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Tuesday, November 20th 2007
Emmy Shit Right Here: CoCo On Law & Order
CoCo gave it everything she had on Law & Order: SVU tonight. I'm telling you if they gave Oscars for TV performances this bitch would get one. CoCo played the girlfriend of some dude who's accused of murdering a girl. Her one major scene was opposite her real life pimp, Ice-T.
Casting directors better take note, because this girl has talent and by talent I mean fake boobies and ass.
I mean even if CoCo wasn't sucking the dick of one of the stars, she still would've gotten the role? Right? Well, she'd have to suck a different dick, but she'd still get a role on the show!
Meryl Streep.....who? Sally Field.....what? Helen Mirren....nu uh! It's CoCo!
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Tuesday, November 20th 2007
Red Hot Lawsuit
The Red Hot Chili Peppers sued Showtime yesterday for naming one of their shows "Californication" without their permission.
The Chili Peppers claim they coined the phrase by using it on their 1999 album. Anthony Kiedis said, "Californication is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come along and steal our identity is not right."
The show stars David Duchovny as a writer who likes to have sex with strangers. Yeah, that's basically the plot. I've seen two episodes. The show also features a character named Dani California which is also the name of a Chili Peppers song.
The Chili Peppers want damages and restitution and disgorgement of all profits derived by the defendants. They also want to ban Showtime or anybody else from further using the name.
The show's producer said he got the title from an old saying. "Apparently in the '70s there were bumper stickers that said 'Don't Californicate Oregon,' because Californians were coming up there, and I just thought it was a great, great title for this show."
For some reason I thought Showtime already got permission. All these stupid lawsuits. If they coined the phrase, give them the money. If they didn't, don't. That wasn't so hard. I doubt they coined the phrase. They probably got it from some stoner in Santa Monica. It sounds like something a stoner would come up with.
Kiedis could use the money anyway. Judging by his wardrobe choices he's hurting in the wallet.
Source: Associated Press
Saturday, November 17th 2007
This Writer's Strike Sucks
The writer's strike will most likely go into the new year which means a lot of shows have already shut down production. NBC has not only shut down production of "Saturday Night Live" but now Page Six reports that they have fired most of their full-time staff. A source claimed 90 percent was let go due to the strike. Even long-term employees were let go. The source also said SNL staffers were not given any kind of severance. NBC declined to comment.
Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien and Carson Daly all went into repeats and could face cuts to their staff as well. David Letterman has told his staff he will pay them through his production company if the strike lasts through the holidays.
That sucks. Can't they just go have some donuts and talk again? Donuts solve everything. If all my favorite shows are going into repeats what am I to do?! Yes, I'm selfish. Can't the studios and those others bitches just give them what they want, so I don't have to spend my nights watching HGTV or even worse, reading a book. How does one do that anymore?
End the strike!
Tuesday, November 6th 2007
Lucy Will Have To Wait
Lucy Wonk's....I mean Liu's....new show "Cashmere Mafia" is one of the first new shows affected by the writer's strike reports The Hollywood Reporter. The show was supposed to premiere on ABC November 27th. This shit will have to wait until midseason.
The show is about 4 female executives in NYC. Think Sex and the City without the sex, because it's ABC.
And I was looking forward to this mess. I like cashmere. I like the mafia. I like siamese kitties and Lucy seriously reminds me of one.
Here's Lucy wearing a dress by caca at the ACE Awards last night. How many damn award shows do we need? FUCK!
Thursday, October 4th 2007
Susan Mayer Doesn't Care About Filipinos
The country of the Philippines is pissed off after Teri Snatcher's character told a lame joke on the season premiere of Desperate Housewives this past Sunday.
The dumbass joke was told to a doctor that suggested Teri had menopause. She said to him, "OK, before we go any further, can I check these diplomas? Just to make sure they aren't, like, from some med school in the Philippines?"
Apparently this made headlines news in the Philippines and medical professionals there have demanded an apology from ABC and the producers.
ABC issued this statement, "The producers of `Desperate Housewives' and ABC Studios offer our sincere apologies for any offense caused by the brief reference in the season premiere. There was no intent to disparage the integrity of any aspect of the medical community in the Philippines."
"As leaders in broadcast diversity, we are committed to presenting sensitive and respectful images of all communities featured in our programs."
One Filipino-American was quoted as saying, "I had to rewind it over and over again to make sure I heard it right. .I was immediately offended and, really, just hurt. These days, people are supposed to be more sensitive or more aware of what's considered appropriate."
GET OVER IT! The joke wasn't even funny to begin with. It's effin Desperate Housewives!!!!! Nobody takes that shit seriously. I think their boring ass storylines are more offensive than that stupid joke!
Wednesday, October 3rd 2007
Molly Shannon Is Kath In Kath & Kim
The American version of the hit Australian comedy "Kath & Kim" has found its Kath! Molly Shannon will play Kath in the comedy pilot for NBC. The show is about the dysfunctional relationship between a mother and daughter. Molly wil play the mother.
The original show stars Jane Turner as Kath and Gina Riley as Kim. The two will also serve as executive producers on the American version. The search for Kim is still on.
If you haven't seen this show, you must! It comes on the Sundance channel here in the states and it's honestly of my favorite TV shows ever! Jane and Gina are hysterical.
You know Molly makes sense, but she would make a lot more sense as Kim not Kath. Hollywood will eff this up royally I'm sure.
Thursday, September 27th 2007
Joseph Fiennes Will Chop It Off
Joseph Fiennes hot ass will get trannylicious for FX's new pilot about a dude who gets his dicked cut off. Ryan Murphy of Nip/Tuck fame and Brad Pitt will executive produce that bitch. Ryan will also direct.
The untitled drama formerly titled "4 oz." will follow a family man's journey into becoming the woman he's always wanted to be. Blythe Danner will play his mother. Robert Wagner will play his father.
Production will begin later next month.
Josie will make the perfect pretty lady. I was rooting for Angelina Jolie, but I'll take him. Speaking of trannies. did anyone see "Dirty, Sex, Money?" Candis Cayne is beyond hot. She is the perfect tranny.
Source: The Hollywood Reporter
Thursday, September 27th 2007
It's Nothing Without The Hoff!!!!!!!!
It was only a matter of time. NBC has hired Doug Liman (Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Bourne Identity) to put together a new "Knight Rider" series. NBC plans for a 2-hour telepic which could air as early as next Fall.
They will rework the original story of a man and his hot ass car. Producers are calling it Transformers-inspired. Great...
K.I.T.T. will be back, but The Hoff won't. He's busy doing his own TV show for E! The Hoff's new show will be called "Tales From The Hoff." It's a scripted comedy in the vein of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
Hollywood loves to ruin the classics. I think it's like an underground commitment you make when you first make it in Hollywood. "Yes, I agree to ruin at least one classic." Are they going to ruin Bionic Woman next?! Oh...that's right. Um....what about Fantasy Island? Oh yeah, they already did that.
Ugh, Gilligan's Island is so next! Wait that would be hot. Phoebe Price was born to play Ginger Grant!!!! Get Fox on the horn! They'll buy any pitch!
Friday, September 21st 2007
Alice Probably Watched
Maureen McCormick aka Marcia Brady claims she did lesbionic things with Jan Brady aka Eve Plumb back in the day. Maureen will details her sexual experiences with Eve in her new tell-all which doesn't hit stores until 2008.
A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."
Is anything sacred anymore?! Next thing they are going to tell me is that Rosie the Robot and Jane Jetson ate each other's muffins.
You know when Jan was getting off she shouted "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" I know, but someone had to go there.
Friday, September 7th 2007
The New Pat O'Brien
Kenneth in the (212) posted this blind item on his blog the other day:
Which TV insider has been known to make his own headline news with these superhot nude pics of himself on the gay cruising site Manhunt.net?
It doesn't take a genius to figure out it's Thomas Roberts. Thomas is only a week into his gig at The Insider. He used to be at CNN Headline News. The pictures don't show face, but they show everything else. Click here (NSFW) to see them. The dick looks skinny and a little warped at the end. He should look into that.
A rep for The Insider told Page Six , "We have hired Thomas Roberts from CNN for his journalistic strengths and integrity. It is unfortunate that after four days on the job at 'The Insider,' he has become a victim of this malicious personal attack."
Journalistic integrity at The Insider?! It's the fucking Insider! You devote whole segments to The Anorexic Twins! Don't get me wrong, I love that shit.
I wonder if Thomas and Anderson Cooper played "find the weapons of mass destruction" when they were at CNN together? Probably not. I heard Andy doesn't like cream in his coffee.
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