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The 22nd Bond movie will be called "Quantum of Solace" after a short story by Ian Fleming. That shit sounds like a chapter in L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics. The movie is currently shooting with Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Gemma Arterton, Judi Dench and Mathieu Amalric.

Barbara Broccoli, the movie's producer said, "It's not a revenge movie. It's much more complicated than that. There's much more action and it also deals with the inner turmoil of Bond following Casino Royale." I just added that quote, because I wanted to write Barbara Broccoli. That's a delicious name! Best served with Velveeta.

What the hell does that title even mean? Barbara Broccoli totally came up with that title. She seems like the type. It's what she needed as a little girl when everyone was making fun of her last name.

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Not surprisingly, "Cloverfield" was tops at the box office this weekend. That shit brought in $41 million setting a box-office record with the biggest MLK opening ever. It also broke the record with the biggest January opening. Unfortunately, the same can not be said for Katie Holmes' "Mad Money." That shit tanked. It only brought in $7.7 million in over 2,400 locations. The movie cost $22 million to make and Katie apparently only got paid $250,000. She passed on the Batman sequel in order to do this wreck. Good move.

The rest of the list looked like this:

1. Cloverfield - $41 million
2. 27 Dresses - $22.4 million
3. The Bucket List - $15.1 million
4. Juno - $10.2 million
5. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets - $8.1 million
6. First Sunday - $7.8 million
7. Mad Money - $7.7 million
8. Alvin And The Chipmunks - $7 million
9. I Am Legend - $5.1 million
10. Atonement - $4.7 million

I went to see that "Cloverfield" thing, because I buy into hype. I have already completely forgotten what it's about.

That has got to be one of the worst taglines for a movie ever! Waiter, I'll have the cheese plate with extra fruit. "Get Carried Away?" They are so clever. The tagline should've read "Ahahaha! We got your money when you could've really seen the same shit in re-runs on TBS."

This is the first movie poster for "Sex and the City" which hits theaters this May. They were smart to keep My Little Pony Parker small and in black and white. She looks like one of those little ballerinas in those cheap ass music boxes. I just want to shut the music box door on her over and over again.

They haven't even finished shooting and they are already hawking it. They've been hawking it for a couple of months now. That must mean they spent a lot of money on this garbage.

I say that all now, but my stupid gay ass will be forking over $11 to see these old cronies come May. I'm so easy.

And click here to see the first trailer that came out a while ago...in case you missed it

Source: ET Online

Kim Cattrall and Jason Lewis got sexy on the beach for that Sex and the Cronies movies that's still filming. Don't show this to Jennifer Aniston or she'll put a voodoo hex on Kim Cattrall. Wait, is she even dating Jason Lewis? Anyway, they look cold and stale. I'm sure their wetsuits are making sexy noises too.

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21-year-old Gemma Arterton has been confirmed as the latest Bond girl. The 22nd James Bond movie is currently shooting under the working title of "Bond 22." Daniel Craig is back and Judi Dench and Jeffrey Wright are also back. Mathieu Amalric from "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" will play the villian.

Gemma has been given the Bond girl name of Fields. Fields?! That's it? Boring! I mean don't Bond girls usually have sexy and slutty names? They could've called her Fields O'Dickley or Coochie Fields. Something!

The next Bond movie comes out this November. Oh and there's another reason to skip this shit. Daniel Craig won't get naked. Boo!

Source: FoxNews

The trailer for "The Dark Knight" has leaked in shitty form. It shows Heath Ledger as the Joker and although I'm a little excited, I want a little female action. Maggie Gyllenhaal as the lone chick is not good. I want a bad ass bitch in thigh high boots cracking a whip or something. Give me some glamour.

The movie also stars some other people and hits theaters this July.

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