Hot Slut of the Month

Please take time out from giving yourself oxygen after looking at Brangelina's twin messiahs (see below) to vote for July's Hot Slut of the Month! You have five hot sluts to choose from! We've got everything from a patient pepaw to a memaw stripper! Here are your choices:

Irv Richards - Father of Denise Richards and probably the most patient bitch on this planet
Tempest Storm - 80-year-old burlesque star and Phoebe Price's long-lost sister
Marilyn - He-she pop singer from the 80s who should have had Boy George's career
Jenni Pulos - Assistant to Jeff Lewis and probably the second most patient bitch on this planet

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning hot slut will be announced on Tuesday. Happy voting!

Michael Ian Black managed to barely beat Kate Gosselin in the cage fight to determine June's Hot Slut of the Month. Michael beat her mom ass by less than 25 votes. Thanks to all the dumb skanks out there who voted!

Below is MIB's gay sexy times scene with Bradley Cooper in "Wet Hot American Summer." There's seriously nothing better.

UPDATE: Click here to read Michael Ian Black's response to winning the illustrious title of "Hot Slut of the Month."

We're at the halfway point in determining who will dethrone international supermodel Phoebe Price as the "Hottest Babe of the Year." June has brought us six possible Hot Sluts of the Month. We've got a straight gayelle, an iron vagina and the queen of chichis. Here are your choices:

Maxi Mounds - Model, demure beauty and owner of the biggest fake chichis in the world!!!
Miyavi - He-she Japanese rock star and fashion icon
Andrea Evans - The hottest bitch on daytime television
Kate Gosselin - Reality star, mother of 8 and runner-up to Michelle Duggar for having the saddest vagina in the country
Michael Ian Black - Funny person
Mia Michaels - Straight gayelle choreographer and reality show judge with an amazing last name

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Friday. Happy voting!

Michelle Duggar and her weepy vagina beat out Alannah Currie, Norma Stitz, John Davidson and Sonia from Operacion Repo to become May's Hot Slut of the Month! I approve. It will be a long ass summer for Michelle. She's knocked up with baby #18 and due later this year or early next year.

I seriously need to get a new picture of this hot ho. When she pops out her latest creation, I'm taking her to Glamour Shots. Below is a new video of Michelle talking about her pregnancy. She says she's craving pickles. Slut! That's what got her into this mess in the first place.

Thanks to all who voted!

Chloe Lattanzi beat out Tricia Walsh-Smith, Bill Kaulitiz and Rojo Caliente for the illustrious title of April's Hot Slut of the Month! Chloe's win couldn't have been more timely since tonight is the season finale of "Rock the Cradle." Chloe is one of the finalists. If this ho doesn't win, she's going to rip off Belinda Carlisle's face and sew it over her own. Chloe must win!

Thanks to all who voted! I leave you with this gorgeous duet between Chloe and her mommy, Olivia Newton-John.

Decisions...decisions... It's that very special time to vote for April's Hot Slut of the Month. All of these hot sluts are worthy of the title. Well, most of them are worthy. Here are your choices:

Meagan Taylor aka "Rojo Caliente" - College student who used daddy's money to make one of the worst videos ever made
Bill Kaulitiz - Hedgehog drag queen and lead singer of Tokio Hotel
Tricia Walsh-Smith - YouTube superstar and crazy-eyed scorned wife
Chloe Lattanzi - The dark princess of music

Voting is to the right. The winning slut will be announced on Wednesday. Happy voting!

Color me stunned! I thought Xuxa had it in the pussy bag. Speaking of Xuxa, she told a Brazilian newspaper that she's not sure what her position is on being called a "Hot Slut of the Week." She said she would watch to see what this does to her "image." Please. I'm sure doing a sex scene with a 13-year-old did wonders for her image. Anyway......

Pete Doherty managed rise above and beat Xuxa, Ramona Singer and Laura Bozzo to become Dlisted's Hot Slut of March! Petey couldn't make it to today's Hot Slut awards ceremony, so I will accept this bag of sugar on his behalf.

I also chose to not use a normal picture of Petey looking like a crusty, coke bugger tissue. Doesn't he look utterly lovely here? Even that black hole above Pete loves him so much that it just wants to suck him in.

Thanks to all who voted!

Thanks Luis for Xuxa tip!

It's about that time and I think we might have a clear winner here. Please take a moment from changing your cell phone wallpaper to the picture of Paris falling on her wonk to vote for March's Hot Slut of the Month! Again, I think this is going to be a landslide! Here's your choices:

Laura Bozzo - Controversial talk show host and friend of fraud
Pete Doherty - The most gorgeous man in the world
Ramona Singer - Reality star and party girl mother
Xuxa - Children's TV show host and Brazilian softcore porn star

Voting is to the right. The winning slut will be announced on Wednesday. Happy voting!

Birthday: March 12, 1979
Age: 29
Birth Name: Pete Doherty

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 12, 2008
Claim to Fame: Pete Doherty is best known for being the world's famous crackhead. He was also in the band The Libertines and he's currently in Babyshambles. Oh and he used to date a chick named Kate Moss.

Where is he now? Probably snorting coke through his penis hole. No! Petey claims he's clean. Uh huh. He's also currently touring with his band and working on a reality TV show about youths addicted to heroin. He's a saint!

Why is he HS of the Week? There are too many reasons to list. Not only is he one of the hunkiest men in the world, but he's given us so many laughs. The story about him getting his cat addicted to crack? Hilarious! The story about him performing at a children's Birthday party? Insane! The fact that he's been arrested at least ten million times and has never been sent to prison makes him one of the hottest sluts around.

La Pequeña's competition didn't stand a chance against her tranny glamour. He-she won 46% of your votes and beat Lorielle New, Sgt. Caroline Mason, Susanna Sievinen and Ms.Krazy. La Pequeña needs to get off his ass and make more videos! I need to be entertained. Above is the original video that made me fall in love with her or him. I've already posted all the other ones.

Thanks to all who voted!