Brawls

The video above is loud and there's screaming in it, so I'm warning you. If you play it and your co-workers call 911, because they think you are being murdered then that's on you. Anyway, bat-faced Nicole Kidman's bodyguard went batshit crazy on a paparazzi photographer and started beating his French ass. It seriously sounds like the bodyguard is choking Frenchie Homer-Simpson-style.

Nicole was in the car in front of them. She probably sat there smiling. Not because she was happy about it, but because she can't move her face!

Visit Flynet to see pics of the pap's face. He seriously got beat down hard!

This an amazingly awesome tranny fight from TMZ. It all starts when this one tranny is talking to the camera about how they couldn't get into the club, but that's ok, because she's going to be the most famous person ever or something like that. She goes on and on and then all of a sudden her friend yanks her weave for basically no reason. They start going at it for a half a block until the popo had to step in and ruin the fun.

Somebody needs to parachute these bitches into the "Flavor of Love" house now. That show needs help and these two hot bitches are the ones to do it.

No!!!! The National Enquirer reports that O.J. Simpson's glamorous girlfriend, Christine Prody, is in the hospital after she claims she fell down while drunk. Christie suffered major bruising all over her body. Sources also claim she had internal bleeding from her brain. The Enquirer reports that cops want to talk to O.J., because they believe Christie might have been brutally beaten down. They also claim she didn't have any booze in her system when she was brought to the hospital on February 11th.

TMZ reports that O.J. is not a suspect and her bruises are consistent with her fall at a gas station.

Oh how I love Christie Prody. Ever since I laid eyes on her beautiful Chola Sharpee eyebrows. I definitely have a Sharpee fetish. The fact that she fell down drunk outside of a gas station makes her even more of an elegant lady in my eyes. She needs to get away from The Juice though. She needs her own life. She can hook up with that Hannah Montana Chola Mom and put together a pop group. They can call themselves The Sharpees.

Aretha Franklin is not happy and a hot dog with extra cheese is not going to put her in a better mood. Ok maybe it will, but it better have extra extra cheese. She's pissed off, because during the Grammys Beyonce had the audacity to introduce Tina Turner as "the queen." Aretha is known as the "queen of soul" and thinks only one queen can reign at a time.

Aretha issued this statement to People:

"I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyoncé, however I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy. In addition to that, I thank the Grammys and the voting academy for my 20th Grammy and love to Beyoncé anyway."

Um...Aretha, if you stepped on anyone's toes they would be dead. They would be dead and you would be in jail for killing them. That's the truth.

Aretha is CRAZY! A cheap shot? She's the only one that made an issue out of it. There can be many queens. Beyonce better watch it for real though. I wish Aretha would have slapped her. Hell, Aretha could have slapped from her where she was sitting. She just had to remove one of those titties and swung it around. Beyonce would have been knocked the hell out and Aretha would have been happy.

Bjork has struck again! Bitch went crazy on a photographer at Auckland International Airport in New Zealand on Sunday. Bjork allegedly attacked and tore the shirt of one Glenn Jeffrey. A dude that was with Bjork asked Glenn not to take pictures. He should have listened.

Glenn said, "I took a couple of pictures and I got about three or four frames of her ... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it down the back. As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground. At no stage did I touch her or speak with her. Bjork said nothing throughout the incident but the man with her was saying: "B, don't do this, B, don't do this!"'

He spoke to the police about possibly pursuing charges. The police are probably scared of her ass. I would be too. A spokeswhore for the airport said they would review the video footage if the police requested it. Review it?! Release that shit! I want to see that crazy bitch go off on a journalist...AGAIN.

In 1996 Bjork attacked a reporter in Thailand. She later apologized. Below is the video.

Jet lag must seriously affect Bjork in a crazy way. She is not a happy bitch after coming off from a flight. Homegirl should have a shot of whiskey or something before landing. It will calm the nerves.

Source - Thanks Stingo

Sugababes member, Amelle Berrabah, was arrested after she allegedly attacked a neighbor's car. A neighbor of Amelle's sister's claimed her car was damaged after a dispute with the two girls. 23-year-old Amelle denies she beat up the car, but she was arrested and questioned anyway. She was released and will have to return next month.

Let's see....Amelle has been arrested for girl fighting in clubs. Her boyfriend allegedly raped her sister and she took him back. The same boyfriend recently almost had his arm hacked off with a machete and now this? All this in just one year. Import this girl over here STAT!

She's starting 2008 with a bang! I can't wait what she brings us in the year to come.

You can tell Amelle is a hoodrat. It probably took them hours of work and thousands of dollars to make her look like that. They probably had to remove razors from her hair, cover all her bruises with make-up and remove the beach scene from her Lee Press-On nails. Love this crazy bitch.

Source: The Sun

It's Mr. Wise! During last night's "I Love New York 2" reunion Mr. Wise gave this fake ass monologue on how he didn't beat Tailor Made's ass, because he's honorable or something like that. The host of the reunion, LaLa, commended him, but bitch should've saved her words. Mr. Wise went flying through the air landing right on top of Tailor Made. Supathug! At first I thought it was Midget Mac, because it was like an eagle going after a mouse. Who knew Mr. Wise could get so light?

The reunion also restored my faith in true love. Tailor Made proposed to Tranny York and he-she accepted.

The Vh1 Blog has a great recap including Mister Patterson checking out Wolf's not-so-impressive dick.

On the drive home (home?) from Albuquerque to Portland, my ex-boyfriend got shitfaced and roughed me up in a Sacramento hotel. I escaped from the room through a blitzkrieg of violence and talked to hotel security, who called the fuzz.

Because he had a bite mark, inflicted in self-defense, on his arm, Marty told the police to PRESS CHARGES OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AGAINST ME. Now I am a felon. Jailors. America's Next Top Model fans, all. As the warden took pics of my bloody knuckles for evidence (!!!! evidence!), he quipped, "So there goes that hand modeling job, huh? What's Tyra going to say about this?" And here is how I was summoned from the holding cell for a strip-search, complete with a thorough plumbing of the boodissy: "Hey, Supermodel! Git over here!"

MediaTakeOut has a video of R&B singer Trey Songz delivering a beat down to someone in the audience during one of his shows. It all starts fine and dandy, but then someone throws ice at him. Trey asks who in the audience did it and then grabs his bodyguard and the two fly into the audience like they are in The Matrix or something. Apparently, they gave the dude a major beat down and stole his grills reports AllHipHop. After the little bitch fight Trey got back onstage and finished his set.

Trey is so fucking hardcore. Yeah, I could deliver major beatings if I had a 300lb bodyguard helping me too. Stupid ass. He was probably flailing his arms while his bodyguard did all the work.

VIA TMZ