Flavor of Love

Page Six is reporting that Flavor of Love 3 is turning out to be the fakest season of all. Apparently, right after season 2 of the show finished filming, Foofy Foofy got a different chick pregnant and proposed marriage to her. Foofy never even called season 2 winner, Deelishis.

A source said, "He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He never even bothered to call Deelishis after the reunion show. He has a fiancée he's in love with and doesn't want to cheat on, but he'd already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career. He was dead broke before, so he's doing it for his family."

A rep for Vh1 said, "Flav is not engaged. It's true he's on his eighth child but, as he's said in the past, he'd like 10. So there's two more to go."

I'm still surprised to hear that chicks out there would actually do him. The reverse cowgirl must be their favorite position with him. Frankly, who cares if the show is fake! It's about the skanks and whores anyway. It's not about him at all. They could remove him from the show completely and I would still watch it.

BONUS! Here's a hilarious video from MediaTakeOut of ShorTee going off on Vh1 and Foofy Foofy. ShorTee was one of the first to be eliminated. She was infamous for that amazing underbite. She goes on and on talking shit on him in this video. She blasts his skin color and Brigitte Nielsen. She also wants to thank all her "fans." Sweetie, you should have said "fan." I'm pretty sure that's me. I'm your only fan. LOVE HER. Foofy needs to bring her applehead back!

Foofy Foofy is back and this time he means business. "Flavor of Love 3" got started last night and something seemed different. Don't get me wrong, there's the usual tricks, but these girls seemed less.....trashy? I guess that's not saying much, but I'm used to drunk fights on night one! The only major battle that went down last night was between Shy (who is everything but) and Bee-Ex. Shy blasted Bee-Ex for not wanting to have kids right away, because Shy is ready to give Foofy Foofy lots of children. Yeah, she's got that uterus ready. Shy even goes to tell Foofy Foofy that Bee-Ex obviously isn't here for him, because she doesn't want kids. Um....who is actually there for Foofy? Did they take a good look at him?

Above are some of my favorite girls from the night including the twins. These two are scaring the hell out of me. Foofy names them "Thing 1 & Thing 2" after the characters from one of his favorite books "Cat in the Hat." How romantic.

My favorite girl of the evening was cut at the end. Ain't that a bitch! Her name was Shore-Tee and homegirl was BEAT. I don't know where the hell they found her. It looks like she came directly from the jail! I mean I swear I've seen this hooker on the track before. Why did he have to do Shore-Tee and her massive underbite like that? Her head game is probably whack!

Foofy also kicked two of the BBWs out the door. What does he have against big girls? Although, Peechee walked into the wrong show. I think she made a wrong turn while on her way to a Tyra Banks Show taping. She didn't belong there.

Right now, I'm going to call final 3 as Hotlanta, Prancer and Shy. Unless, they pull a Flavor of Love 2 and bring back New York AGAIN! I wouldn't doubt it.

There were a lot of great moments from this week's "Crack Rock of Love." I've picked two and the first involves a challenge where the girls have to try and get Bret excited with a little phone sex action. Magdalena decides to serenade Bret with a song and I swear she's giving Barry White a run for his money. Bitch sounds like she has nuts of steel and she probably does!

My second favorite clip involves a fight between Erin and Brandi. Brandi is jealous of Erin and her "circus tits" winning one of the challenges and so she goes after her. The fight is pretty average, until Erin tells Brandi that she's only pretty in the "meth world" and also brings up her "meth scratched face." AHAHAHAH! Brandi leaves the room and starts crying, because I guess she got her "meth scars" from a car accident.

Brandi should've thought about that before picking a fight with Erin. Erin is a nasty skank, but she's so right. Brandi is only hot in the meth world.

I'm also quite upset that we will never hear Tiffany say "Don't threaten me with a good time" again. How could Bret get rid of her?!

I want my money back!

Tonight at 9pm is the premiere of Vh1's "I Love New York." In this spin-off of "Flavor of Love" Tiffany Patterson aka New York searches for love among several bachelors fighting for her love. The 90-minute premiere also features New York's popular mother as well as some crazy dudes. I mean, who really wants to get with that? Vh1 has high hopes for this spin-off, but I smell a stinker and that isn't Tiffany's cooze.

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This is the best idea! When they announced "Flavor of Love 2" I said that they should instead cast some aging rocker to star in the show. There's nothing I love more than old, skanky rocker chicks. Well, looks like this is coming true. Bret Michaels is rumored to star in "Rock of Love" for Vh1. Idolator posted this casting notice:

VH1 and the producers of THE SURREAL LIFE and MY FAIR BRADY bring you the hottest relationship show ever... ''ROCK OF LOVE''.

CASTING: Twenty bachelorettes to live in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills and compete for the love of one of the 90's HOTTEST ROCKERS. We are unable to announce who this single rocker is at this time, but...He is the real deal. A famous, sexy, bad boy rocker. He was the lead singer of a famous 90's rock band and he still tours today!

Apparently, Bret Michaels is the name that is coming up the most. I mean this could be the best show ever. They really need to just go to a Harley Davidson convention to pick up their "ladies." Thinks of the outfits! Leather thongs and studded bras. Awesome!

Foofy Foofy aka Flava Flav brought Deelishis as his date to the BET Hip Honors in Atlanta tonight. I guess this means they are sort of still together. I would think now that Deelishis is Foofy's main tranny, she would be wearing something a little more expensive looking. I mean...you don't have to buy your clothes at the swap meet anymore girl. This frock looks like it was made with material from Party World. Deelishis have your man sell his gold teeth to buy you a decent dress.

I know I'm a bad Flavor of Love fan! I didn't do a recap on the reunion. The truth is, that shit sucked harder than Bootz in a room full of rappers. One of the highlights came when Buckwild threw her $3 Payless pump at New York. This shit was so planned, because dumb ass has put said shoe on eBay. I mean this shit made the Jerry Springer show look spontaneous. The other highlight came when Krazy squeezed her ass cheeks together to try and sound good while singing some beat down song. As New York would say, bitch is fraudulent!

Speaking of frauds, a few of you have written me on the status of Delishis and Foofy's relationship. Now that he's admitted to knocking up some broad with his 7th child....the status of their relationship has been questioned. Foofy actually knocked up the random ho before he started filming Flavor of Love 2. I've heard that he's still with Delishis, but who knows and who cares?

Another rumor is that he will appear on New York's reality show and beg him to take him back. When she denies him, he will again search for love on Flavor of Love 3.

PS - If you really want to get grossed out,
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to see a picture of New York and Pumkin kissing. I say ewww.