Elisabeth Hasselcrack

Rosie O'Donnell attended the Broadway opening of The Little Mermaid last night where she confessed to People that she has made up with Elisabeth Hasselcrack. Lesbos! Rosie said she sent baby gifts to Elisabeth's new son Taylor Thomas, "He's very, very cute. I saw him on TV, and I sent him a lovely gift, and [she and Hasselbeck] have been e-mailing each other. And peace prevails."

"We e-mail back and forth. She seems good. She looks like she adopted, like she didn't give birth. She looks perfectly fit and gorgeous already."

Wow, Rosie's in a great mood. I thought she was going to hate Elisabeth for the rest of her life. Too bad her skin doesn't fit the inside. I'm sure that's what the inside of Paris Hilton's ass cheeks look like. Rosie stays out of the damn sun. It's making you look like you have an STD on your face.

Here's Rosie with her love-love-lover Kelli last night.

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Elisabeth Hasselcrack called into "The View" this morning to reveal the name of her baby boy who was born this past weekend in Arizona. Elisabeth and her husband have named him Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck. She also showed off some pictures of him.

Who knew Hasselcrack was such a Home Improvement fan.

Laura Ingraham was the guest co-host on the show and asked Elisabeth if Taylor was already a registered Republican. You know he is.

PETA has two words for Hasselbeck, 'Cluck you!' Next to Barbara and Joy, who expressed compassion, Elisabeth sat there chirping about the joys of killing defenseless birds. Conservatives love animals too, and she ruffled a lot of feathers today. Now that Whoopi has joined the show, maybe it's time for Hasslebeck's head to go on the chopping block."

BWE has a clip of yesterday's The View where Elisabeth Hasselcrack goes on and on about a Law & Order episode which featured a character named "Elisabeth Hassenbeck" that was raped and killed. She was upset by this and called the executive producer who basically hung up on her ass. Bitch says that there's probably only one person with that name and she finds it hard to believe it was just coincidence as the producer suggested. She finds it socially irresponsible for the show and says she can never sit next to anyone associated with the show. Um...well looks like you're going to be home a lot, because every damn working actor in NYC has been on that show. Dumb slag!