The CAPTION THIS Contest

Thanks Alice

GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED IN INDIA... First couple ties the knot. - Smoody

Runners-up:

'I could be wrong, Abdou, but I think we're in a 96 position instead of a 69 - Bama Daisy

But what was REALLY impressive was seeing him tie the other guy's junk in a knot using just his big toe. - Gonnaburn...

Thanks Sugar

I heart NY t-shirt, 1974 tracksuit top, green baseball cap, elasticated waistband jeans....yep, few more hits of this and I'm God's gift to women!! - El Bastardo

Runners-up:

One small toke for man, one GIANT toke for mankind. - BRADIFUL BITCH

I'd pixelate my face too if I was huffing purified jenkem. - La Angel

Thanks Fernando

A tisket a tasket
a crackhead in a basket - -ohmy-

Runners-up:

When Ray said he was going out to find a fucking kilo of coke, he wasn't exaggerating. - devilgirl

Frozen in the clam position due to spending an inordinate amount of time with her legs in the air, Sienna Miller must rely on the common shopping cart to get from point A to point B. - City Barbie

Here's a few more pictures of Crackhead Love in a cart.

Hello Olga, It's Dimitri again, since you are not returning my calls, i thought i would send a pic to prove to you that i have a 5' coc...um, cod. - Clarisse

Runners-up:

you might not believe it now, but her name is Ariel, and pretty soon she is gonna grow legs and we will live happily ever after. - WikkiDraven

"Damn, I guess his balls are bigger than mine after all."

Not pictured: Disappointment. - CherryBlood420

Thanks Stacy

How chocolate milk is *really* made. - CindyBman

Runners-up:

I've heard of having beef impacted in your colon but this is ridiculous. - .

Mac D isn't vain at all...he doesn't mind having a cowlick in the back. - Euphoria

The NSFWish version is after the jump. Don't worry, it's not that gross. JUMP!!!

If I was you I would seriously avoid the "sticky rice" - ChubbyWubby

Runners-up:

Turn around guys, I want to order the Pu Pu Platter. - Nell

It took almost 3 days and two nights but the Japanese finally broke the world record for the largest bowl movement - Pusha

This is what happens when you let old people sit out in the sun for too long. - midnitedriver

Runners-up:

For fuck's sake- tell these guys we've had enough Bush in America! - ISprainedMyUvula

In news today, marijuana took to the streets in protest to fight for their rights to become legal in the wake of legalized gay marriage - AHardWorkinChick

Heaven........I knew it would be like this!! - peace

Thanks Joey

When Sally rented a life-sized Doodle Bear for her son's 5th birthday she didn't expect this. She refused to let the kids connect the dots on the rear canvas. - Cuntina

Runners-up:

Yeah, Wendell finally gave up Dungeons and Dragons and came out of the basement. But I'm guessing his mail order bride wishes he hadn't. - lyndsaybluth

"If it weren't for the free drugs and alcohol, plus that blood-curse on that bitch that stole my boyfriend, I'd never let this guy touch me." - Kizzy

Stir in Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis and Nick Hogan. Add water and beer. Season to taste and simmer for an hour. Serve slightly warm with lots of money, no brains or talent, coke, booze and fast cars, and you've got yourself a nice big pot of Douche Stew - The C Word

Runner-up:

They thought their Heineken Hot Tub would attract chicks... but it only attracted dicks. - Amanda L

Thanks TC