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These screencaps were taken on October 30th of this year and show Ripa putting her fingers in her mouth and slathering them all over Regis. Hmm...she doesn't seem to mind. Stupid slag. She should've given a better exuse on why she didn't like Clay's hands on her face.

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Kelly Ripa called into The View today to discuss the Clay Aiken incident. Rosie O'Donnell said that she felt Kelly's remark about "having kids and not wanting them to get sick" by Clay touching her was very homophobic. Kelly told Rosie that she was disappointed that Rosie would think that and it had nothing to do with his sexual preferences. Kelly said the flu is going around. Nice try. They went at it for a while with Kelly saying that she's never asked Clay anything about his sexuality.

Rosie ended the show by saying "Clay, I have kids and you can touch me anywhere you want."

Not the mental image I needed.

I must say that Kelly needs to shut it already. She's making it worse and did Rosie just out Clay?

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Michael Richards went on David Letterman last night and apologized for his racial tirade filled with the "n" word at a comedy show in L.A. this past weekend. Michael appeared via satellite. His friend, Jerry Seinfeld was already scheduled and thought he would give KKKramer a chance to tell his side.

Michael started to talk, but the audience thought it was a joke and started to laugh. I did too. I'm not sure why he chose Letterman to apologize. I mean...it was a little strange. He was obviously nervous or medicated. He blamed his "inner rage" for the outburst and said he lost temper with an "afro-american (his words)" audience member. He said he's going to work on himself. Because he's been to a KKK meeting, but he's never been to "me."

I mean...I don't feel bad for him at all. I've been upset with people of all color, sizes, shapes and you don't see me throwing around slurs. He just needs to pull a "Mel" and enter into rehab. That is the answer for everything!

Pamela Anderson pulled out her fake tits and put on a hideous gold dress to appear on Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday. She came out and sprayed champagne all over him and then hopped over the sofa exposing her crusty panties. What a class act is. Shouldn't a mother of 65 have a little more class?

How did I miss this? It's Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson dressed as vampires singing (I use the term loosely) "Monster Mash" on Jimmy Kimmel Live. How did this happen? Who signed off on this? Is Tyson mentally retarded? So many questions?!

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TMZ has the video of this morning’s Oprah (on tomorrow) where Kirstie Alley showed her new body off in a bikini. A year ago, she promised Oprah that when she got her new body, she would show it off in a bikini. Why?!

Kirstie looks much better than she used to, but still. I don’t want to see that. Actually, anybody in a bikini on the Oprah show is kind of gross. She should’ve reenacted that moment on the Oprah show when she (O) came out in 80s skinny jeans with a wagon full of fat.

Madonna and David Banda arrived in the States yesterday to blab more about the adoption. Madge has already told her story on Oprah, but she isn’t stopping there. She arrived in NYC where she will appear on NBC News, The Today Show and Dateline. Lourdes and Rocco came along for the ride.

In other David Banda news, his birth father has backed off claims that he didn’t know Madge was taking his son for good and now says he is fine with everything. He’s happy that Madge and Guy Ritchie will give his son a good life.

Why is she blabbing about this again? That’s the thing with Madge, she can’t let things go. She went on Oprah and set the record straight, shutting up a lot of people. Don’t we know everything already?

That being said, I want a Banda.

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Michael J. Fox spoke with Katie Couric last night about Rush Limbaugh’s comments that he was faking his condition during a commercial for Claire McCaskill. He also responded to the allegations that he was off his medication so that his condition appeared worse. He denied this and said that he was overly medicated. Rush later apologized for his comment.

Michael said that he only did the ads to further his cause and that he’s not into politics. He supports candidates that support his focus, stem-cell research.

He responded about Limbaugh’s allegations, "He used the word victim, and on another occasion I heard he used the word pitiable. You have to understand, nobody in this situation wants pity. … I'm not a victim. I'm someone who's in this situation … along with millions of other Americans."

"It's not pretty when it gets bad. I've learned to throw vanity out the window. I've had enough years of people thinking I was pretty and teenage girls hanging my picture on walls. I'm over that now."

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I'm so sick of that damn accent! Madonna laid it on thick yesterday as she explained to Oprah the reasons for adopting a baby in Africa. We didn't learn anything new. She went into great detail and it almost sounded rehearsed. She wanted to say the right thing and seemed nervous. She came off pretty intelligent and she almost won me over, but I couldn't get her phoney ass accent out of my brains.

She feels that in attacking her and the adoption process, the media is discouraging other people from adopting children. She also said that she didn't receive any special treatment and that everything goes slow in Africa. Later she did say that it is customary to live in Africa for 18 months during the adoption process, but they allowed her to return to London with David instead.

The "Borderline" Madonna was so much more fun. Oprah's eyelashes creep me out. Lastly, David Banda is a doll.

I’m so over this trash! Madonna bought a baby in Africa and got special treatment, because she’s rich and famous? What more to the story is there? Well, she’s going to be on Oprah today to set the story straight. She’s going to blame the media for blowing things out of proportion. Basically she’s going to say that she’s done nothing wrong and it’s all legal and she’s an angel sent from heaven to deliver beautiful unicorns to the poor children of the World. I liked her so much more on that disco cross.

From the Oprah website:

"I didn't realize that the adoption was causing any controversy until I came back," she says. "There were a million film crews in the airport and press camped outside my door. I don't read newspapers or watch television, but all of my friends have let me know what everybody's talking about and what's going on in the news. So it didn't really hit me until I got back to England. It's pretty shocking."

Madonna says that her critics don't really understand how the Malawian adoption process works if they believe she used status to speed up the process of adopting David. "I assure you it doesn't matter who you are or how much money you have, nothing goes fast in Africa," Madonna says. "There are no adoption laws in Malawi. And I was warned by my social worker that because there were no known laws in Malawi, they were more or less going to have to make them up as we went along. And she did say to me, 'Pick Ethiopia. Go to Kenya. Don't go to Malawi because you're just going to get a hard time.'"

"I'm financing a documentary about orphans in Malawi, so I was allowed to view footage and photographs of a lot of the children. An 8-year-old girl who is living with HIV was holding this child. I became transfixed by him. … But I didn't yet know I was going to adopt him. I was just drawn to him."

David had spent most of his life in an orphanage with 500 other orphans. Madonna didn't know the state of David's health when she was visiting Malawi and considering adopting David. She brought a pediatrician to test all of the children's health for their overall well being, and later learned that David tested negative for tuberculosis, malaria, HIV and other common illnesses striking African orphans.

"When I met him, he was extremely ill," Madonna says. "He had severe pneumonia, and he could hardly breathe. I was in a state of panic, because I didn't want to leave him in the orphanage because I knew they didn't have medication to take care of him. We got permission to take him to a clinic to have a bronchial dilator put on him. … He had pneumonia and was given an injection of antibiotics. He's still a little bit ill, not completely free of his pneumonia, but he's much better than he was when we found him."

When Madonna first arrived in Malawi, she says she didn't know anything about David's parents. She was soon told that his mother had died of HIV and that his three siblings had also died of HIV. At the time, the Minister of Children and Mothers Welfare told Madonna that even though David's biological father's whereabouts were unknown, they would have to find him to give consent for the adoption.

"Here's what I knew. David had been living in this orphanage since he was two weeks old," Madonna says. "He had survived malaria and tuberculosis, and no one from his extended family had visited him since the time he arrived. So from my perspective, there was no one looking after David's welfare."

Once David's father was located, he initially said he gave his son up for adoption always hoping that someone like Madonna would be able to give him a better life, and agreed to the adoption. Now, according to the press, David's father is saying he did not fully understand what he was doing when he agreed to let Madonna adopt his son.

Basically, it goes on and on and you can visit the website or watch her on Oprah today to get the rest of it. That kind of shit bores me, so I won’t go into anymore details. I would be so pissed off to be in Oprah’s audience that day. I get told Madonna is going to be on and bitch is on a TV screen? Hell no!