell themselves to stop being so selfish, because Keira has it so hard.

 

I'd switch places with her ass in a second! All she has to do is pout and say some lines and she cashes a million dollar check! The only price she pays is getting made fun and having people gossip about you. That happens to all of us anyway, but we don't get millions of dollars for it!

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

 

Barbra Streisand will play her first UK concert in 13 years on July 18th in London. She already played a second farewell tour in the US which broke box office records. She has no problem with charging upwards of $1,000 per ticket for her UK show. When Madonna played London her top ticket price was $300.

 

A rep for Babs doesn't see a problem with this price, “Seeing Barbra Streisand in concert is a momentous occasion that ranks with seeing Sinatra or Elvis.” 

 

I'd pay more to see Elvis perform today and he's dead! Didn't Babs already bid farewell to the concert circuit?! She doesn't need all that money. At least with Madonna you're getting sets, costumes, razzle dazzle or whatever. With Babs you're getting some hag in a tired velvet dress singing songs that you only listen to in elevators!

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

 

 

Keira Knightley said that she's been trying to put on weight after she found out that she's a role model to anos. She said that she would love to have a body like Beth Ditto. Oh, would she really now? Ugh, I'm so sick of these morons telling lies!

 

She said, "When she (Beth Ditto) was performing she started taking all her clothes off. I stood there watching her strip, thinking, 'Oh my God, that woman is so sexy.' She has the most amazing body."

 

Keira said that after the death of a bulimic girl was blamed on her, she went to the doctor and told him she wanted to put on the pounds. He said she'd have to start eating crap, stop working out to get to a size 12. She said this is just the way her body is.

 

Why does she have to explain everything! She's also lying when she's saying she has to eat junk to gain weight. She just has to EAT period and stop cardio. She should switch bodies with Beth if that makes her happy. Methinks her brains have rottened from the lack of nutrition.

 

Source: Metro

 

 

 

Hayden Pantyhose or whatever her name is says she's only 17 and doesn't want to read nasty things about herself on the internet. Um, so don't go on the internet? DUH!

 

She told People Magazine, "You go on these internet blogs and people say the meanest things. I’m a normal person. Just because I’m in the spotlight doesn’t mean I’m God’s gift to the world. I’m learning and making mistakes just like every other 17-year-old girl out there. "

 

Yes and your mistakes are our fortune! That's the downfall of being rich, young and famous! Sorry to break it to you hon. It's better you learn now than later. 

 

Oh and Hayden is one of People's most beautiful people this year.

 

Here she is at some weird "Ice Princess" skating party. Not sure if they are old or new, but they are weird. 

 

 

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