Brawls

Monday, December 17th 2007

The Posh Show

 
Posh Beckham is getting all the attention on the Spice Girls tour and the other chickens don't like it one bit. At the opening of their London show, Posh got the most applause so says the Daily Mail. Posh's mic was turned down low that when she tried to speak nobody could hear her. That's probably a good thing. Her heels are also higher than the others, so she towers over them. It's the little things, I guess.
 
A source said, “All of these silly petty things just got on the nerves of the other girls. And to top it off when Victoria kept getting the loudest applause and cheers, it really grated on the others.

"The fact Posh probably had the least to do but was getting the best reception was a bit disheartening. It all blew up backstage afterwards and there were some very stern words and evil looks exchanged."

Is that why Posh had pitt cleavage? Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger probably got together, stole her fugly corset, threw it in the dryer and watched that Posh try and squeeze into it. 

Please! The only reason these women got back together was for cold hard cash. I'm sure they could give a shit that Posh is getting the most attention. All they see are dollar signs. I mean pound signs. Well, Posh sees dollar signs since she lives in America and Baby sees pounds since she lives in...oh well you know what I mean! 

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, November 21st 2007

When We Last Left Our Fighting Lesbians.....


Last time we left our fighting lesbians on "A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila," Vanessa had stormed off and Brandy had told Tila she was leaving. Well, this week Brandy did leave and Tila didn't like it. Bitch broke into some weird crying-yelling-annoying type thing. No wonder Brandy took her trash ass out of the game. Tila's bitch screech drove her away.

Ugh and why do they keep saying they "love" each other. No sweetie, you love Jack Daniels, because that's what's got you using the "l-word" to just about anyone. Needless to say, Brandy came back later asking Tila for a second chance. Tila denied her. Cold.

Oh and Dani is still the finest heshe ever.

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Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 20th 2007

Man To Man

On "I Love New York" last night, Pretty walked out on New York, because her dick wasn't big enough for him. No, he walked out because New York disrespected his sister or something like that. He already disrespected his sister by appearing on that trashy reality show. Let's be real.

Pretty storms out of the house and New York follows him and yelling and cursing starts. It's like Christmas at my house!

Then Pretty's sister gets into it with New York. Production had to tear New York's tranny ass away from the action. They should've held New York's fake titties down, because those things look like they could do major damage. Unfortunately, New York and Pretty never duked it out man to man.


Source: Celebreality

Thanks Mike

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, November 18th 2007

Sunday Drama: Gay Fight On The Freeway


You have to love CNN. They have video of a gay fight gone bad on a freeway in Phoenix, Arizona. One of the gays got all dramatic and tried to throw himself in front of traffic after fighting with his boyfriend. The two started getting into it, not in the sexy way, on the freeway almost getting hit several times. They were later arrested on domestic violence charges.

Those gays, I tell ya! All dramatic and shit. They should've just turned on a Barbra Streisand movie and all would've been OK.

Thanks Gabriela

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, November 7th 2007

Battle Of The Divas

 
Ladies! Ladies! Calm down!
 
InTouch reports that George Clooney and his girl, Sarah Larson, were having lunch at Madeo in West Hollywood the other day near Fabio and his friends. One of Fabio's friends is a photographer and George accused her of trying to take pictures of him and Sarah. 
 
Fabio told George, "I thought you were a nice guy. Stop being a diva!"
 
Georgie is a queen not a diva! He apparently didn't like that kind of talk coming from Fabio. Witnesses say he went to push Fabio. “George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him. George was drinking. He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober either.” 
 
Fabio's rep said, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.” Please! Fabio can't even hurt a stick of butter (REAL butter) let alone a human!
 
Talk about a girl fight! Those two are too precious to be brawling like that. They should've had an old-fashioned dance-off! Georgie would've taken that shit. I know he's got the moves.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, November 2nd 2007

Happy Slapping!

 
A contestant on the UK's singing competition show "X Factor" dropped out today after her second "happy slapping" video leaked. I have never heard of a happy slapping video, but apparently it's just like that shit we see here on Maury Povich. Girls go around filming each other beating down random people.
 
15-year-old Emily Nakanda was filmed in her schoolgirl uniform beating a ho down and throwing her around by the hair.
 
Days earlier a video featuring Emily threatening to cut a boy's eyes out was leaked. Oh and her gang name is "Lady Shiverz." That bitch is hardcore.
 
Apparently before the videos leaked this chick was been boo-hooing on the show saying she's a survivor and loves life. The sympathy card. 
 
Visit The Sun to see the video 
 
What kids get into these days! When I was 15 we were playing with Barbies, watching Ducktales and reading Bible stories. Ok no...we were making sex tapes, but at least we didn't hurt anyone! How times have changed! 
 
 
Thanks Mike
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, October 30th 2007

Where Has The Love Gone?

 
Eva Mendes' stupid ass said in an interview that working with Joaquin Phoenix on "We Own The Night" was "kind of like working with a puppy dog or a 2-year-old." Don't mess with a man on the sauce.
 
And of course Joaquin had to fire back. He said, "Had I known I was supposed to be a puppy dog, I would have been much more cute and more consistently attentive. My apologies, Eva, but I had a few other scenes that you weren't in. This puppy dog had a lot of work to do."
 
That was actually kind of nice of Joaquin! I mean he's known for blowing his top, so I'm proud of him. He should've said. "Well, working with Eva was like working with puppy shit! Except puppy shit has more personality and talent."
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, September 25th 2007

Don't Make Me Laugh! HA!

 
Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend.
 
Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can.....
 
A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them."

"A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got."

Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead.

Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 20th 2007

Give It A Bone!

 
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are still fighting. Denise's call girl ass asked a judge to protect her kiddies from Charlie. He fought back by saying Denise doesn't own their children. Good comeback.
 
Denise's attorney said, "She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children. This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children." 
 
The filed papers indicate that Denise is concerned about Charlie's attraction to underaged girls as well as his "illicit behavior" on the internet including showing his dick and bits to people he's chatting with.
 
Um...why haven't we seen these pictures? I wouldn't be opposed to seeing some Charlie Sheen peen. I'm sure it's heavily damaged due to all the action it's gotten with skanky hookers. A peen's a peen though.
 
Charlie denied her accusations and said, "The truth will prevail. It always does." 
 
They need to learn a thing or two from Brit and KFed about how to put together a truly theatrical and dramatic custody battle. This shit is boring. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, September 18th 2007

Pulling Out

 
50 Cent and his luscious titties have pulled out of several dates on his European Promo tour. Many are speculating that he did so, because Kanye West has beaten him in the UK charts. 50 was supposed to play the Mobos this Wednesday and MTV in Germany on Friday.
 
His spokeswhore issued this statement, "50 Cent is very sad to confirm that due to a last-minute, unforeseen and unanticipated change in his schedule, he will have to postpone his European promotion trip from September 18-25."
 
Yeah, more like he's busy getting ass fucked by Kanye.
 
It also looks like Kanye will beat 50's ass in the US charts as well. 50 vowed that he would retire from performing music if Kanye beat him.
 
Screw both of them. I was actually rooting for that ultra-gay Kenny Chesney to take the #1 spot in the US to shut both of them up.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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